I have a bottle of wine to myself today

Karma is the fire in your house. Karma is your checks bout to bounce. Karma is the guy on the chiefs coming straight home to Me!

If music counted towards free shipping I’d totally buy the lesbian vinyls for the lol

Lmfaoooooooo who’s gonna troll you

My reputation senses are tingling today.

Hey friends, I didn’t expect to have a financial need so soon into this, but I’m going to owe a substantial amount of money for the upcoming radiation treatment and I just don’t have it. Can you take a look and donate if you can, and share my post if you can’t? It would mean the world to me. 💖💖💖

All I want is the tombstone rep ornament can it just be released pleaseeee 😫😤🤬

The flower design is giving scarf 🧣

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. I love you all so much 🥰

@lesbianoasis.bsky.social happy birthday to my birthday twin!!! 🎂🎉

Spouse just surprised me with a switch 2 as an early birthday present. Ahhhh new animal crossing island unlocked!!!!

I can accept no rep tv but please stop making the rep merch fugly 😭

Had the best drive home from visiting family tonight

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Fine, I’ll make my own, but I’m going to watch Wicked: One Wonderful Night and cry the whole time while I do it

Sequins are forever and know I know the life of a showgirl, babe 💋

The midnight blue showgirl vinyl was the loss of my life AND MY FRIEND JUST HANDED ME A COPY AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT

Going Back to Badlands tonight 💙

*Screams into the void about how corrupt insurance companies are*

HALSEY BROUGHT OUT LYNN GUNN LAST NIGHT?!???

🍃 Timed my Halloween 4:20 smoke session perfectly with the “Halloween is cool, nature boy” line in Halloweentown 🎃

“Happy Halloween to all the grave diggers.”

Gaga posting “happy Halloween to all the grave diggers” is making me spiral

Go twitches. Go twitches. Go twitches. But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you

My own conspiracy is that I don’t believe she’s this stupid, but that her job is aspirational wealth combined with relatable personality (see: the influencer), so to be more relatable to more people she has to play into the dumbest aspects of culture today. I also think Taylor Swift is doing this

Visiting my mom and she handed me this 😂

Poot Lovato revival in 2025 is wild

Phase 1: complete 🌊 Now I need to buy rhinestones

Do you think Taylor’s vocal stims latched onto Elizabeth Taylor as bad as mine did?

ACNH 3.0 UPDATE?!?!?!

we just want $oup! make a big pot want it thick better start w/ a roux we’ll make some sourdough, pair it with a 🥣 or ✌️ got me dreaming bout a crowded table where we’re all eating 🍲 chef up, simmer down gotta dish this we just want $oup! #souplorday2025

Soup day is immortal now baby dolls. (I finally tie dyed my TLOAS baby t. Planning on putting rhinestones over the font once it’s washed)

here is a link to the @feedingamerica.org fundraiser: teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...

🍜🥫🍲 UPDATE! 🍜🥫🍲 here is ALL of the info you need for #SouplorDay2025 link to share: bit.ly/SouplorDay2025 we’re going to direct people to support @thereswiftance.bsky.social’s Feeding America fundraiser.

Elvira is gonna be on the bald and beautiful podcast today!

Actually no I’m not surprised the person who called Gaylors a problem is currently being called out as not a safe space for queer people after a whack ass rant the other day on stream.

First day back at work in over a week and I cannot find my headphones 😭

Got my pumpkins today and I cannot wait to roast the seeds to snack on this week

I would like to enter into evidence the lyrics to Black Cat by Mayday Parade for all my non-swemos

My mind is breaking learning that Europeans and Americans do not have the same daylight savings. What do you mean we don’t all change our imaginary clocks on the same day?

Under 5 hours away from being reunited with my cats!!! I love traveling but hate being away from my babies

Been off the grid in the mountains but night two as I was walking up to the entry I heard somebody say “I like your merch” and when I looked up it was ISABELLE hanging out of a passenger window. Before I had time to process what the hell just happened the van vanished around a bend.

It’s officially one of my favorite weekends of the year!!!! Let’s gooooo Rezz Rocks

Horny bitch sun Dumbass baby moon Depressed bastard rising Accurate

Just drove through the entire state of Nebraska and didn’t even get to visit @msinsane.bsky.social because she’s in Vegas.

Envious of anybody that listens to Father Figure and doesn’t relate to it as the one who was groomed to be the golden child of the family but ended up being the breaker of generational trauma instead.

If I make my own do I rhinestone or bleach the lyrics?