does anyone actually pay to get past the @liverpoolecho.co.uk firewall? No, nor me either. TIP: Google the headline and some, not all, of the stories are free to read on other sites

No voting for us tomorrow but if I did have a vote it would be for whoever could stop Deform. Creatures.

Heating on. Chuffin' freezin'

We have a small touring caravan that is on a seasonal pitch near Garstang It's been a heavy few weeks at home, parties etc so we can't wait to go and chill this weekend. A little fishing while the missus reads her books. Although there will be a HUGE falling out putting the awning up for the season.

Very heavy weekend comes to a end. A fantastic few days celebrating a wedding and an 80th. My liver is crying for help but enjoyed every second of it. Been with some fantastic people.

Who is this No.11? #UTFT

I have no idea what is happening #UTFT

Gutted to be missing the game today. Under orders to attend an 80th birthday party.

Manchester Tart made and before anyone asks, yes, there is banana in it

I think I need to stop drinking

At a wedding. Nothing will make me happier than seeing my son and his bride enjoying life together. Be happy forever Son. X

Up since 4 coughing and spluttering. No idea how we are going to survive the wedding today.

Ladies wearing leggings. The camel has become a moose. Not a good look if I'm honest.

My summer cold has deffo manifested into a combined version of double pneumonia and covid. Goodbye cruel world.............

Need a break. Retirement is exhausting

Crisp Butty = Top Scran

We buy the dog 4 squeaky balls when we go the Asda most weeks. No matter where we put them - in a cupboard or a drawer he knows where they are and just sits there looking at the drawer until we give in. Today I put them in the fridge. That screwed him! He's not a clue 🤣

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Auditors. What a gang of pricks!

Another crap nights sleep. Coughing like I was on 80 a day. Grrrr!

Brexit was an IQ test that 51.89% of those that voted failed

Surely not

Bloody amateurs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3pH...

Better luck next time

In town this avvy. Wonder if I might call into a pub about 3pm for a couple of hours. Any suggestions?

We've decided against a summer holiday abroad this year. Going to base ourselves at a caravan and do a bit of sightseeing in the North of England. Thanks Trump you nonce.

Still saying we should blast ACDC THUNDERSTRUCK before the team come out. THUNDER! #Evertonfc

Enjoyed the Great British Menu.

Greenland, Cuba and now The Falklands. Fuck Off Trump

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For those celebrating, enjoy Georges Day.

Mad dream that woke me up. Never done it before but tried googling the dream and AI picked up on it. AI gave a reasonable explanation, which in itself is quite scary.

Who's going with Wolves and Burnley?

I no longer like football. I wonder when I will start to say, I no longer like going the match or worse, I no longer like Everton?

Currently on a mission to cut our food waste. Just knocked up a few Chicken Empanada's from leftover Sundays Chicken. Got some spuds and root veg ready to turn so they will be a soup tomorrow using the chicken carcass for stock. #wastenotwantnot

My most favourite person on the planet has his birthday today. Love you as much today as I did when we first met 32yrs ago. Always be happy. Happy Birthday Son x

anyone started a small business from home? Selling food etc? Any help appreciated

Something needs sorting for exiting the stadium plaza onto Regent Road after the game. It's a complete and utter mess and quite frankly dangerous - especially when a scrap starts right by you!! #evertonfc

If it's just a coggy for Beto then he's back next week. If it's more than that I'd bring Braden Graham through and fuck barry off - FOREVER

Starting to get over it now, after a nice roast chicken dinner. No work tomorrow - retirement is ace - so a bottle of shiraz has been cracked. UTFT

Lost that game in midfield. KDH Garner IGG and McNeil were way off it.

First Blue on Blue fight I've seen at the HDS. Knobheads

Baby Guinness is a phenomena

Walking around Home and Bargains with the missus. I spotted a tin of Princes Corned Beef. I thought "yes" that's tonight's tea sorted. Corned Beef Hash. £3:25 a tin Jayzus, for a tin of corned dog. Scandalous

This Braden Graham kid must be absolutely buzzing at the moment. Stick him on the bench on Sunday. #evertonfc

Alex Manninger. Heavy that. R.I.P. lad

They must be pissed....................