"If you ogle long enough at the abyss, the abyss will 0w0 back at you." – Friedrich Nietzsche

Leon the Professional was way more sus than I expected

Me when I wake up "Wow that dream was crazy, I should write it down.. nah there's no way I can forget that" Forgets

Watched Avatar 3 and the same key events from Avatar 2 happen almost verbatim But ngl they made the evil alien chick kinda hot, like they probably awakened at least a million furries with this

If you deal with the dark thoughts too, try to remember: if you're dead you can't eat onion rings or witness big booty goth women

A horror movie where nobody can escape Amazon Rufus asking if they want the price history of everything in the world, then at the end the protagonist learns she is at her lowest price in 30 days as we dolly away from her crying in the rain which is also blood

Fool me once: shame on you Fool me twice: c'mon man quit it

Watched It (2017) the other night and damn, that was way better than I expected, super fun and sick effects

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New commision option! Want a 3D head sculpt of you character? now is the chance! 50 USD!!! get one now!!!! tr.ee/f39qmxeGWi share if you think this is cool!

Why do Australian people have such hot accents

The art direction in No Rest for the Wicked is so fuckin sick, waiting for it to leave early access because I can't stomach early access games anymore

Pokemon TCGP moots DM me your friend code All I've got are two friends and one dude with his bullshit Pikachu who 1 shot every one of my Pokemens and then added me, but I want to make it clear that he is not my friend, he is actually my arch nemesis (I got free packs for adding 3 people)

I burn like 300 calories shivering after I step out of the shower when it's cold out

"Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor" sounds like a name you have if your mom pushed you out of her cooch already wearing polo gear and riding a tiny horse

Sorry to those waiting to see my vtubing stuff, in the past year self hate is 📈, bitterness is 📈, misanthropy is 📈, and I'm looking forward to almost nothing in life Not giving up, but my head isn't in a place right now where I want to try to be entertaining live

I swear when I walk into a grocery store I get possessed by an idiot who thinks a box of cereal will feed me for a week, and thinks bananas are so cheap I should get 12 of them, forgetting that they go bad, and I'll be indentured into a banana-based diet for several days

Bless Bsky for providing me a way to scroll continuously down a tapestry of posts about the latest hellscapes created by evil humans, intermingled with cartoon characters with big boobs Doomgooning, if you will

People create machine capable of fooling people into thinking it's intelligent, and immediately think it's intelligent Mice invent mouse trap, and immediately walk into it

this is like if they discontinued cars and said "try a pogo stick"

Pulleys make no sense, what do you mean you can raise an elephant if you keep adding more wheels to your rope, that's like finding out you can fly in a videogame if you stand on a wood plank and lift it

motherfucker I never forget what you did. block block block. show him he's unwelcomed.

It's been a month and a half since I got my guitar, my brain's not doing well but I'm trying to make a habit of sharing what I've been making with it This is a WIP of the first original track I've been working on, it's called Antifreeze and I'll let you guess why

GameCube had the worst controller, I'll fight the world over it Disgusting mushy triggers that also click, clearly designed by a sociopath C-stick: "what if we had 2 joysticks but one sucked big time" -Nintendo D-pad made for ants and people with non-euclidean thumb geometry ½ out of 5 stars

Alexa summarize this blowjob video for me, Claude show the micronutrient profile of this protein powder, Siri diversify my crypto exposure, Grok who should I vote for? Hey Google if women call me "fucking deranged" is that good or bad?

Every night there is a small but real chance I will be yanked awake like a tuna caught on a fishing line because my cat stepped on my balls

AI glasses except it's really just a voice chat with a woman who is fed up with your dumb ass for buying AI glasses "What am I looking at?" "Bitch, do you need a better prescription?"

It's been a month since I started learning guitar, timing isn't the greatest, but I'm using one of the best themes in gaming to help build my muscle memory

I had vertigo for the first time when I woke up and felt like I was going to puke for a few hours, then I looked online and tried this voodoo Konami code body movement to esuna that shit out of me and it actually worked Keep this one in your spellbook my dudes

Stop calling it Twitter, it hasn't actually been that for ages, it's "the site that generates photorealistic deepfake CP from children's photos"

Gave pckt a test (blogging on ATproto): a roundup of some of the most memorable movies I watched in 2025!

This "Favorites" playlist is nothing but bangers

Watched Avatar (2009) again since I figured I'd see the newer ones, still not understanding why this movie attracts so much hate It's fine? Some cool stuff, some sappy stuff. 3 out of 5

New feed, there could be insane shit on it so make sure your content preferences are correct

Been in the pits lately but forgot to post the updated collar design, simpler and better proportions, didn't half ass the materials this time Unity viewport, ~13k tris

*surprised pikachu*

Enjoying my adult dinner of spicy nuggies and gatorade

Good account to help keep up with the eroding of the arts in games, and maybe help you avoid paying for one without realizing it: @slop-detected.bsky.social

If I was president I would ban caramel popcorn balls and save countless children from absolute torture during basically every holiday

"No children in cart" Thanks but I can see that already, buddy

When I was little I thought a partridge was a pastry and thought it was weird someone put that shit in a pear tree

You know you're watching an ad for a fragrance when you have no idea what it's for until the last 1 second

Right when I'm about to release my new Catahoula Crunch cereal, the US government steals its name to hunt immigrants

I'm an ordinary 30-something who eats spray whipped cream off a spoon until it makes my tum tum upset

If I had a football team it would be named the Arkansas Humans, and the outfits would be solid tan so that from the stands it looks like lil naked dudes running around

Why did people buy newspapers when they put spoilers in all caps on the cover

When I was little I used to hope aliens would abduct me, and I would live on their ship like a pet and have my own room with every videogame

Musicians cool with AI cover art: eat a bag of dicks