Close up shop, this is the funniest post I’ve ever seen

After months of profitability my proprietary trading system GBC (green by close) seems to be failing lately Claude halp

Possibly embarrassing myself here. Data from JPM using KBRA. Middle column is yield on newly originated PC loans. Jan and Feb 26, coupon is the same, OID is the same, SOFR is the same, how is YTM different? Diff in tenor? or am I missing something

The thing is, this is a crazy amount of money and in America the answer could be like “20 miles of railroad and 4 subway station elevators”

Cannot believe how much discourse I’ve been subjected to on a House race where the winner got 35K votes

This “you need ID to buy beer, why not to vote?” is so stupid for so many reasons, but one is that the majority of people do not need ID to buy beer. If you look over ~30, no ID. Then I realized that’s EXACTLY how they want voting to work. If you look a certain way, no issues. If not? ID please.

I see this place’s understanding of HIPAA (spelled HIPPA) is on a par with Facebook

FYI. Don’t get got (footage circulating is of Bahrain two weeks ago)

Question - do you think people would be responding less negatively to Porter’s no tax on income < $ if she said $50K? (This is my guess per person, she said $100K for “family”), or Booker with $37.5K stand deduction pp?

Lol 50%. Cooked.

This is… nuts? And I’m kind of obsessed with it. This woman who was in the news does not work for SAP, who denied that any of their employees were detained at ORD. The phone pinging is hard to explain. But really seems like she made the whole thing up?

Extremely niche question- does anyone know the methodology or makeup for Fitch’s “PMR portfolio”? 9.2% isn’t close to what other indices or providers are showing (Proskauer 2.46% JPM I think 1.4%)

Me living in NYC not owning a car … Then remembering where the nukes will be aimed

Not sure if you see this if the economy is actually terrible

Btw the very obvious thing for the “hate Trump” camp to do is rally behind our poor countrymen stuck in Dubai because our corrupt fascist leader illegally went to war on Israel’s behalf. If you can’t do that, at least express horror and sadness over the military casualties.

Does no gate placate people or 7.9% panic them?

Pretty amazing that after American voters put Donald fcking Trump BACK in the WH, only for like 20% of them to remember “oh wait, this guy sucks” like 3 months later, sage politics knowers on here will still do the sarcastic “am I out of touch? No it must be the voters who are wrong” shtick.

Ordered UberEats. Delivery person hands me my bag and a bag for someone else from a diff restaurant, but no legible address. I hand that back and tell him “no, not mine someone else’s, check with UberEats.” Close door, hear rustling outside; he just left it outside my door lol.

Very funny that people are like “lame Dems are going to write a ‘strongly worded letter’ when what they need to do is IMPEACH!” Right now a resolution to impeach is a strongly worded letter. Possibly even more toothless than a letter.

2 months down and nothing to show for it

I can’t take it anymore

She brought receipts (NYPD lies)

The pass people give Mamdani on here is unreal.

Sometimes I find an email or presentation I did a few years ago and think ‘damn I used to be really good at my job’

Kind of interesting that industry seems to be laser focused on software loans in private credit (understandable) when they tend to also have a lot of exposure to “business services” that might be even more vulnerable.

Close to PR - I solved the Sunday 2/22/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 10:39! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

Maybe this is the coastal elite in me but I’m pretty sure >98% of people who fly can afford paying $75 every 5 years for TSA pre check. A lot of people don’t get it bc they don’t fly often or they’re lazy or whatever but it’s strange it’s framed as some ultra elite or status thing on here

Sorry guys, shutdown means we can’t afford to pay the Global Entry employees. The employees:

Today’s my day. Got decent Springsteen tickets at a decent price 😎

Stonks (esp R2000?) reaction seems pretty muted to me?

Thought this was interesting. Millennials holding up the economy

Touched grass, would recommend ⛷️

This is a funny AI fail in my iPhone “memories”

I’ve started drinking hot chocolate like once a day and can’t recommend it enough. In my hot cocoa era. HC maxing.

Going skiing in France next week and even with $ down 15%, lift tickets are sub $100/day US prices are just nuts

Ok, given recent elections seem to be upending some people’s expectations re: low propensity voters, do we still think mail in voting helps Dems or is it hard to say? If the answer to this is obvious either way to politics knowers.. sorry

#$XLP (staples) +13.2% ytd Lol

@conorsen.bsky.social has his barber updates, here’s mine from the guy who cuts my hair. Warning- it’s a bit bleak. English guy, lived here long time (straight). Super Bowl- going to switch to Kid Rock for halftime, Bad Bunny “hates America.”

#$MSFT at sub 24x forward P/E… chat are we buying or is it cooked

People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in voting or firebombing a Walmart? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, arguing on a niche microblogging site about a single dumpster fire” and then do exactly that for over 24 hours

All my coins are gone

I mean, take the win but pretty clear none of you read the article

Starting to understand Epstein’s near illiterate emails a bit better. How many typos would you make if you had to respond to apparently 10000 emails a day from the world’s most rich and powerful people with inquiries like “pedophle iland visit wen?”

Wild

I could buy like $500 of #$GLD calls and put a stop to this squeeze easily.

As an asset owner this is nice. As an American it’s … unsettling?

I actually don’t mind the snow but this? I’d like to speak to the manager please

Prompt on Transit app tailor-made for Bluesky user base

The amount of money Bsky can raise in an hour for a fundraiser is honestly quite impressive

Prediction markets are obviously not all knowing but, chance of shutdown on Polymarket (started going up at 12 PM ET today)