New collaboration with @cvhunt.bsky.social is now available! #horrorbook #newbooks

My day job feels like waiting on test results.

Here is some music from 2025 I really liked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lS...

The Kindle pre-order for our next publication is now available. a.co/d/gemgXwI

Kindle pre-orders now available for our next publication! Paperback will be available on publication day, December 27, 2025. a.co/d/96Aci5M

New book coming soon! #books #horror

"Everyone who pays for me ends up canceling me" is the best, most lucrative, great business model.

New book now available! Check out THE FREAKSHOW: REBIRTH IN DRAYTON FALLS by @bryansmith.bsky.social. paperback - a.co/d/bH7FIpt Kindle - a.co/d/4bQxByj #horrorbook #freakshow #splatterpunk #horror

This winter, a quilted indoor hockey league.

It's all just batteries exploding everywhere.

More of us should fully commit to our really bad hair.

Our next publication is December 6th, THE FREAKSHOW: REBIRTH IN DRAYTON FALLS (#2 Drayton Falls Series) by Bryan Smith. If you loved THE FREAKSHOW, you'll want to read this. Kindle on pre-sale now, paperback available on publication day. a.co/d/7cyZuvV

Some early copies of the new book arrived. Out December 6 from @grindhousepress.bsky.social

I have "Pretend everyone is asleep" energy.

We have to interact with relatives, so we're entering peak Todd and Margot season.

At this point, if the earth's atmosphere was just a membranous solar panel, we'd all be better off, right?

The Exhausted Tech Executive is the new Death of a Salesman.

Soberly stumbling drunkenly through capitalism.

Every Friday around midnight, I post a story on my site. notandersenprunty.com/2023/05/05/o... #absurdism #freefiction

Every 24 hours or so, I ask AI to make my books more relevant.

"Look at you out there turning all of your skin tags into clits." #wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature

Extremely odd that the same people bombing opiates and fentanyl are the same people shitting on "wokeness". #fuckness

I could stay here forever

A mausoleum of QR codes

Highly recommend. boxd.it/RSom

What does it mean when you type "Let's" to begin a text and the first suggestion is "fail"? I think I'm doomed.

That was a real low-energy Little Free Library.

My first award with the story that won!

Wow. Can't wait until having an imagination is declared a mental illness.

Paid influencers will always buy the quiet places.

I like to think of my body as a rubber band surrounded by pudding.

A voyeur is really just a domestic astronomer.

Cringe is the new satire.

I only wear Natural Death leather.

Citric acid is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

The toilet seat is highly defective.

Happy Publication Day! Cat is out of the bag. We're releasing our next publication early. Grab a copy of DRIVE-THRU OF THE DEAD by Bryan Smith now! a.co/d/aqrYCiP

We all just need to work on our core in the laziest way possible.

Home of the Dinner Log!

A thinking insect lives forever.

"Healthy" is a very broad spectrum.

So many different ways to be bored. I'm into all of it.

My spring hobby is creeping around at night and taking photos.

Trying to open an anus on the top of my head so I can be more easily skullfucked.

Gray looks beautiful against a vibrant background.

Peaceful robots good. Hateful robots bad. My baseline color is gray.

Relax, we're all trying to make AI healthy.

Eventually, they're going to tell us to stop studying birds, insects, rats, bees, and the weather.

Trying to figure out how to be yourself without getting murdered is a true human condition.