There was a time I never thought The Room would be able to become a president.

The Neophytic Age doesn't have to be entirely horrible.

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There's so much snow and ice outside, the only thing I can think about is dressing slutty and mowing the grass.

Trying to stay healthy because you can't afford otherwise is starting to feel like a 4th job.

Let's build on boring.

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Sometimes it's okay and even encouraged to grow a chitinous wax.

My "holiday" work schedule feels unhinged.

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New collaboration with @cvhunt.bsky.social is now available! #horrorbook #newbooks

My day job feels like waiting on test results.

Here is some music from 2025 I really liked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lS...

The Kindle pre-order for our next publication is now available. a.co/d/gemgXwI

Kindle pre-orders now available for our next publication! Paperback will be available on publication day, December 27, 2025. a.co/d/96Aci5M

New book coming soon! #books #horror

"Everyone who pays for me ends up canceling me" is the best, most lucrative, great business model.

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This winter, a quilted indoor hockey league.

It's all just batteries exploding everywhere.

More of us should fully commit to our really bad hair.

Our next publication is December 6th, THE FREAKSHOW: REBIRTH IN DRAYTON FALLS (#2 Drayton Falls Series) by Bryan Smith. If you loved THE FREAKSHOW, you'll want to read this. Kindle on pre-sale now, paperback available on publication day. a.co/d/7cyZuvV

Some early copies of the new book arrived. Out December 6 from @grindhousepress.bsky.social

I have "Pretend everyone is asleep" energy.

We have to interact with relatives, so we're entering peak Todd and Margot season.

At this point, if the earth's atmosphere was just a membranous solar panel, we'd all be better off, right?

The Exhausted Tech Executive is the new Death of a Salesman.

Soberly stumbling drunkenly through capitalism.

Every Friday around midnight, I post a story on my site. notandersenprunty.com/2023/05/05/o... #absurdism #freefiction

Every 24 hours or so, I ask AI to make my books more relevant.

"Look at you out there turning all of your skin tags into clits." #wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature

Extremely odd that the same people bombing opiates and fentanyl are the same people shitting on "wokeness". #fuckness

I could stay here forever

A mausoleum of QR codes

Highly recommend. boxd.it/RSom

What does it mean when you type "Let's" to begin a text and the first suggestion is "fail"? I think I'm doomed.

That was a real low-energy Little Free Library.

My first award with the story that won!

Wow. Can't wait until having an imagination is declared a mental illness.

Paid influencers will always buy the quiet places.

I like to think of my body as a rubber band surrounded by pudding.

A voyeur is really just a domestic astronomer.

Cringe is the new satire.

I only wear Natural Death leather.

Citric acid is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

The toilet seat is highly defective.

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We all just need to work on our core in the laziest way possible.