I stopped hrt for a while & restarted this month. As it turns out if you take a break long enough you gotta start over in some ways. Third puberty left me with hormonal acne & craving hotdogs

I just spent the last 2 ish hours hanging wall art in our living room & when i got done i was so hungry i immediately went to the kitchen & slapped a bunch of stuff into a tortilla that i thought all sounded good together. Folks: it was not <3

I posted this bc i was thinking about how much joy i have gotten out of reading/writing fic over the years & how when i was little i was self conscious about it bc i had multiple adults tell me it was a waste of time & i’d grow out of it. I didn’t & i don’t want to!! I love it here!!!

Good morning i am a fool and only now realized i never said the title but it’s called Becoming Eden & you can read it here archiveofourown.org/works/446753...

Being a grown man in fandom spaces is truly so funny bc like. 100% dead stone cold serious if you asked me what my favorite piece of science fiction of the last 5 years is my honest answer is that it is a ~400k word (ongoing) trigun fanfiction

I’ve had shoulder length or longer hair since like 2022 and i finally got bored and cut almost all of it off. And i love the cut but i keep forgetting it’s not just like. In a ponytail. I reach up to take it down and mama it is GONE

Today in the bathroom at work i heard a guy knock (dont know why, it’s a multi cubicle), then burst in breathing hard, rinse his hands for maybe a second, rip off an ungodly amount of paper towels, then run back out. No soap. And i know he went in and served himself lunch from the shared table 🫩

ME ON NEXTDOOR: Has anyone seen my Arkenstone? EMELORN THE DUNEDAIN: Loud was the clamor that marred this golden noon! The sons of the twenty-sixth house have been dirt-biking again. It is a matter I once thought resolved. BIRCHBENT: say w. Entwife. By traansfer Station.? If you yes

2 years ago today i got top surgery & while the recovery nurse was explaining to me that i should stick maxi pads in my post op binder to protect my incisions i said “wow! I haven’t had to stuff my bra in years!”

I’ve spent most of this day being irritated by a group of rude old people at work & i came home only for my rude old dog to disrespect me as well. Unreal

The recipe, transcribed & in alt text for those who want it!

wrapped him in a fresh clean towel hot from the dryer

Claire Saffitz made a coffee tres leches cake recently & i desperately wanted it but did not want to separate eggs (sorry claire) so i spliced her recipe with a slightly simpler one. It’s amazing! Oh my god!! Perfect cross between tres leches & tiramisu

Finally persuaded him to get up on this ottoman he has been scared of since we got it 2 years ago. He loves it (surprising no one)

Is there anything that adding a little chili crisp can’t fix

I, a migraine sufferer, made a smart decision in that I chose a field that gives me an excuse to wear sunglasses indoors all the time and none of my colleagues will say much about it. This career also does involve staring into an open flame all day, but. Sunglasses,

Still gradually unpacking & found this little coaster i made with Brownie on it. I really captured his likeness

Rosie got into it with a baby possum in the yard. I had to go make sure it wasnt actually hurt. It is fine but too young to be good at playing dead yet. Its little ears twitched when i shined the flashlight on it & just to be double sure i blew on it and it made this face

Using our oven for the first time & set the smoke detectors off for almost 15 minutes. Unsure if we’re out of the woods yet. Scared

New pixel art Final Fantasy with Yoshitaka Amano box art & combat that allows me to summon Cloud. Coming out on my birthday. I’m in shambles

Happy pride

I stayed home from a pride event tonight bc i had a construction project to finish after work & was feeling kind of bad about it. jaq came home & was like “yeah you wouldve instantly gotten a headache & spent the whole time wishing you were at home doing construction” feeling seen 🌈

Went to the woodworking museum tonight and saw this lil creature

I heard him snoring

HUGE UPDATE: TWO OF THEM!!

Stray cat on our back patio almost let me pet her. she came so close & acted like she wanted to let me, but when she would get close to my hand she’d look at me and meow like she was frustrated, then run away. Please…Let me love you 😭

The first thing i did on the first morning of pride was injure myself trying to do house plant maintenance 🏳️‍🌈

Yesterday my boss was lamenting about men wearing revealing spandex shorts in public and he said “i just don’t want to see them smuggling plums”

Last night Jaq said when the vet techs took Rosie back, he heard them all talking about how cute she is followed by clapping because when she’s excited, she does this

Mere moments after we finished unloading the last of our shit from the uhaul, husband caught rosie crunching on a goddamn mouse poison pellet. maintenance thought they were out of reach but she’s so small she managed to get a piece of one. She’s going to be fine, at the vet now, but jesus CHRIST

My job is insane bc one of my art idols is teaching a workshop here and today he clapped me on the arm and said “you’ve got a great look young man!” Like i was nervous to talk to him and he just sauntered past and called me hot

Spending the night in the new place for the first time and oh my god. I don’t feel like i really live here yet & my dogs are stressed & we are sleeping on an air mattress til the movers bring the big stuff on Wednesday…BUT…the shower is AMAZING

Started off my day & the final week in our soon to be old apartment strong: the upstairs neighbors overflowed their toilet & it leaked into our bathroom…through our light fixture 🥰

Alan Jackson please answer the phone i need to pitch to you my concept for ChattaTWOchee, the sequel. It’s pretty much the same as the original but can be played in a never-ending loop

Finally finished cleaning our new kitchen. It took THREE DAYS

Tonight one of the neighbor kids rode up on his bike while we were walking the dogs and asked my husband and i if we were brothers 🧍‍♂️

I had to go to the hardware store today so we can finish some pre-movein touchups & i treated myself to a new mop. A nice one that has separate chambers for clean & dirty water. Aging gracefully

Sitting in my car before work blasting Chattahoochee (Extended Mix) bc the original cut just isn’t enough i need as much chattahoochee as i can to get through this day

On a lighter note there is a very handsome and friendly cat hanging out on one of our new neighbor’s porches. Has a clipped ear, a smoker’s meow, and big ol fat tomcat cheeks. This is huge for me

We are going to file to get our rent adjusted for the days the property wasn’t inhabitable. If a landlord ever fucks you like this remember: document everything. Photos BEFORE YOU TOUCH/FIXANYTHING. Get things in writing. Know your state’s laws on recording calls if needed.

They told us today that the owner confirmed the place had been treated for pests & cleaned so we were good to go tonight. Got there. They definitely did *something* but it certainly wasn’t cleaning. We spent the last 3.5 hours cleaning it ourselves & are not done. Also the dishwasher is broken :)))

When i was a kid i didnt like shrimp and now i love it and sometimes i eat it and get upset that i wasted so many years not eating shrimp. I have a lot of grace for my past self but not for that. Dumbass kid you didnt have to pay for it back then!!! You cheated me out of free shrimp!!!

Lol we got the keys to our new place tonight so we went over to take measurements. Property management was supposed to have it cleaned. They didn’t!! We’re supposed to move in tomorrow morning!!!! It’s gross!!!

I’m not going to post them for obvious reasons but i started a social media/marketing internship today and. Do yall know how hard it is to take photos of groups of people blowing glass with nobody making some horrible goofy face somewhere in the shot

Got so focused on doing cute little dollops of peanut butter on brownie’s birthday dinner that i forgot and double dipped the spatula into the jar after i wiped it on his bowl 4x. So in a way, he got an entire jar of peanut butter for his birthday 🥲

He insisted on holding hands & fell asleep sitting up

Today is my Brownie boy’s THIRTEENTH birthday. That’s 10 birthdays we’ve been together. I think he is already sick of me hollering “there’s the birthday boy!” And giving him a million kisses every time he enters a room but i will not stop and he will be getting lots of treats to make up for it 💕🐕

From director Na Hong-Jin (The Wailing), HOPE will unleash monsters this Fall from Neon. After a mysterious creature wreaks havoc on a village, a group of hunters set out to track the beast but find themselves hunted instead.

Got my ipad out bc i wanted to start mapping out where i want furniture to go in our new place. When i opened procreate it opened the drawing i was last working on. Can you guess what i just spent the last 3 hours fucking around with

We have signed a lease!! I don’t have to house hunt anymore for the next two years!!!!