John J Salomone
@johnman.bsky.social
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Hi gay
https://linktr.ee/Johnjsalomone
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Tyler saved me from a mental health crisis and that's the true meaning of friendship
youtu.be/g7ZVFjuJG-c
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I had the worst day of my life right before recording
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://youtu.be/g7ZVFjuJG-c
5 days ago
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Depression
about 20 hours ago
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Every firework sound scares me I feel like a little chihuahua
1 day ago
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I'm fun
www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...
1 day ago
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Wishing a very hope-you-blow-off-your-fingers to the person who just set off a firework at 6:40 am
2 days ago
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Thinking about getting back into dating but I've also thought about using electric currents to stimulate my vagus nerve, what if I just do that
3 days ago
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I’m ok with gay people as long as I don’t have to see it and that’s why I kiss men with my eyes closed
3 days ago
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I don’t watch many television programmes but I’m enjoying Widow’s Bay. I’ve skipped ahead less than 5 times and haven’t read the plot summary on Wikipedia yet
3 days ago
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Tyler saved me from a mental health crisis and that's the true meaning of friendship
youtu.be/g7ZVFjuJG-c
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I had the worst day of my life right before recording
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://youtu.be/g7ZVFjuJG-c
5 days ago
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Felt a twinge of limerence for the first time in 3 years and it was from watching a video of a guy playing violin to Toxic by Britney Spears
6 days ago
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Tyler keeps yelling "Oh no...OH NO!!!" from the bathroom and I'm scared to find out what happened in there
8 days ago
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I can tell I'm doing better today mentally than I have in a while because I made a smoothie
10 days ago
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Oh yeah well can AI do THIS? *sobs uncontrollably while having a panic attack* haha didn’t think so
11 days ago
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Maybe purchasing more objects will heal me
11 days ago
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Have you ever seen that scene in disney's Pinocchio where he smokes a cigar and turns into a donkey and it's really weird and fucked up? Or that scene in Dumbo where he gets drunk (???) and hallucinates?? Yeah wtf was that about. New video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx9t...
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Children’s media that traumatized us
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx9tQrFjgw8
12 days ago
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Is this something
19 days ago
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Banger from the shut up bitch discord
19 days ago
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Happy Pride month! Are you feeling c*nty and also slay? Werk the house down boots your ways over to our new video about pride, underappreciated gay icons, my birthday, and more~
youtu.be/FyNezhEF00Y
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We’re allowed to be gay for one month this year
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://youtu.be/FyNezhEF00Y
19 days ago
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I didn’t know that you could be completely depleted and then like, continue depleting. I am in the negatives right now. I have entered an inverted bizarro world. I’ve discovered new numbers you couldn’t even comprehend. If you divided me by zero it would cause a nuclear explosion
19 days ago
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Stop That Train was extremely stupid, I had a good time
21 days ago
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Give this man a fucking oscar
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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The nintendo direct narrators always make me feel like I'm watching dora the explorer
26 days ago
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Happy pride
26 days ago
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My friend drew me this for my birthday 🥹
27 days ago
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The miis in tomodachi life giving you a cake for your bday is so cute I almost got emotional (it’s my birthday today please clap)
27 days ago
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Choosing a flight is like choosing which torture device I’d like used on me
about 1 month ago
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I love blind boxes!!!!!!!!! It is always worth it to not know what you are buying with your own money!! AHHH It's okay though because the 3 (4) I got are still really cute and I love the hat one. The hat is flocked and has little pino jelly gummi bears stuck to it 🥲And now I GET to buy more
about 1 month ago
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Loved the backrooms movie
about 1 month ago
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Tyler
about 1 month ago
where are we hanging out this year for pride
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Pride is about being gay, and also lesbian ☺️🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
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DO YOU LIKE BUNS? Then you'll love this video where we talk about those mystery bao buns everyone was freaking out about. We also talk about how Tyler is voice acting a penguin in an animated series. Get into it queen
youtu.be/vOtrbP61_SU
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Blind boxes are teaching kids to gamble
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://youtu.be/vOtrbP61_SU
about 1 month ago
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Pride content directed at straight people is so corny I think we should start being homophobic to each other instead
about 1 month ago
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What do you think it’s like being gay
about 1 month ago
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They're remaking starfox 64 on the switch 2 and the nintendo direct was goo goo ga ga baby shit. We as Nintendo's main demographic (36 year old gay men) have something to say about it
youtu.be/44ReCv2Ls3s?...
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Nintendo Direct is treating us like babies
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://youtu.be/44ReCv2Ls3s?si=J0CHAz5oystUqSra
about 1 month ago
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John J Salomone
Tyler
about 1 month ago
i'd like to answer this one pass the mic to me please
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Sorry to anyone who knew me in 2023, I was not okay!!!
about 1 month ago
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Someone at the wedding said I looked dapper 🎩
about 1 month ago
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I’m in Seattle for a wedding and 3 of my family members independently pointed this poster out to me
#ally
about 1 month ago
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Tamagotchi Wiki
about 1 month ago
The next advancement of the Tamagotchi Paradise is coming soon, and we'd like to introduce the new characters to you! Keep reading to meet all the new and returning friends!
#tamagotchi
#たまごっち
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Did you know?? In Gay, you can only be a top, bottom, vers, or side!!! There is no nuance to the s*xual experience! You must identify!
about 2 months ago
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Another one, THANK YOU
about 2 months ago
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New tamagotchi paradises!! White Glacier and Orange Tropics are available for preorder on Amazon but they haven't been officially announced yet. Looks like each one has the other's field + the Jade Forest field. I got the white glacier one
about 2 months ago
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Hi queer people in my phone, on today's podcast episode I explore the possibility of being on the Asexual spectrum and Tyler talks about going to a BALL.
youtu.be/lUJwVi4PDOQ?...
Go be queer or ally ✊in the comments if u want!
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Am I Asexual or Is Sex Just Gross?
YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch!
https://youtu.be/lUJwVi4PDOQ?si=AyM7oGu8Qp1ETCax
about 2 months ago
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My package was in customs for 23 days what do you think they were doing with it
about 2 months ago
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My body likes to play circadian rhythm games
about 2 months ago
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Saw a tiktok we made about being visibly queer + straight privilege had 10 new comments since I last checked and almost poop’d my pants thinking the -phobes found it. Turns out the algorithm served the video to queer people who relate :3
about 2 months ago
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I want one of those temu-ass looking squishy dumplings everyone's losing their minds over so I can be a properly informed hater
about 2 months ago
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I got the one I wanted on the first try I am immortal and nobody can hurt me
about 2 months ago
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I love fun art (fart)
about 2 months ago
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Anyone heard of this game Ground Zero? I'm hearing it's like a mixture of resident evil, parasite eve, and dino crisis. We're gonna stream it tonight at
twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod
about 2 months ago
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halfmoonjoe
about 2 months ago
shitmaxxing in the mother toilet
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