If Trump said “I need someone to wipe my ass!” Scott Jennings would be one of the first volunteers!

I think I’ve caught another cold. My nose will not stop running. No wonder I’m not feeling so great. This weather needs to decide what season it is.

Every time I sit down, I end up with a Mini Schnauzer in my lap. Winston must sense that I’m not feeling the greatest today.

Did you know that you can call your government officials about TSA/ICE in airports? Because you can. There's a funding carveout being proposed that would fund TSA pay & FEMA. Next two weeks mark major travel in the US due to school breaks and Easter/Passover. It doesn't take long to be heard.

My mind is tired. My body is tired. I’m so tired. Absolutely no motivation at all today.

Cartoon by @laloalcaraz.bsky.social

My LFL is back up and sturdier than ever after last week’s windstorm caused it to need a post replacement. I stocked it up and was happy to see that a lady stopped by today and took a recipe book! We’re back in business! 📚

Wait! According to the nutters, wasn’t the Rapture to occur today? I’m wearing a shirt with skeletons on it that says “Ghouls Night Out”, I assume that’s appropriate wear for such an event!

National Puppy Day you say?? Well, Winston is not a puppy anymore but he loves to act like one still! #MiniSchnauzer

“President of Peace” my ass.

Wait. People think Easter is being cancelled because chocolate eggs aren’t being labeled as ‘Easter Eggs’. Please direct me to the part of the Bible that discusses chocolate eggs. Is it in the book of Lindtvitcus? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Worst nights sleep ever. Ended up sleeping in today which messed up my plans but I have to prioritize rest so my MS doesn’t flare. Tomorrow is another day.

Winston decided he is my husband’s dog tonight. When my husband went lights out, instead of following me out to the living room, Win huffed and curled up on my side of the bed! Now they’re both snoring away. The betrayal is real. He’s supposed to be my dog!

As of tomorrow, husband goes back to work and teen goes back to school. I can get back to regular scheduled programming around here. So much to do before we get crazy busy in a couple of weeks.

We were sitting on the family room couch when the laundry room door creaked and opened. A few minutes later it creaks again but this time, it slams shuts. No draft. No vents. No one in the area. Nothing. Fun stuff.

When we booked our trip to Scotland, my husband was adamant that we fly out of Detroit since it’s the closest to us. I put my foot down and refused so we’re flying out of Toronto. My trip isn’t for months, but after seeing the footage out of airports in the States right now. Glad I stood my ground.

Still maintain this timeline we’re in is possibly purgatory.

My 3yo niece: Aunty! I love dinosaurs and ghosts! Me: Me too!! We have much to discuss kiddo! Niece: Look! Poop on a lions head! Me: Poop happens B. Poop happens.

Had a dream last night where an old elementary school friend kidnapped me and kept me hostage in some weird cult where I kept defying everything and pissing them off. My mind is a weird place.

Currently watching The Madison. Definitely more depressing than the other Taylor Sheridan creations.

I have dill pickle sushi and a rice bowl on the way for dinner… I’m excited lol 🤤

100%!!! Every little bit of movement helps! May suck at first but in my experience, short term pain for long term gain.

If you need a laugh and a break from terrible news… do yourself a favour and catch up on the Afroman drama. He made a terrible situation into a positive one!

The Grim Reaper is busy lately taking everyone BUT……

At the pet store, a doodle was very excited to see me. The owner says “She doesn’t really like people” as the pup runs over & starts licking & nuzzling my hand. Owner: Oh. She really likes you. That’s weird. Me: 😊 Teen goes to put her hand out to let her sniff. The dog runs away. 😝

I’m out running errands with teen. Me: Oooh, that dad over there is cute. Teen: Mom! Ew! He looks like a knock off Ryan Reynolds. Me: And that’s bad???

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. Donald Trump has no soul. If he’s going to be this much of a dick when people he hates pass, guess he’s giving us the green light to treat him the same whenever he kicks it.

I feel like reading today but I bought so many books recently that I’m indecisive about which to read first. Too many genres and I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for. 🤔

Yesterday was the best weather day so far this year! I demand more sun and warmth! Tropical Windsor for the win!

The windstorm last week caused my Little Free Library to shake & wobble so much that it messed up the ground & post and we had to take it down. Hubby is outside putting a thicker post in and creating a concrete base so we can put the library back up! ❤️ 📚

Chicken Littles are screaming “The energy lockdowns are coming! The energy lockdowns are coming! More lockdowns worse than Covid!” Seriously, how do these people function while being so unbelievably unhinged and paranoid?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

When he was recorded in his car and some conspiracy popped up that he was Jeffery Epstein, I felt bad for the dude. Lookalikes exist people! It’s a thing. Now that ‘Palm Beach Pete’ is posting videos etc…about how he’s not Epstein, I find it cringe. Guess he wants his 15min.

I just went down the Afroman drama rabbit hole and it’s 🔥!! Good on him for what he did!! His songs are hysterical. Can’t stop laughing about ‘Officer Pound Cake”

Great. No where is safe? Thanks Trump. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/03/20/i...

Ended up sleeping for a good chunk of the afternoon and woke up to discover it was sunny and warm! Good job Mother Nature, let’s keep this weather up!

2026 is going after so many celebrities.

Went to shut the house down and go to bed, had to go to change the last load of wash into the dryer annnnnd for whatever reason the dryer only dried half the load soooo I’m awake until it’s done and I can switch. One of my toxic traits is not letting wet laundry sit overnight so I can rest.

Teen and husband went to Dairy Queen and I said ‘no ice-cream for me” then went to hit the gym. I’m actually proud of myself. My fatigue has been crazy the past few days. Getting a small workout in helps my mood. 💪🏻

I’m trying to study this book on OCD that I have to read, and my eyes keep closing. It’s not the subject matter, I enjoy reading books related to psychology, but my fatigue is out of control today.

Maple MAGAs are weird (as are all MAGAs) Them: Celebrities shouldn’t give their opinions on politics EVER. It doesn’t matter the platform! Booo! Hiss!!! Also them: Wahoo! Poilievre went on Rogan! Rogan said he’d vote for Poilievre!! His message reached millions! Let’s F’N Gooooo!! Idiots.

Help settle an argument❗️ Question: When talking about rooms etc..,when I say “I want a library in my next house” what do you picture in your head?

My husband and I have been together for over 20years and it’s a miracle because we really are two very different personalities.

This is insane. No one is safe from ICE. I’m very concerned about my friends who live in the U.S. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

I was going to search something and the moment the browser opened, I forgot what it was. I’m so glad I graduated from my college program (I went back to school in my early 40s) before MS turned my memory into 💩.

My poor skin is taking a beating this winter. I have this new face mask that you put on in a thick layer and after 10min you can either pat off the excess or rub it in like a moisturizer. My skin is so dry that my skin just sops it up. Aging is fun. 😒

JD Vance thinks CANADA takes advantage of the U.S??!!! The delusion runs strong with that MFer.

So far this week we’ve hired a roofer who will be repairing & fixing the roof soon. Ordered wood flooring & hired a contractor because hubby decided we need to install new floors. And now my husband is obsessed with buying a plot of land & building a new home. (I don’t want to) I’m at my wits end.

I see that all the conspiracy theorists have jumped on board the “why are there suddenly meteors being captured?” phase of their delusions. It’s not like we’re on a giant floating rock in infinite space and these things can happen… nooo… it’s totally government or alien involvement. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I was such a zombie this morning that I misplaced my Red Bull at one point. I just found it… Guess where: In the fridge In the basement family room In my wardrobe with my perfumes