i think filling my room with orthodox religious icons and taking mushrooms is a great idea, the bionicles pair well with saints

Caged my puppygirl today and the key snapped off with half inside the cage in store. I mean, I was gonna play for perma-cock caging her but like, fuck it, we can jump right to that.

idk fam, to me the main difference between twitter and bluesky to me is i see more yaoi here and that's pretty nice

self examining your own kinks be like "trauma one, trauma one, tr-nah, that's just me being fucking weird"

Me: "UwU, you wanna' stab me, you wanna' stabby wabby me in my flabby tabby tummy wummy UwU?" The serial killer who stuffed me in their trunk: "Actually I kinda regret picking up this one"

y'know now that my ex no longer has her desk in my bedroom i think it's totally valid for me to keep a cage in there for puppygirls or other sorts of pets.

They should have Elon and Trump do a wrestling match for custody of JD Vance, go back to his WWE days

tbh i can safely make my resolution to be way hornier on this site than twitter

Long overdue character design commission for @tsunmene.bsky.social

The Luddites were right about everything it's all been downhill from there.

There's a gal who flirts with me by saying she sleeps under five layers, sends me somnophilia files, and jokes about me putting her down, no notes

I got 28 to 29 years put in this bad girl only for her to get crit by molecules, dopamine, the collective unconsciousness of all humanity. Rip to everyone in the Taco Bell parking lot, but none of us are truly built different and that's what makes us all worthy of love.

Popped the lamb in the fridge covered in seasonings, time to get back into the habit of cooking

Damn, a fucking CEO got their back blown out before I did this December, huh

What the fuck is LinkedIn doing

Movies were not meant to have credits come after the movie itself, put your credits at the start of the film, force your audience to confront that their enjoyment was the result of people's creative labor and effort.

I think society peaked with Bionicle it's all been downhill from there.

I should actually post: Here's my honorary first post: Fuck