I know Linktree is popular around here, spreading the word

They call it Ubisoft because I be soft after hearing any of their announcements

All my homies are doing it: if you see this, post an anime you love.

I'm getting to be a fan of praising individual works and not idolizing the people behind them It's one-and-the-same to artists when people love what they have made, without assigning some mythical celebrity status to individuals I'm very disillusioned with the whole concept of role models

I don't want to jinx it, but holy moly that new GitS is giving me hope that we might actually see another Cowboy Bebop tier anime before the end of the world It took them like 2 decades and a trip to the 8th circle of hell with Scarlett Johansson, but we might be back

Why are shoe sizes just a ballpark guess, do they actually measure them or is it like some old gnome man puts his ear to the ankle hole and taps on it to figure out how big it probably is

I watched a 1 minute game trailer and the entire Truman Show started autoplaying after it

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30 minutes ago: I don't need a Switch 2 Star Fox announcement: I will commit multiple felonies for a Switch 2

this looks like poop from a ass

I started collecting AI ads where they bait seniors with slabs of raw meat, feel free to add any you find, and include effective alt text

If you watch Twitch with the chat hidden you're missing out

My favorite cookie? Hmm, I'd have to go with Famous Anus

Some days this song plays in my head for hours

I'm sure childbirth is tough but have you tried using an ink jet printer that hasn't been used in 3 months?

I just had a dream where I was a jedi, but I forgot how you're supposed to do jedi powers, so I grabbed this bad dude's nose between my knuckles and yelled in his face "Power word: shit yourself motherfucker!!" and nothing happened

We can't afford RAM anymore, but at least now our parents believe it's normal for people's teeth to disappear while they talk

Do I get a t-shirt for being part of the Bsky dev culling because I rejected deepthroating AI ATproto is cool but man several figures behind this place seem like they dream of being featured at a Silicon Valley conference where they can sniff their own farts in front of investors (not kink shaming)

A small project completed recently

I started petting my cat in my dream and then I woke up and I was actually petting my cat, now I'm wondering how often my cat sits next to me while I'm sleeping to get automated pets I'm not even aware of

Leon the Professional was way more sus than I expected

Me when I wake up "Wow that dream was crazy, I should write it down.. nah there's no way I can forget that" Forgets

If you deal with the dark thoughts too, try to remember: if you're dead you can't eat onion rings or witness big booty goth women

Fool me once: shame on you Fool me twice: c'mon man quit it

Watched It (2017) the other night and damn, that was way better than I expected, super fun and sick effects

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Why do Australian people have such hot accents

The art direction in No Rest for the Wicked is so fuckin sick, waiting for it to leave early access because I can't stomach early access games anymore

Pokemon TCGP moots DM me your friend code All I've got are two friends and one dude with his bullshit Pikachu who 1 shot every one of my Pokemens and then added me, but I want to make it clear that he is not my friend, he is actually my arch nemesis (I got free packs for adding 3 people)

I burn like 300 calories shivering after I step out of the shower when it's cold out

"Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor" sounds like a name you have if your mom pushed you out of her cooch already wearing polo gear and riding a tiny horse

Sorry to those waiting to see my vtubing stuff, in the past year self hate is 📈, bitterness is 📈, misanthropy is 📈, and I'm looking forward to almost nothing in life Not giving up, but my head isn't in a place right now where I want to try to be entertaining live

I swear when I walk into a grocery store I get possessed by an idiot who thinks a box of cereal will feed me for a week, and thinks bananas are so cheap I should get 12 of them, forgetting that they go bad, and I'll be indentured into a banana-based diet for several days

Bless Bsky for providing me a way to scroll continuously down a tapestry of posts about the latest hellscapes created by evil humans, intermingled with cartoon characters with big boobs Doomgooning, if you will

People create machine capable of fooling people into thinking it's intelligent, and immediately think it's intelligent Mice invent mouse trap, and immediately walk into it

this is like if they discontinued cars and said "try a pogo stick"

Pulleys make no sense, what do you mean you can raise an elephant if you keep adding more wheels to your rope, that's like finding out you can fly in a videogame if you stand on a wood plank and lift it

motherfucker I never forget what you did. block block block. show him he's unwelcomed.

It's been a month and a half since I got my guitar, my brain's not doing well but I'm trying to make a habit of sharing what I've been making with it This is a WIP of the first original track I've been working on, it's called Antifreeze and I'll let you guess why

GameCube had the worst controller, I'll fight the world over it Disgusting mushy triggers that also click, clearly designed by a sociopath C-stick: "what if we had 2 joysticks but one sucked big time" -Nintendo D-pad made for ants and people with non-euclidean thumb geometry ½ out of 5 stars

Alexa summarize this blowjob video for me, Claude show the micronutrient profile of this protein powder, Siri diversify my crypto exposure, Grok who should I vote for? Hey Google if women call me "fucking deranged" is that good or bad?

Every night there is a small but real chance I will be yanked awake like a tuna caught on a fishing line because my cat stepped on my balls

AI glasses except it's really just a voice chat with a woman who is fed up with your dumb ass for buying AI glasses "What am I looking at?" "Bitch, do you need a better prescription?"

It's been a month since I started learning guitar, timing isn't the greatest, but I'm using one of the best themes in gaming to help build my muscle memory

I had vertigo for the first time when I woke up and felt like I was going to puke for a few hours, then I looked online and tried this voodoo Konami code body movement to esuna that shit out of me and it actually worked Keep this one in your spellbook my dudes

Stop calling it Twitter, it hasn't actually been that for ages, it's "the site that generates photorealistic deepfake CP from children's photos"

Gave pckt a test (blogging on ATproto): a roundup of some of the most memorable movies I watched in 2025!