I'm seeing my LDR (hotel room, no kids) AND I get to listen to Showgirl all weekend while getting railed within an inch of my life AND I get to go see Taylor on the big screen?? 🔥😍🥵🧡

I am so tired of everyone thinking differently than I do. The way I interpret things is so different from apparently everyone around me. I feel like an alien and it makes everything so hard 😓

Maybe this is the real me, Tragically aware of how unloved I am

Doing my inaugural listen to Man's Best Friend while on my way to get railed. Am I doing this right? #SabrinaCarpenter

The secret to life is you start getting hotter after 40.

I'm just a girl, in line on a website, waiting 45 minutes to buy a cd I know nothing about except that it's going to be a taylor swift album. #TS12 #LifeofaShowgirl

He's so obsessed with me and, Boy I, Understand,

Stoned and the only candy i have access to are my vagina pineapple probiotic gummies 😭

Someday, I'm going to look back and say this was the best summer of my life.

My friend who broke up with her long-term boyfriend 5 months ago just announced she's almost ready to start dating and if you think I'm going to be very encouraging while also being very annoying about it, you are absolutely right.

Hank Hill: virgo 🌞, virgo ⬆️, virgo 🌛 Peggy Hill: Gemini 🌞, Leo ⬆️, taurus 🌛 #KingOfTheHill #Astrology

The song Paris but it's about loving yourself.

yes sabrina i would love to get married

Her face when she threw the bean 🤣

These lollapalooza camera people need to get their shit together

I'll never admit it, but I might be living for the hope of it all.

My big work projects are done! Now I can spend the rest of my summer celebrating my birthday, getting railed, and waiting for the new Sabrina album to drop. 💃

I'm wearing his jacket ☺️

"You were a Trojan horse with nothing inside" might be the best insult I've ever written

Just saw a fox!

I haven't fallen in love with him, but I've fallen into bed with him and at least there, something will catch me

#LeoSeason is great because it's really a party for everyone to enjoy. We want everyone to have a good time!

Marriage is a funny thing - for there was a year I seriously wanted to leave my husband. But with time, better communication, and my commitment to healing my personal traumas, something shifted along the way and I fell in love with him again. I'm so glad I stayed.

Home from an amazing 10 days in France and Idk how to feel tbh 🫤

I have this theory that neurodivergency is actually what's typical in the human population abd "neurotypicals" are the minority. There are just so many of us NDs, how could we possibly be the outliers?

Some day I'll be brave enough to bring an edible to the airport but that day is not today.

I knew New Guy was good when on the first date, I told him a joke the group chat had made about him and he thought it was funny.

Healing wounds from 7yo as a 40yo is wild. You mean my life could've been this great the whole time?!?

The way a group of girlfriends will hype you up is an unparalleled joy. Really makes me feel like I can do anything 💖

Idc what anyone says, "Uptown Girl" has been and will always be a banger

The way the #ColdPlayConcert Cheating scandal hit RIGHT as Mercury went Rx in Leo. AI couldnt write a better drama!

My cards today literally said "you're ruining your own happiness" and you know what? They're right 🤣

Talked to someone whose surprise songs were Come Back Be Here/Gold Rush and Cowboy Like Me/Maroon and my soul left my body #ErasTour

Listening to Man Child on repeat, how's your day going?

ADVICE NEEDED - #polyamory community - my husband's other partner says she is uncomfortable when he and I are affectionate in front of her when she comes to our house and has asked that we dont kiss or touch when she's over. Is this a reasonable request? Tbc, we already keep it a minimum. (1/2)

I considered going back on the apps to distract myself while New Guy is out of town most of the next 2 months but then considered everything else I have going on-moving, vacaction, selfcare-& decided it would be best for all if I just cope by reading instead. You're welcome, everyone #polyamory

Me: what's going on? My Anxiety: i dont know Me: is something bad coming? My Anxiety: i dont know Me: but i have to feel this way? My Anxiety: yes. Me: Ok, BUT WHY? My Anxiety: I. DONT. KNOW.

Uranus is entering Gemini and I have never heard so many different ways to say "Uranus" before (all but mine are wrong btw)

The word "stars" here would've been useful

I feel unloved, better go sabotage all my relationships so I can prove myself right!

Frozen 2 is such a beautiful story it's a shame the first one will always eclipse it. A woman discovering the true depth of her power? "You are the one you've been waiting for...all of my life"?? Show me a more powerful message! ❄️

Maybe the time it takes to grieve a relationship is the amount of time it would've lasted had it not ended.

Lately, I feel so loved. I didnt know life could be like this 🫣🥰

Being with a man who loves, and I mean LOVES eating p*ssy will change. Your. Life.

If I never hear about Wallis Simpson again it will be too soon.

I'm going to accomplish so much at work this week 💪 and next Saturday is gonna be 🔥

I'll be honest, I had no idea what this movie was called until I saw this post. #F1 (apparently)

*Me after smoking and drinking depressants several nights in a row* Why am I so tired and sad today? In an effort to be gentle with myself, I will give myself permission to lay here doing nothing all day. Ah yes, that will heal me. #selfcare

I have not been paying attention to this screening of Moana 2 at all and yet I'm still sobbing the minute she jumps in the water 😭

Man, I am so fucking lucky.