Who asked for this? This is among the worst ideas I could come up with if you asked for some. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

And thus a whole new generation gets to say “aw it just isn’t funny anymore”. You aged out, grandpa. You’re not in the demo anymore. It would be kind of odd if you were, actually. Move along.

There is of course the terrifying possibility that they don’t mind it as much as we hope they do.

It’s just so obviously a lie, so roundly and simply refuted. Who supports this insanity? What kind of misinformation-warped monster do you have to be to hear shit like this and nod knowingly?

Nice brown shirt, officer. Very fitting.

Protecting and serving at its finest.

Reading @adambecker.bsky.social’s More Everything Forever, and his description of the sun at one point inexplicably made my head echo with accordion and xylophone…

What shocks me most about that is how Trump’s reduced to a cameo role. Surprised he’d pass that along.

Along those lines, I have been formulating this thought: why the fuck are my tax dollars going to support Portland, Chicago, etc.? I don’t really feel that way, of course. But it seems like the argument that would most chap the MAGA people since they’re awful.

This will be the moment future language historians point to when they describe how the Ponzi scheme got its new name.

When conservatives overdo it, they’re paranoid. When liberals overdo it, they’re naïve. Which flaw would you rather live with? I’ll take naïveté over paranoia any day. Doesn’t make it right; just right for me.

Alex Vesia throws one pitch to Miguel Andujar to strike out Will Benson BASE BALL

It’s like dialogue from a straight to video Steven Segal movie.

Well that’s great.

Nah, I don’t think so. It’s just flimsy plastic spray-painted gold and tacked up with double-sided tape. I do hope they film the process some so the world can see what a cheap sham a Trump glow up turns out to be.

I wonder whatever happened to those drones…

If there isn't a rapid and vast rejection of this by every level of civil society, the consequences will be counted in dead neighbors.

Someday some historian is going to do a doctorate dissertation on the role of CrossFit in the end of the American experiment.

Honestly at this point these generals, assuming there’s still such things as honor and ethicality and adhesion to duty, ought to be discussing amongst themselves how to get this guy out of control. Which is a horrifying state of affairs any way you slice it.

Uh, no. No it’s not. It’s illegal, it’s immoral, unethical. Hang on, let me check my Bible…sorry, I had it upside down for a sec there…nope, it’s diametrically un-Christian as well. I’m sorry, you did mean that question as a question, right?

Major Seven Days In May vibes here. joycevance.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...

Eh, fuck the unlucky, right MAGA Nation? The only misfortune that merits aid is mine. What exemplary Americans.

I hope Joe Biden outlives this collapsing pumpkin looking piece of shit. And then respectfully attends his funeral, because that’s what he does.

Cognitive decline.

He can’t read. And can’t admit it. So you get revolutionary airports, and Thighland, and whatever the hell he shat out on the way to acetaminophen.

Well, at least it’s comforting to know that exploitative scumbag psychic will be among the many jobs wiped out by AI.

Small government, personal freedom of choice…as long as it doesn’t make me feel weird feelings. #MAGA

Five different kinds of stupid, all mean and dangerous and hideously un-American.

Who…who wants that? Who ordered that?

Of course she is. Of fucking COURSE. It would be shocking if she wasn’t.

Tampa Bay Rays ironically took a photo that is illegal in Florida

Ukraine is the first country to figure out how 21st century warfare really works.

It’ll be great TV, by his standard. Meaning he’ll get to be on it saying wild shit, and everybody will watch, some out of rage and some out of fervent religious euphoria.

For such a strong, smart, rich, powerful man, he sure does cry about how unfair everybody is to him all the fucking time.

We seem as a planet to be skidding towards global war again. And I dread the idea of it given the ineptitude and personality defects of many key leaders. But given those leaders, how could worldwide catastrophe be anything but inevitable?

The cowardly skulking of a criminal.

What exactly is her point…?

Carol Kaye being in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame would do a lot more to validate the Hall than it would Carol Kaye. She doesn’t need validation AT ALL.

I’m over this “messages on the bullet casings” trend. It’s the gender reveal party of multiple murders . Can we just get back to mass gun killings without all this “look at me” participation trophy crap?

“…the Trumpist right has baited the media into inflating Kirk's cultural and societal importance far beyond that, into deifying him as akin to a world historical martyr”… Nobody should get murdered, right. But the dude was a sales whiz, not Gandhi. An ace flack is still just a flack.

Look, in the final analysis, the more reviewable any call is, the less of a loophole there is for gambling-inspired skulduggery, which has become the biggest threat to baseball in the current era.

I mean, the individual decisions can’t be worse than Trump’s. But yeah, the notion that somebody other than the President is at the wheel is not great.

Jesus. I have this knee-jerk reaction to think no, that has to be doctored to make him look bad, he can’t be that badly made-up. But by god, I know that’s not true. This could just be reality. What a time to be alive.

They’re religious fanatics. MAGA zealots, only different from the Taliban in the color of their hats.

It’s always bothered me that the song says “the church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine times/For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald”. 29 times for each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald would have been 841 rings. Meter and rhyme are no excuse for unclear writing, Gord.

The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports) This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48 BASE BALL

The hell’s with all the bracelets? Is he catching some tasty waves afterward with Bodhi and Moondoggie? Honestly I’m surprised his audience of one tolerates that. A very sloppy look.

100% pure unadulterated racketeering. www.cnn.com/2025/09/19/p...