Coworker asked if I got any tattoos for Xmas. I haven't been tattooed since 2014. I've actually been through 4 laser removal sessions, which are 1000x more painful. So no, I'll probably never get another tattoo as long as I live.

I wrote something. You should read it.

Check out my newest publication, a collaboration with Andersen Prunty, THE LANDLORD. #horror #horrorbooks #horrorreads a.co/d/4tc82CL

New collaboration with @cvhunt.bsky.social is now available! #horrorbook #newbooks

Happy Publication Day! THE LANDLORD by @cvhunt.bsky.social and @andersenprunty.bsky.social is now available from Grindhouse Press! #horrorbook #horror a.co/d/68sRSwp

I have a new book out today. a.co/d/68sRSwp

The only movie I think about on Xmas. youtu.be/hxw8HNAyO6Q?...

I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.

My new favorite shirt.

When you're an essential worker, there are no holidays, even when all of the doctor's offices and insurance companies are closed due to the holiday and I can't do my job, still have to be at work. Great logic.

The view from the 8th floor at my job.

Winter in the Midwest sucks. This and the six inches of snow we got yesterday can eat it.

My team leader doesn't know the difference between 'then' and 'than' and it makes me want to rip my own face off.

My next book is available for Kindle pre-order.

If you're interested in my writing, this will be available before the end of the year.

Hey! Did you grab a copy of our newest publication? Just out today! The Freakshow: Rebirth in Drayton Falls by Bryan Smith @bryansmith.bsky.social is now available! Paperback - a.co/d/1jhGBPW Kindle - a.co/d/bGjqEhQ #horror #horrorbook #horrorbooks #freakshow #grindhouse #grindhousepress

#FulciFriday #grindhouse

I read something that said, the way you treat your parents when you're an adult mirrors the way they treated you as a child. That's why I cut them out and didn't speak to them for years before they passed. Just abandoned them the way they abandoned me.

Coworker complimented me on my vocabulary and the language I use in our Teams messages. Thankfully, none of my coworkers know I'm an author.

It's finally complete.

We just sit around at my job and talk about how long it'll be before A.I. makes our jobs obsolete. Doctors are dictating their notes with A.I. When I call insurance companies, there's a disclaimer that they're training A.I. And one submission portal auto-approves using A.I.

Get a Bose theater system and blast Fever Ray to make the whole house shake.

Being a blackout alcoholic is no excuse for sexual assault. Being passive-aggressive when confronted is uncouth. Taking umbrage because of the time that passed between the event and being confronted makes you a fuckhead. Your messages went unanswered in that timespan. Enough said. Fuck off.

If I have to sort through one more medical record full of photos of rotting flesh, I'm gonna barf on my work computer. #onethingtheydidntwarnmeaboutwhenitookthisjob

Watched a video where a guy hired a look-a-like to go to his high school reunion. Realized this summer will be 30 years for mine. I wonder if any of my classmates became anything more than a piece of shit. Never been to a reunion and will never go. I was bullied, so fuck ALL of those assholes.

This is now located a few blocks from my home. It's part of the Ohio Literary Tour. #thetwilightzone

Venturing out to get gf fried chicken and spotted this. I fucking love Baltimore

The one thing that really pisses me off is that Hell doesn't exist. I wanna see all these mother fuckers tortured for eternity. Instead, they'll never face any ramifications for the suffering they've caused, either because they bought their way out or because no one else gives a fuck.

Woke up with this song in my head. Please kill, kill all the spiders 'Cause they're in our room, and with them I can't sleep beside ya youtu.be/jmvCwjzpfuk?...

Coming December 6 from @grindhousepress.bsky.social

Coworker: Do you ever just drive around a lot before going home? Me: *thinking* You should probably get a divorce if you dislike being home that much. No, I race home while listening to dark wave and electronic music, thinking about that scene in Coppola's Dracula of them racing the setting sun.

Now that time has changed, I don't get home from work until it's dark. Tell me again why this is a good idea. It's no wonder I suffer from SAD every winter.

I dressed as the Mothman to pass out candy.

I drove by a house yesterday that already had all of their Xmas decorations up. Excuse me sir or madam, but you are fucking deranged.

It's that time. @rebecca-rowland.bsky.social

Best haircut in a SOV film goes to this guy.

Free Blockbuster Yellow Springs, founded in July by author @cvhunt.bsky.social, is part of a growing trend in pairing free movie libraries with @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social locations. Visit them in Yellow Springs, Ohio to take and/or leave a book and/or movie today! 💛💛💛

Making sure I have everything for my costume for the Halloween party this Saturday.

Got word that Murder House's audiobook is ready for distribution. Soon, you'll be able to put that in your ear holes. If you'd rather read it, you can find it here: a.co/d/j18C2op

Life is a terminal prognosis.

Thinking about how I wrote this book as a response to that dipshit's first term, and if I wrote a response to this term, it would be WAY darker. a.co/d/jd50UV7

I already saw Depeche Mode on the M tour but couldn't pass up seeing it again on an IMAX screen.

Husband got me this large pumpkin/witch sculpted by hand for our 2 year wedding anniversary. Just need a candle to put in it.

One of my succulents has sprouted flowers.

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life? #TwentyfiveFortyseven

Censorship is so 1984. Read for your rights. Today kicks off #BannedBooksWeek, and this year's theme reminds us that the right to read belongs to all of us, that censorship has no place in contemporary society, and that we must defend our rights. https://www.ala.org/bbooks.

Cinema Wastland hull, including items I had Tim Ritter sign.

When someone tries to tear you down and tell you you're wrong, but you have the receipts....

One of the first in line for The Dent Schoolhouse.

Going to The Dent Schoolhouse tomorrow. Did you know that Ohio has more haunted attractions than any other state? We have 144. youtu.be/Y2kvQY6XI8E?...