this is my meal I call this girl dinner

Pokémon Champions is a video game

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

being a us government teacher must be hell on earth right now “Congress is the only branch able to declare war, and checks and balances in government are designed to make it so no one branch has too much power.” “But Trump declared war and Congress did nothing.” “Correct.”

trump might be at walter reed omg PLEASE YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME AN EASTER GIFT THAT WOULD BE

why is it so fucking hard for old men to fucking listen to me

also this game is based as FUCK for this I can’t believe it’s unironically this woke

I got the silly message last night

shit sucks I wanna get back to pokopia

made this while thinking about Ada Wong

just came across some gorgeous shirtless leon and then realized it was tagged as ai im gonna kms

In Minnesota, we stand tall with our neighbors in the face of hatred.

you should treat a trans person today

aeon is such a good ship because as a bisexual I’m incredibly jealous of both of them

can’t believe chrom and lucina just did 9/11

watching re6 leon part and I was gonna make a joke about “what da hell is chrom fire emblem doin fighting zombies” but then I remembered the Risen lmao

On one hand, cool, digital games will be cheaper, which let’s be honest makes complete sense; doesn’t cost Nintendo money to make the cartridges and ship them out. On the other hand, this could be the beginning of physical games vanishing completely, if they sell a lot worse than digital

fucking hate turbotax and h&r block and all the other fuckass companies that lobby against making doing taxes free and done by the irs themselves here in america

What the fuck happened in the last few hours I’ve been watching RE4R, why is the government telling Americans worldwide to “exercise increased caution”

I hope whoever came up with feebas’ original evolution method, as well as whoever approved for it to be in the game, are both six feet under

wym Ada can’t do she too much of a girlboss

OH SHIIIIIIT

yeah I knew that was sherry’s dad :<

OMG ADA

who is this fat fucking pig and does leon get to shoot him in the face

HE’S SO LITTLE OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY

gonna watch playthroughs of the re games that leon is in so I’m not a poser fangirl anymore

One of these days I think Trump is gonna let it slip that Netanyahu is dead tbh

Gen 3 movesets are insane because what do you mean the Oddish line’s only grass move via level up is ABSORB until high 30s/low 40s but Kirlia gets PSYCHIC AT 26???

“[There are no British actors nominated tonight]… a British spokesperson said, ‘well at least we arrest our pedophiles.’” — Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars  opening monologue.

Fuck religion dude the girl that does Food Court (“The PEAR of anguish, for YOU, AND your Uber driver”, etc) announced she’s not doing them anymore and is focusing on religious content

so what do we do now? what d’ya mean? now we can finally play the game!

blood moon looks neat during the Hebra blizzard

yeah, no, I don’t think I’m dealing with that

@ youtube you should k!ll yourself now

I quite enjoy collecting bubbul gems

I love the meme genre of saying how old something is by referring to who was president during its prime

the S in Leon S. Kennedy stands for Sex

projecting my period cramps to trump and netanyahu

ugh I’m just so depressed man I don’t think anything’s gonna cheer me up— fire pom doggo

they literally made my dog into a pokemon it’s crazy

oh yeah HAPPY POKEMON DAYYYYYY

Resident Evil Requiem has already reached highest concurrent users for a RE game on Steam (246k players within 1 hour of release). Resident Evil 4 remake peaked at 168k

leon fucking tied to a chair holy shit

SANDY MARRIAGE CANDIDATE WOOOOOOO

okay but like why the fuck isn’t fish considered meat in most contexts, be it for religious reasons or dietary restrictions. meat is the flesh of an animal. fish are animals. who the fuck decided fish isn’t meat

Never lose faith in the children

apparently the Big Arch is finally in the US for a limited time and I really wanna try it except without all the yucky stuff, eww veggiebulls