Performing bass, drums, and vocals for "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes - simultaneously. #uniquetalents #hashtaggames

Perfect impression of a Dairy Queen blizzard machine #uniquetalents #hashtaggames

Walk like an Egyptian #uniquetalents #hashtaggames

Know every country and its capitol (Circa 2012, when I had bench time at a consulting company, and Sporcled 8 hours/day) #uniquetalents #hashtaggames

Recite the Greek alphabet in under 5 seconds #uniquetalents #hashtaggames

Finding Me Mo' Kitties #humanesocietyamovie #hashtaggames

The Good, the Rad, and the Worthy #humanesocietyamovie #hashtaggames

Saving My Cat Ryan #humanesocietyamovie #hashtaggames

All Dogs Go To a Good Home #humanesocietyamovie #hashtaggames

Stamp elation is the highest form of philately #proverbsgonewrong #hashtaggames

Every god has his gay #proverbsgonewrong #hashtaggames

Don't fight the band that heeds you #proverbsgonewrong #hashtaggames

Different stronks for different fonks #proverbsgonewrong #hashtaggames

Abstraction speaks loud without words #proverbsgonewrong #hashtaggames

#scribesandmakers Day 21: Do you ever change what you're wearing to do your creative work? I put on a f***ing basketball sleeve. 🏀💪 It's not as badass as it sounds (even if you factor in that it doesn't sound badass at all). Long writing sessions irritate the skin inside my elbow. I also wrap […]

RE: https://social.growyourown.services/@FediGarden/115587663680180965 People often recommend moving off mastodon.social, but this is the first time I've seen an explanation why. It's been real, but for the good of the fedi, I'll likely be on the move, soon.

Just got another flurry of shouty shouty mentions, replying to a post from several weeks ago, complaining about my lack of content warnings on “political” topics. Sorry, no. This may be a norm on some instances and in some communities, but it isn’t in mine. And politics, law, and policy […]

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/alex-turnbull-1ab9992_warning-do-not-ignore-gmails-new-ai-scanning-activity-7397317290431770624-n65V WARNING: Do NOT ignore #gmail's new #ai scanning default settings. 1.8 billion users automatically opted in to allow Gmail access to all private messages & […]

The Real Slim Shady #nameanobjectsong #hashtaggames

Fry Sharona #nameanobjectsong #hashtaggames

Jolene'ing Tower of Pisa #nameanobjectsong #hashtaggames

A Toy Named Sue #nameanobjectsong #hashtaggames

Billie Jeans #nameanobjectsong #hashtaggames

Susie Q-Tip #nameanobjectsong #hashtaggames

Let’s Fucking Go. #yeehawfuckthelaw

I have quite a few projects I'm super excited to publish in the coming weeks. But honestly, the main thing that's consuming my brain cycles story-wise is a year-end piece about just how badly this administration has fscked our cybers in so many ways. This won't be a polemical soliloquy. I […]

My first novel has been sent off for copy edit! Feels amazing to reach this milestone. Looking forward to a break from the grind, but also dreading what comes next: self-promotion. 🤮 Stay tuned for website news/drama. #writing #writerslife #writersofmastodon #selfpromo

Lindsey Halligan moves to a small town and starts a Christmas boutique, after losing her stuffy big city lawyer job #hallmarkmoviesforheadlines #hashtaggames

My favorite feature of macOS 26 is the touch-grass mode, where the internet randomly shuts off about 50% of the time. #mac #macos #enshittification

After reading some of the Epstein emails, I was compelled to look in Constella Intelligence and Spycloud for exposed passwords tied to Epstein's email address: Would you believe he reused the password "Ghislaine"? If he didn't tell all his secrets, he probably leaked them inadvertently through […]

Flangarry Flan Ross #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

Phantom of the Ahhh Pudding! #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

The Hound of Bechamel #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

Creme and Brulee-ishment #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

The Pudding of Durian Puree #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

Tiramisus in the Sun #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

Huckleberry Flan #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

Peter Panna Cotta #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

Baby Got Snack-Pack #puddingbooksorplays #hashtaggames

The Tiles, They Are A-Changing #remodelasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Sledge! Hammer time! #remodelasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Fridge Over a Puddle of Water (... I will call the pro) #remodelasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Then Jesus Carried, Underwood, the cross through the streets of Jerusalem #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

Grandma's Lincoln Park'd in the church lot #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

Nickelbaptist #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

Tom Petty and the Heart of Kali Maa #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

The Who-terites #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

Amishy Elliott #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

Three God Night #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames

The Pretenders #mashupbandsandreligion #hashtaggames #noeffort