TAMA MAIL!!! Somebody take my debit card away from me

Whenever we get negative comments on our videos it’s usually directed at something @tylershutup.bsky.social said, and that brings me joy

There are FLEAS in my BEDROOM I don't even have an ANIMAL I'm burning the entire apartment down with me in it

“Those toys are going to wind up in a landfill” crash cut to me creating a museum in my house

Having a day where I only have the capacity to respond to 1 person’s texts ( @tylershutup.bsky.social ) and every group text is getting ignored

@halfmoonjoe.com I want the bandai one

I put a display case together over the weekend and am still organizing things but look!!!! (I put a graphic media label on this because I don't want to trigger @halfmoonjoe.com's fear of big tamagotchis)

How is there a silent hill movie coming out in 5 days and I only just found out about it

I’m gonna buy him a little chair to sit in

Out: Saving reading a text message for when you have the capacity to respond thoughtfully, having the notification plague you all day, feeling guilt and stress every time you see it In: Marking your unread texts as read and never responding!!

I miss oversharing on the internet! Now I just send @tylershutup.bsky.social 15 voice memos a day instead! I see yall complain about work on here and it’s like damn I wish that was me!!

Shut Up, Bitch! was monetized recently and I did not know how bleak the state of monetization on YouTube was right now. Back in my day you could fully say the f-slur and youtube would throw you a party at their headquarters

Will I be as lucky this time? If I get Hirono (Good Health) or Molly (Great Wealth) tonight I'm putting a freeze on my own bank account

eat zucchini

Thinking about making a throne wishlist and sending it to all my straight friends so I can pressure them into buying me stuff as a form of allyship

Looking for a hot man who wants to fix me

Put clothes away that I’ve been moving back and forth between a chair and my bed for 2 weeks, please clap

🫳 2025 🗑️

I love seeing everyone's holiday baking and decorations it fills me with joy. But also if the holidays are difficult for you, just remember that you can do whatever the fuck you want with your life and if that means spending xmas eating a hot pocket alone or something then do it proudly u r worth it

We made a gay version of the Kay Jewelers jingle but it's about gifts because everyone should be allowed to dream @shutupbitchpod.com @johnman.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=toI1...

Cocona from XG came out as transmasculine nonbinary and I am so proud of them 😭 I feel emotional

Fashion?? @halfmoonjoe.com

My current kpop obsession is this group Xlov who have a "genderless" concept. Look at these queens I love them

Welp @johnman.bsky.social absolutely roasts me at one point in this episode. And we ask a straight person some IMPORTANT questions. @shutupbitchpod.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=bslW...

I made pumpkin pie! hope it’s good will report back

Does Tyler HATE Thanksgiving? Find out on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch! where we talk about turkey and debut a brand new e-mail jingle and animation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg8...

Not bog on main @aznandy.bsky.social

I went to a Mariah Carey Xmas popup event yesterday as my friend’s +1

It's new episode day! We read guestbook comments and then talk about poop I'm sorry in advance www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCP...

It's tuesday and you know what that means: a shit-themed tier list. Does that make you want to click on the video? We think it should www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCP...

I was at a wedding all weekend and JUST caught up on the news, holy SHIT

Shut Up, Bitch! is now a YouTube partner! Thanks to everyone for watching and listening this year!

Bottoms up, and the devil laughs

Let’s talk about MySpace and neopets!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDBb...

New episode is up! Can you believe we found @johnman.bsky.social's old Myspace? 😮 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDBb...

They got Samus doing the Akira slide

New episode today! The energy is high and the gays are gay www.youtube.com/watch?v=8clk...

Daylight savings time is dumb I like waking up in the dark! Good morning! The moon is still out!!!

Happy Halloween from Lisa Blackpink Labubu

NEW HALLOWEEN EPISODE! We're in our halloween costumes come look it's fun okay bye! youtu.be/_KhNodCSUaA?...

Almost walked into a spider descending from the ceiling on a web OOKIE SPOOKY!!! FUCK

Oh ok this is now my favorite labubu

New episode today! It's a super fun one the energy is HIGH. We talk about which horror movie villains are gay (it's all of them) and other stuff have fun!!! youtu.be/ZfyqORF6G6Y?...

My shows are on

Do I want the c*nty monster high xenomorph doll yes I do

Everyone be nice to Dan and Phil or I will hurt you

New podcast ep today! This week we tell spooky stories, talk about horror movies, and halloween costumes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgGv...

If you’re ever feeling lonely just remember that 80-90% of humans have mites living in their eyelashes, little friends who are always with you :-)

Me