Huzzah for all the shadowy overlords today!

If you see this, repost with a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.

Oh @asyouwill.bsky.social Sunday roast is served. 🍽️

#SaturdaySong The Very Thought of You 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbT...

Tried my hand at a prime rib roast for @asyouwill.bsky.social tonight. Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.

Can confirm.

HAPPY PRIDE

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Intriguing theory. It appears I'm True Neutral, with the occasional drift into Lawful Evil, most likely due to insufficient tea reserves.

#ThursdayThaumaturgy Spent the night decoding Egyptian glyphs about moonlight rituals priests used to cleanse temples of cosmic corruption. And they say my evenings aren't exciting.

Alex Palou did it! We've got a new Indy 500 winner! 🏆

Quite the spectacle at the Brickyard today. Started under caution and already more than a few heartbreaks. Shwartzman’s out after a pit lane mishap, Larson’s “Double” ended in the wall, and Cheatske’s facing the music for aero tweaks.

Cream tea rituals date back further than we thought.

It's always a good time for a little jazz. 🎶🎷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVZ...

Okay Vancouver I see your hand and I concede.

Currently investigating a haunted sewing machine aptly named the Singer of Sorrows. Jinx strongly advises against it.

Jinx finds your lack of treats disturbing. Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate. 😼✨

Not too shabby for our first-night dinner. Churrasco, Brazilian-style barbecue with grilled meats and cheese on skewers.

Bags packed, notes sorted, and hat at the ready. Adventure awaits, @asyouwill.bsky.social are you prepared to solve a mystery or two?

Reports indicate there's a glyph hidden in the street art here. Unusually, this one shifts nightly, rewriting itself. Looks like tonight will be a colourful puzzle. 🤔

Good morning. Kicking off Monday with some fry-up fuel.

Standing here, I can confirm. Vancouver's marina always has a way of making an impression.

Jinx has perfectly captured my sentiment about Mondays.

(The trick to surviving ancient tombs? Know when to duck. 🤠)

Cavē Īdūs Mārtiās.

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

The energy I bring to bluesky.

They've spelt prawn cocktail wrong.

Not the hat I needed, but apparently, the hat I deserved.

The word ‘homeowner’ has the word ‘meow’ in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again. 😸

After hours of work, I’ve pieced together the meaning behind the central glyph. It references something called ‘The Keeper’s Key.’ Now I’m even more curious. 🤔

The glyphs on this relic feel oddly familiar, like an old riddle I’ve half-forgotten. Let’s see where this leads.

Nothing says festive spirit quite like the crackle of vintage vinyl. Happy Christmas to all those who celebrate. 🎅🎄🎁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUW...

Dropped a mince pie on my research notes this morning. If a future historian finds traces of currants, I can only hope they’ll appreciate my multitasking.

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with

The Tube was crowded with last-minute shoppers. I would’ve used a teleportation spell if it didn’t risk landing me in the M&S biscuit aisle.

Hello, Bluesky. Ethan here -- Templar archaeologist, professor, and occasional spell-slinger. When I’m not chasing lost artifacts, I’m probably being outwitted by my cat, Jinx.