Wonder why this U.S. citizen was arrested in Florida for allegedly being in the country illegally and held for pickup by immigration authorities even after his mother showed a judge her son’s birth certificate and the judge dismissed charges. Explain pls. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/04/19/a...

It’s not because he’s neurodivergent. I’m ND and I have made it 58 years without tossing up a single Hitlergruß. There is not a single circumstance where he didn’t know what he was doing and didn’t understand how the base would react. It’s a nazi salute AND IT WAS DELIBERATE. Full stop. 🤬

They know this isn’t just for Republicans, right? Cause, you know, Barack Obama still exists. 😂

I feel like the Germans are the experts here, right? Right. Good talk.

Birthright citizenship is a test balloon. It will be challenged, and upheld by the SC. After that, there will be nothing he can’t do. 😭

So, I was unaware that one could change the constitution with an executive order. Wish we’d have thought of that after Sandy Hook.

Waiting for my diet sodas to go back to a sane level. That will be by Tuesday, right?

This is how it works now, right?

He’s really just one hairless cat away from a cartoon supervillain.

MUCH better name. Much.

Who thought the patriarchy was a good idea, anyway? Oh, and yes, umm... Currently malfunctioning. Civilization destruction imminent. 👍

I love this so much... And couldn't agree more.

😂

Oh, Elon. You sweet summer child. Leopards do love your yummy, yummy face.

The craziest thing about trump's cabinet nominees is that he's an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon who incited insurrection against America and should not have even been allowed to run for fucking office.

Did someone get their little feelings hurt? Did they have a big mad about that? And is somebody else jealous of the big tech billionaire pulling focus? How I do love a catfight.

We need term limits and rigorous auditing of SC Justice finances. We trust these people to impartially interpret our most foundational and fundamental laws and when they are compromised, as 2/3 of them seem to be right now, the decisions that they are making are galaxies away from impartial.

Be a real shame if he forgot.

My heart is filled with joy.

This is my point. Y’all put her in a box in 2012 and you won’t let her out. She’s a crazy different artist now than you remember.

This is unhinged. Dude, you can’t have Greenland just cause you want it. I can’t have a house in the Hamptons. Grow the fuck up. This is what comes of children having their every wish indulged.

God bless 🇨🇦. I love my country, 🇺🇸, enough to not decry a foreigner speaking truth about her—any more than I would laud a fellow American speaking falsehoods about her. This is a speech worth watching, and is probably infinitely kinder than Trump deserves. I am ashamed at how he is treating Canada.

Someone might want to read NATO article five to him before this goes too far. Also, nice sanewashing CNN.

Two out of two actual Canadians surveyed disagree with Trump here. Vehemently. One of them reminded me that they DID burn down the White House once before. I got the impression that a repeat performance isn’t completely off the table. Many. He’s delusional.

I forget this all the time. But self-care is important. Cause if we go down, there really isn’t a guaranteed second line. So. Take care of yourselves, friends. Drink enough water. Rest. Hug your animal of choice. Listen to some music you love. And remember why you are doing this. Love y’all.

That homelessness in this country is a decision that we make every day is disgusting. That property sits empty when people sleep in trash cans to stay warm is outrageous.That Musk or Bezos could devote a fraction of their wealth to this problem and end it in a year AND THEY DON’T is appalling.

I know I’ve said this before, but if you couldn’t be bothered to even glance at my profile, why are you DMing me? And if you have looked at my profile, why are you DMing me? Seriously, fellas, scammers, princes, Keanus, CryptoDudes. Not gonna end well for you.

Oh, what a fun spring that would be. Yes. This. All of this.

It’s a Christmas miracle here in VA, y’all. My dad and I agree on term limits. 💙

What a fucking asshole, indeed.

The level of pure fuckery going on in the US...

Let’s be very clear. The republicans could have stopped this. They had the votes. But their party is descending into chaos and that’s on them.

Barbara Walters was fearless. We need fearless. Except he’d just walk out and sue her for being “unfair.” 🙄

I, too, remain confounded. What would be really cool, though, would be if we could also get some men to pitch in on the “help women be seen as equal human beings” project. We save everyone; we’re tired. Can we get just a little help saving ourselves?

Mehdi is, as usual, correct. Elon is not a lawmaker, is not an elected official, and has no law-enforcement role. In short, as regards his threat, he is not an authorized enforcer in this establishment. tl;dr Fuck him. He’s no one.

Don't feed the trolls...

He’s such an idiot. On so many levels.

So…the trade war is going well. Super well. Couldn’t be going better, really

Imagine if we actually put a woman in charge. Everytime she got really pissed off at some world leader, a new library or a park would spring up somewhere. “John, get me the Sec. of the Interior. Putin was a condescending little bitch this morning, so we are doing that carousel in Central Park.”

Question—How many? Seven? 184? 15,000? Cause I hate these kinds of clickbait headlines. Wait, wait… *Many people* hate these clickbait headlines. Also I heard people saying Trump is a cannibal. No, really. People. More than one. And I *heard* it with my hearing holes. Is that how all this works?

They never thought Roe v. Wade was on the chopping block. It was. They never thought Obergefell v. Hodges was on the chopping block. It is. To elect Christian Nationalists because you're pissed about the price of eggs is to put your freedoms on the line in the hopes of saving $25/mo on groceries

I found this super informative and it backed up a lot of what I’ve been trying to say, but much less succinctly. Oh, and Trump is a Tyrant.

So. Tiny bit of shameless self-promotion—I’ve been a barely-controlled ball of rage for…let’s call it ten years, give or take, and my therapist has been trying to get me to channel some of that into writing, and I finally gave in. www justlori.net

It’s not that we are playing by the rules and they aren’t. It’s that the rules changed and we don’t really have the stomach for the new rules, so we claim the moral high ground, play by the old rules, and lose. Democrats need a brand new playbook. A new offensive coordinator, if you will. 🏈

I saw this coming as soon as Pervert Hoover announced he was running again. He got Roe, and he and his cronies want Obergefell. This is part of the 4th Reich legacy he wants to leave. We will fix this, but I’m gutted for the pain that it’s going to cause in the meantime.

The day America decided to ignore Jared Kushner's $2 billion from the Saudis, and put an insurrection-inciting convicted felon back in the White House, is the day I stopped giving a shit about any "moral high ground." I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.

Cancel a legacy media subscription—may I suggest the gutless Washington Post?—and spread that money out over three or four independent media sources. DemocracyDocket, ProPublica, Zeteo are all good, but there are many, many others. They will be critical going forward.

Yes please. I need the reprise of Dark Brandon. There is so much he can still do for us, and I hate to keep asking as he’s already done so much…but just a few more? Then, I promise, we will let you rest. 💙