Tesla got towed away this afternoon and driven back tonight. They found a loose wire on the unit that charges the 12volt battery. That explains why I had nothing and once the 12v died the car was dead dead.

So many feel good moments in the last few days then BOOM car is dead in the driveway 4 days before its service appointment in Orlando. YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE? I DUN CARE. Imma be a fishie in a few days and im STILL feeling way to damn good for that to bring me down! *wallet cries in the background*

Everything's turning up Zoidberg! Err I mean Khon!

Megaplex is happy to announce that hotel has informed us that the Grotto pool will be open for the convention! And we've been assured no mosasaurs will be in the pool (at least until after the con)

*nods smugly*

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Skeb募集中わよ！ ておる(Teol)さんはコミッションを募集しています！ skeb.jp/@hanadaiteol #Skeb #Commission

Grumpy tiger.

could you imagine how funny it would be if nature went for the triple platinum here please it would be such a good joke

Chiitan liked my AI rant. I guess I really am popufur! Love you Chiitan! Haha

"Google AI who is sheerkhon?" This is what our employers want us to use for legal and business decisions. "you know what? i told you all that info even though i knew it was wrong." but i like the idea of being a "prominent member of the furry community" Am i popufur yet?!?

*shifty eyes* you all know this works on more than just klingons.

Management is not subtle with their hints. When I get suggested something against company policy and I point that out and get told "that is absolutely correct" then I state how that links with the current situation "100% true" ...but it still needs to get done. So I do it anyway.

Three more from last month's color stream! Wasn't able to post these while I was at AC.

Finished my last purchase for DatBeachParty. New glow stuff for glow night. Leaning more towards reusable stuff but there will always be glow sticks and glow tattoos.

Protip for the gaming executives. When you see a colleague being viciously mauled by sharks (gaming community) in the water... Don't get in. I don't care how good you think what you are about to say is. Just shush and hang out back on the beach. The sharks arnt your friends no matter what you think.

I grew up barefoot running through the woods in baggy torn clothes like a proper beast child. Being an adult in a proper formal corporate setting and attire is like 9 hours of nails on chalkboard. It takes me 3 seconds to taz out of these clothes once I get home.

This is peek meccha right here.

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

Vanity at the beach under an umbrella, suggested by vanityshusband!

I like the assumption that when I'm not seen I'm hanging out with 'other' friends. When truth is I'm locked alone up in my LED filled cave away from the world. It's nice and glowy in here... Also there are Legos, Pepsi, and boobies.

If I hadn't abandoned Sony/PlayStation brand 6 years ago I'd be kinda pissed.

Im so beyond excited to finally publicly launch & announce my new business, Earthshine Cove! I sell crystals, artwork, handmade jewelry, fossil shark teeth, & more! I will also be starting a YouTube! Check out my website! If youre interested in purchasing thatd help tons 💜 earthshinecove.com

Spending half my Saturday disassembling and upgrading an RC car when there is a real car in pieces in the drive way. "Mmhmm the stiffer springs work so much better *zooms lil car around the front yard* I can't wait to take this to the beach"

It continues to frustrate me how hard my employer is pushing for AI. Every day it's "make sure you are utilizing copilot" This is the same company that took away my paycargo account I used constantly because it cost $30 a month. Meanwhile they are handing out $100 copilot licenses like Skittles.

Every time I get all obsessed by my arcade idea and hammer out more details I end up making myself sad with how impractical it is with start up costs and insane lease rates in the area. But it would be so cool and an anchor of the town. I need one of those "small loans" the rich always talk about

Mark Hamill is joining the cast for season 3 as Charlie Kane! Sweet Tooth's father!!! Even more reason to absolutely love this show. Now I just have to wait forever for it again. *Flop*

This literally made me laugh out loud. Cause I can hear Rom and Quark arguing about it.

The way I slept last night has been deemed "incorrect" and I am being punished by the feeling of a bungie cord hooked under my shoulder blade looped up around my neck then down to my elbow. Punishment was started as soon as "incorrect" sleeping ended.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF

behold, the return of the worst OC I've ever made #art (?)

Went to sleep at like 730 last night... I'm off today. *Looks at the time* well that sucks.

I finally did the thing. The mistake I have been attempting for a month or so. I bought a nice RC car. It's a "cheap" starter car with decent features and all standard replaceable parts. I've been single too long to follow the "nnnoooooo" of girlfriends past.

Working from home where I can actually yell at the screen. Roomates listening to me yelling "oh my God! Just throw it in the ocean at this point! In the fucking ocean!"

join rose in her silly little dance...

LOCK SCREEN CHECKPOINT

I know they meant piece count but I was just given 4 dimensions and immediately thought "a 4th dimension? What is it time?" "40X40X30X001"

It hasn't even been 2 hours and I need a break.

Who thought they would become the crotchety old man fighting against digital assistants and AI crammed into everything? *Slaps 12 year old self*

I want whatever this is

Oops played Halo Reach till 5 am? *Nervous laugh*

Oops slept through dinner again.

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

A redux of Flora in feral form from the very early days of the comic, suggested by Seeth!

If you see this, post an anime you love

Yea i killed my sleep schedule. Might as well drive into the desert. www.twitch.tv/sheerkhon

What if i said... Powerwash simulator + SpiritFarer + Deadspace + Last of us? Ambrosia Sky. It was an interesting play through cant wait for the second half update.