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took a break from onyx storm and now i got bodhi getting me my food jk hdjdjdshshsj

today's random penny drop: camp halfblood in pjo-verse is basically summer camp for greek halfie nepo babies (badly put). *goes back to sleep*

binged yakuza fiance and... the teen/7th year tomione dynamics it's giving...

cant rmr who said it first. but. bambi's dad is dad!lwj. also, how i imagine wei changze to be.

art & sticker haul!!!!! went overboard a little maybe probably BUT. a lot of these are also for friends so. money well spent 💖 (also can you Believe these artists??!!! so incredible!!!!!)

omg the wangxian art i bought at the artist pop-up alley today... 💸💸💸

miserable w cramps on my couch but then i remembered this excerpt from greenteacup's lionheart again and. i'm still not fine but i can scream abt this draco instead of uterine descaling

last night after dinner, i curled up on my couch, reading a dramione fic on my kobo; warm lamp on, sipping a glass of white wine and munching a pack of truffle flavored chips— best date night w myself so far. lovin the free range life 😌💅

haven't been online for the past year, nor have i been writing fics (or anything beyond my journaling). but i HAVE been reading and knitting and even started watercolour painting, so that's been fun.

<-- somebody stop her she's looking up how much a kindle is right after buying 2 more physical books on top of her 2 unfinished physical books and a dozen more books in ebook and audiobook formats but green kindle pretty 🥺👉👈

went on tktk app to look for specific vids but unintentionally spiraled into feminine rage triggers and im tired and just wanna sleep but im too angry and in despair abt all the sht happening sighhhhhh

"I've destroyed 300 years of tradition just so I can sit here next to you, Granger, don't go telling me you're not worth following." i may never be well again. holy fuck.

getting back into the mammoth fic that is lionheart (dramione gryffindor!draco au) and—!!!! [screaming crying chomping on my fist] poor draco's suffering but i so love how this internal/worldview confrontation is being laid out 🥹🥹🥹

me: finally finished VADD novel!!! what media should i consume today? brain: well, there's the 3 books you were juggling before you swerved to VADD, and the 3 tv shows you left mid-season me: oh yeah! *starts Outlander*

crying over the dancing and the dreaming scene in httyd2 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

the more i give in and read booktok recs the more i identify w sqq... but instead of writing out hate comment essays, im channeling it all to reading rewrite fics on ao3 lmao

i am finding... i become more chatty when i'm wine drunk... 🥴🙊

ugh torn between wanting to watch wicked on my own so nobody i kno can see me cry vs drag my brother along against his will so he can hold the plastic bag for my tissues

will i ever be able to listen to hozier's francesca without feeling gutted by all that yearning in song form? no, probably never.

My guy friend expressed confusion about the rise of monster/robot romances, esp geared for (mostly) women. He doesn’t get the appeal? If any of you are into these, what’s the appeal for you personally? And I don’t mean humans with wings/elves or androids!! I need REAL freaks in here!

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

i want more girl dad xaden riorson fics :(

She dances across the horizon, her cloak of daylight breaking the quiet of night. ✨

wow the neurospicy brain is ON today i see: i meant to assemble my work desk, but on the way i saw all our shoes on the flr and thought, well, might as well dump these in a cubby box, but i have to line it, but when i openee the drawers i found 2 jars still wrapped up so i unpacked those+

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been doing ny best to keep up weekly yoga since late october and i havent really noticed much of a difference in me except for the past two sessions i've been getting better at doing my flows and holding my planks and i'm actually proud of myself for that 🥹

almost done ! ! 🧶🐔

👶 baby fever 👶 👶 another wwx gets de-aged fic 👶 modern cultivation au 👶 cultivation lore right out my ass so ofc it's scientific jk 👶 shenanigans n crack treated srsly 👶 based off an old thread i made link in reply

you've heard abt wangxian ghost marriages, wangxian roomates to lovers, ghost brides to lovers. but now i give you. wangxian tombmates.

just saw a guy parking his bike with this giant fluffy black cat perched on his shoulders. and he had this blank expression on his face but the cat was deadass looking everyone dead in the eye like it was daring ppl to react. and i just think. lwj w a cursed cat qiren

i did a little wangxian doodle couple of days ago im sharing a bit late but most of yall have probably already seen it lol

Mentioned earlier - here's my jianghu fic! 江湖 | jianghu Five times Wei Wuxian died in the jianghu, and one time he lived. (An exploration of the term "jianghu" centered around Wei Wuxian's rebirths and deaths in various jianghu settings.) (E, 25K, heed tags) archiveofourown.org/works/485863...

“Don’t be so hard on yourself, Wangji”

This is going to sound more flip than I mean it, but when I was a kid I watched the Blues Brothers running Illinois Nazis off a bridge and the Nazis on Hogan's Heroes being pathetic dimwits every damn day, and I do feel like we need to get back to constant, vicious cultural ridicule of open racists.

座学忘羨✍️

now where have i heard this line before...... 🤔😏🤭

broke: we should elect only women politicians because women are naturally more moral and peaceful woke: we should elect only women politicians bc men worldwide are losing their goddamn minds

Kinda late, like always, but Happy Birthday Hanguang-jun~!!!💙💙💙🐰 #忘羨 #魔道祖师 #蓝忘机0123生日快乐 #0123藍忘機生誕祭

忘羨

the way this girl casually waxes poetic about the male lead's superb/unbeatable/godly good looks as objective facts with so much frequency reminds me of the way wwx did it ages before he realized he loves lwj.... and it's so good every time

god why is apothecary diaries so good

what a masochist jhfdjsfjsfjdsjfa

My small contribution in celebration of A-Yuan's birthday 🤭 inspired by that idea of farmer boy A-Yuan #蓝思追0112生日快乐

cw/ genderbend

“Mmm…Lan Zhan…Lan Wangji…Husband…I just had the nicest dream. Shall I tell you about it?"

Happy Birthday to the little radish! 🥳 #mdzs #fanart #sketch #lanyuan #modaozushi

im so miserable, i got all these sweet little treats from home and i cant enjoy them cuz my throat is shredded

been girlbossing so hard the past two weeks into 2024 that the universe decided to slap some sense into me via covid to remind me of the actual 2024 agenda: girl rot, girl rest, girl chill the fuck out

be a man from mulan (1998) came up on shuffle. and i just realized where my standards for men came from 🥴