Local Manchester lad - so he says - Matt (I'm a cunt) Goodwin will contest the Gorton By-election on behalf of Reform. That's nice. Local is 181miles, in case you were wondering, from St Albans, where he's from. #reform

I have found a recipe for Liverpool Tart that I shall obviously rename Everton Tart for our house. Quite fitting as it's made with BITTER lemons. Up The Bitter Toffees #utbt

Getting into this retired baking lark. Amish Bread Manchester Tart Also been feeding my sourdough starter. Going to try my first sourdough bread tomorrow. Also making butter and cheese tomorrow.

Reform supporters suffer from Stockholm Syndrome

Never been as cold in my life as I was down the HDS tonight. Feck me! Pickford - 6 Patterson - 6 Tarky - 6 Jake - 6 Myko - 4 McNeil - 1 and he only gets that coz he managed to tie his laces Jimmy G - 7 Gana - 7 Illy - 7 Harrison - 6 Barry - 7 KDH - 7 Branny - 7 Moyes - 5

Watching The Big Match Revisited and Howard Kendall playing for Birmingham 1974

Boss news #JimmyG

Hand up, if you've never watched an episode of traitors.

I never had the bottle to sign up but I'm sure those who did will be delighted with the latest trump bollocks.

A bit of breadmaking kept me occupied today. The buns were for tonight's burger and they were Ace!

My advice to @andyburnham.bsky.social and I know he hangs on my every word, keep well out of it mate. Labour are going to get pummelled with or without you as leader. Reform will 100% screw up in government and it's then you should make your move. #utft

Whatever happened to 3pm on a Saturday? Next home games Mon v Leeds - Tues v Bournemouth - Mon v UTD - Tues v Burnley - Sat v Chelsea 1730 (perhaps)

Why can't house insurance be simple? Infuriating

Pep on dodgy ground.

Why can't we have anything nice #jackgrealish www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

Just been reading about conscription returning if WW3 kicks off. If they call me up do I get a choice who I fight? Can I choose to fight Trump first then if I make it have a pop at Putin? I'm 65 btw.

Pisses me off when you try to help someone out, who's out of work, only for it to be thrown back in your face. Prick and kopite Prick at that!

Tarky Keane Jake Branny All are fully fit. Which pairing do we start with?

FUCKING HELL!

the ref will be in the tunnel before he blows up

its all going off!!

Pickford 7 Patto 7 Tarky 7 Jake 7 Myko 7 McNeil 7 Jimmy 9 Wizard 8 Jack 7 Harrison 7 Baz 7

Perfectly good goal there

Booing Grealish. LOL. They got a ton mill for him. Soft arses

enjoying The Good Doctor (Netflix). The lead actor is very convincing as an autistic surgeon.

walked into a pub in town today not realising it was a r*ds pub. Turned around and walked out. So tempted to grass them up for 3pm footy 🫢😂 I didn't 😱

Sad to hear of the passing of John Clinkard, aka Magnum. I'm old enough to remember Jim McGregor. I wouldn't have a clue who their equivalents are these days.

Nowt nicer than a homemade soup that sticks to your ribs, mopped up with a homemade crusty loaf. Tonight's offering? Curried Butternut Squash and Shallot Soup with Goat's Cheese. Viennese Bloomer Bread. All made by my own fair hand

Does anyone actually pay to pass the firewall on the @liverpoolecho.co.uk website?

FFS Mane.

Anxiety and depression contained. Not saying it's never coming back but having left my job of 34yrs really has been a massive relief.

Camper Van bought! New adventures await

Thick as mince. The fucking irony!

Wife just told me off. I put the washing machine on. Apparently it takes a 9lb load. I don't have scales. I feel bad.

Trivia of the day: - The last time the cup holders were knocked out by a non-league side was Wolves over 100yrs ago. Who knocked them out? Crystal Palace the current cup holders who were knocked out today by non-league Macclesfield Town.

Fuck Off Everton and when you get there Fuck Off some more. Cunts!

Amazing Macc

I'll take it but never a penalty in the memory of man. No chance! LOL

Loads of experience on the bench.

Anyone remember when 2 kits, Blue & White and Amber and Blue was enough? #4kits

anyone else got to the "CAN'T BE ARSED GOING TOMORROW" point? #Everton

Not an over educated chap me but just trying to work out what the point is of war?

Pickford 6 Jake 5 Tarky 5 Keane 5 Myko 4 Mcneil 4 garner 5 Tim 5 Grealish 5 Armstrong 6 Barry 5

Will be on my walking stick tomorrow. Do I go the match or not?

kin ell, me heads spinning with Corriedale and we're 15mins behind. Cain has to get that twat John. Go Ed Lid

If I was a TV executive I would ban............ All frigging auction type programmes. The telly is littered with their inane bollox.

decision, decisions. Make a leftover chicken curry or pie for tea?

MotM for #Everton came on on 77mins.

Anyone bought a second hand motor online - without seeing it? Anyone any dealings with www.bvscarsales.co.uk Spidey Senses tingling but very intrigued!

Pickford 5 Jake 4 Tarky 4 Keane 4 Myko 5 Mcneil 4 Tim 5 Jimmy 6 Jack 6 Dibs 4 Baz 5 Beto 7 Wizard 6 H 7 Moyes 2