Depression

Every firework sound scares me I feel like a little chihuahua

I'm fun www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...

Wishing a very hope-you-blow-off-your-fingers to the person who just set off a firework at 6:40 am

Thinking about getting back into dating but I've also thought about using electric currents to stimulate my vagus nerve, what if I just do that

I’m ok with gay people as long as I don’t have to see it and that’s why I kiss men with my eyes closed

I don’t watch many television programmes but I’m enjoying Widow’s Bay. I’ve skipped ahead less than 5 times and haven’t read the plot summary on Wikipedia yet

Tyler saved me from a mental health crisis and that's the true meaning of friendship youtu.be/g7ZVFjuJG-c

Felt a twinge of limerence for the first time in 3 years and it was from watching a video of a guy playing violin to Toxic by Britney Spears

Tyler keeps yelling "Oh no...OH NO!!!" from the bathroom and I'm scared to find out what happened in there

I can tell I'm doing better today mentally than I have in a while because I made a smoothie

Oh yeah well can AI do THIS? *sobs uncontrollably while having a panic attack* haha didn’t think so

Maybe purchasing more objects will heal me

Have you ever seen that scene in disney's Pinocchio where he smokes a cigar and turns into a donkey and it's really weird and fucked up? Or that scene in Dumbo where he gets drunk (???) and hallucinates?? Yeah wtf was that about. New video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx9t...

Is this something

Banger from the shut up bitch discord

Happy Pride month! Are you feeling c*nty and also slay? Werk the house down boots your ways over to our new video about pride, underappreciated gay icons, my birthday, and more~ youtu.be/FyNezhEF00Y

I didn’t know that you could be completely depleted and then like, continue depleting. I am in the negatives right now. I have entered an inverted bizarro world. I’ve discovered new numbers you couldn’t even comprehend. If you divided me by zero it would cause a nuclear explosion

Stop That Train was extremely stupid, I had a good time

Give this man a fucking oscar

The nintendo direct narrators always make me feel like I'm watching dora the explorer

Happy pride

My friend drew me this for my birthday 🥹

The miis in tomodachi life giving you a cake for your bday is so cute I almost got emotional (it’s my birthday today please clap)

Choosing a flight is like choosing which torture device I’d like used on me

I love blind boxes!!!!!!!!! It is always worth it to not know what you are buying with your own money!! AHHH It's okay though because the 3 (4) I got are still really cute and I love the hat one. The hat is flocked and has little pino jelly gummi bears stuck to it 🥲And now I GET to buy more

Loved the backrooms movie

where are we hanging out this year for pride

Pride is about being gay, and also lesbian ☺️🏳️‍🌈

DO YOU LIKE BUNS? Then you'll love this video where we talk about those mystery bao buns everyone was freaking out about. We also talk about how Tyler is voice acting a penguin in an animated series. Get into it queen youtu.be/vOtrbP61_SU

Pride content directed at straight people is so corny I think we should start being homophobic to each other instead

What do you think it’s like being gay

They're remaking starfox 64 on the switch 2 and the nintendo direct was goo goo ga ga baby shit. We as Nintendo's main demographic (36 year old gay men) have something to say about it youtu.be/44ReCv2Ls3s?...

i'd like to answer this one pass the mic to me please

Sorry to anyone who knew me in 2023, I was not okay!!!

Someone at the wedding said I looked dapper 🎩

I’m in Seattle for a wedding and 3 of my family members independently pointed this poster out to me #ally

The next advancement of the Tamagotchi Paradise is coming soon, and we'd like to introduce the new characters to you! Keep reading to meet all the new and returning friends! #tamagotchi #たまごっち

Did you know?? In Gay, you can only be a top, bottom, vers, or side!!! There is no nuance to the s*xual experience! You must identify!

Another one, THANK YOU

New tamagotchi paradises!! White Glacier and Orange Tropics are available for preorder on Amazon but they haven't been officially announced yet. Looks like each one has the other's field + the Jade Forest field. I got the white glacier one

Hi queer people in my phone, on today's podcast episode I explore the possibility of being on the Asexual spectrum and Tyler talks about going to a BALL. youtu.be/lUJwVi4PDOQ?... Go be queer or ally ✊in the comments if u want!

My package was in customs for 23 days what do you think they were doing with it

My body likes to play circadian rhythm games

Saw a tiktok we made about being visibly queer + straight privilege had 10 new comments since I last checked and almost poop’d my pants thinking the -phobes found it. Turns out the algorithm served the video to queer people who relate :3

I want one of those temu-ass looking squishy dumplings everyone's losing their minds over so I can be a properly informed hater

I got the one I wanted on the first try I am immortal and nobody can hurt me

I love fun art (fart)

Anyone heard of this game Ground Zero? I'm hearing it's like a mixture of resident evil, parasite eve, and dino crisis. We're gonna stream it tonight at twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod

shitmaxxing in the mother toilet