Backrooms was pretty Officecore #therewasamoviecalledbackrooms

6 days without nicotine and the world feels kind of weird.

I've read The Myth of Sisyphus at least 3 times and can't quote a single sentence from it.

I no longer leave the house without feeling completely AI.

Bikepath Dispensaries

Yesterday, charges were dismissed for myself and five others protesting ICE. Yes, it was a win. But it’s not justice. And it’s not over yet.

The Universal Payment Method Church. *accepted everywhere in the universe

Most people remind me of 7 or 8 sticks glued together to loosely resemble a human being.

I learned to type with my toes and started wearing keyboards as shoes so I can be twice as efficient. #hustle

The audiobook of DREADITATION is now available. It's filthy and bonkers. Geoff Sturtevant did a great narration job. If in the U.S. or U.K., visit my website for a free Audible code: notandersenprunty.com/2026/05/05/f...

Allegory Inc.

Got word that the Spanish translation of my book, COCKBLOCK, is nearing publication. In case you're looking for the English version ... www.amazon.com/Cockblock-C-...

The Sugar-free Nicotine Horehounds

Cover reveal! Coming this June from Grindhouse Press, ONE NIGHT AT THE SKULL SPARK CLUB: DRAYTON FALLS, VOLUME 3 by @bryansmith.bsky.social.

Experimental Health Kitchen

New @grindhousepress.bsky.social !

Writing off everything makes life almost affordable. #doomscroll666

6666 is a perfectly balanced 24-hour day

Who would I be if I'd never been advertised to? Universal basic income should be a class-action legal settlement.

I have decided to change the name of my work-in-progress to PORN WORLD: Part 666. Look for it in 2027.

To be anti-Trans is to be anti-exploration. The inward frontier is as expansive as space.

A new era began when Becky and Keith entered their cannabis phase.

Wow. Just wait until Antiped gets labeled as a terrorist organization. #theenergyofnow

I am a sea of electricity and chemicals.

The Future is going to be a lot of "You don't remember this happening?"

Every night before going to bed, I ask AI what's wrong with me.

Atlatl Press is going to go wild in 2027. Stay tuned.

Cobra Moat

My next book will be called Rich People with Incurable Diseases. Could be sad. Could be hilarious.

There was a time I never thought The Room would be able to become a president.

The Neophytic Age doesn't have to be entirely horrible.

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There's so much snow and ice outside, the only thing I can think about is dressing slutty and mowing the grass.

Trying to stay healthy because you can't afford otherwise is starting to feel like a 4th job.

Let's build on boring.

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My latest collaboration with @cvhunt.bsky.social is now available. #horrorbook #newrelease notandersenprunty.com/2025/12/27/t...

Sometimes it's okay and even encouraged to grow a chitinous wax.

My "holiday" work schedule feels unhinged.

For the night crowd! Our newest publication is now available, THE LANDLORD by C.V. Hunt and Andersen Prunty. #horrorreads #horrorbooks a.co/d/4tc82CL

New collaboration with @cvhunt.bsky.social is now available! #horrorbook #newbooks

My day job feels like waiting on test results.

Here is some music from 2025 I really liked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lS...

The Kindle pre-order for our next publication is now available. a.co/d/gemgXwI

Kindle pre-orders now available for our next publication! Paperback will be available on publication day, December 27, 2025. a.co/d/96Aci5M

New book coming soon! #books #horror

"Everyone who pays for me ends up canceling me" is the best, most lucrative, great business model.

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This winter, a quilted indoor hockey league.

It's all just batteries exploding everywhere.