Happy Sixth Rescueversary to Ravenwood Fett, aka Raven aka Captain Poop aka Hair Machine aka Little Riddle aka Misbehavin’ Raven aka Disaster Dog aka Chaos Demon aka Goobernator aka Reverend Thwacker aka Sir Wags-a-Lot aka Little Baby

Girlfriend forgot her hair clip so now it’s being held for ransom. It’s a rough galaxy out there.

A White House-ordered Hatch Act violation happening on every agency website and in every federal employee's out-of-office autoresponder.

RIP Jane Goodall

I just watched an all-AI fan trailer for M.A.S.K. and seeing so many people think that’s “cool” breaks my heart. It’s literally just slow motion shots of the vehicles and the characters walking. All of the shots are the same. No sense of a story. Just slop. Media illiteracy will destroy us.

RIP Robert Redford.

I dreamt @jonathanlondon.bsky.social moved to Austin for a year for a job and didn’t even bother say goodbye to me and I was so mad at him.

Date night with my gf. Some of the best gnocchi pesto I’ve ever had, followed by by amazing ice cream, and then THE NAKED GUN, which made me laugh a lot.

Ruin a movie: Star Trek III: The Search For Spork

I dunno, I feel like to get those kids to join you need a catchy name. How about the Trump Youth?

Multiple police cars, twice as many officers, several cordoned-off blocks, a chopper circling overhead… But at the end of the day, it was the dog who caught the suspect. The K-9 unit. The paw patrol. The good boy brigade. The puppy posse. The fur baby force. The wet nose squad.

So there’s a helicopter hovering over my block. Huh.

If you see this, post a redhead.

My gf asked me to explain a lot of Superman lore I wasn’t prepared to answer. But she’s cute so I’m happy to do the research.

Call me crazy but even IF you meant that “great jeans” campaign in a jokesy way, like “ha-ha, gotcha! I wanted you to talk about me!,” my instinct is to grab you in a headlock, show you everything that’s happening, and repeat “take a look around, jackass. Does it seem like we’re in the mood?!”

SUPERMAN round 2!

FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST FOOTSTEPS was super fun. (Yes I know it’s “First Steps,” but you had the four Fs right there)

Sorry to go on, but I’m not getting over this in particular. He just straight up decided to criminalize being too poor from his gold throne.

“[I will not attend his funeral] but I approve it!” —Ebenezer Hoar

When Ozzy was going to perform at the Hollywood Bowl a few years ago, I was all set and ready. But he got sick and canceled. And I never got to see him live. I will still always hold him dear.

I’m genuinely crying.

L.A. Guns put on a fantastic concert last night.

Goddamn L.A. Guns put on a great show.

New M.A.S.K. and Boba Fett prints are finally up.

California is such a disaster, a war-torn, collapsed state ravaged by riots and criminals, that JD Vance brought his kids to Disneyland.

Neighbor’s dog attacked Raven. I have never heard my poor boy cry like that. When we finally got them separated, Raven was scared but seems to only have one minor cut in his ear, and I haven’t been able to find more. I gave him a bone because he deserved a treat. I think I’m more scarred than he is.

Here in California we need our state and local leaders to tell us exactly what our rights are when we are confronted with armed masked men claiming they have the authority to disappear our fellow citizens. Now.

It’s late on July 5th. Stop with the fireworks, LA.

RIP Michael Madsen

ICE now has a budget bigger than the United States Marine Corps. ICE now has a budget bigger than what we spend on biomedical research in America. This is sociopathic to the extreme.

Mexican boxer Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., who fought Jake Paul on Saturday in CA, has been arrested by U.S. immigration officers and is being processed for expedited removal from the country, the Department of Homeland Security said in a statement Thursday.

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

People talk about the Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods parking lots. No one ever warns you about Burbank Empire Center.

Marvel fanboys are so mad that Riri is smart that having more than one smart black woman in the MCU is a big no-no.

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

Someone recognized my M.A.S.K. shirt tonight. We’re out there, Hasbro and Paramount. Hire me.

Post workout glam session.

Raven welcomes me home from watching SINNERS.

There’s also gonna be a big screen showing of Speed Racer coming up and when I tell you I’m very tempted…

Waterworld on the big screen? Why yes, thank you. I will get tickets to that.

thinking again about this 2018 cover

Terms limits for the Supreme Court, please and thank you.

Fuck CNN.

I wish I was a grifter. I wish I had it in me to lie and deceive for money. But no: here I am, caring about others and struggling to make an honest living.

I keep hoping McDonald’s does the funniest thing ever and releases a taco.

Trying to burn a CD, something I haven’t done in years, and it’s not working. Is it that the blank CDs I have are too old? Is it that the drive is too old? Is it that the drive I was just lent is too old? Is it that my computer is struggling?

RIP Harris Yulin.

And somehow missed this: RIP Sly Stone.