Musicians cool with AI cover art: eat a bag of dicks

Netflix and chill? Uhh listen can we split the subscription cost at least, I'm not made of money

brb joining the Navy so I can feast upon Italy's greatest delicacy: gummy worms

Found this gem in the Amazon reviews of Wheel of Fortune for PlayStation 2

Didn't you just have a birthday like a year ago?

I wasn't completed before Halloween, but I'll see ya'll soon! 🎃 Stay safe tonight!

Had a dream that I was a narcoleptic plumber trying to not fall asleep and dunk my own head into a clogged toilet

I got stunlocked at the store by Collectors Edition Wheaties wondering who the fuck is collecting Wheaties

The "Best By" date makes no sense, if I'm desperate enough to be checking the date on my food then what I really need is the "Worst By" date

Learning that chewing more than 5 times before swallowing is probably better

I want to eat dark chocolate cherry and nut bars without my ass becoming a Bag of Holding that can store 64 cubic feet of gas

Been using Win 11 for like 3 years and the posts about Win 10 end of life make it sound like I should have died from radiation exposure by now It's the same shit, the adjustment period was like 30 minutes

Nearly a decade with Unity and I learn you can move objects relative to the camera by holding shift

"ChatGPT says-" CEASE, clanker relay, your gospel is a blight upon these once fertile lands: a stench which burns the eyes and ruptures the mind. Your presence stains mine linens, cursed smog which not even mythic cauldrons of bleach can amend. Depart posthaste, return and perish.

I did one of those goofy personality tests that probably installs a virus on your phone thinking it was gonna be cute like the "what cookie are you?" ones and instead I got SHIT ON, curiosity really did kill the cat poomang.com/en/t/keyword...

25% OFF on commissions all of October!! 🎃🎃🎃 I need that pumpkin spice!! And still have the raffle going on!

I fuckin love oatmeal send post

Evolution of Silksong posts "omg please release in 2024" "omg please release in 2025" "$20?? take my money based indie devs" "goty so beautiful absolutely stunning best $20 EVER" "wow this is harder than hollow knight" "ive been on this part for 2 weeks" "i cant take it anymore"

Things I bring to a 💞 relationship: 🦴 Bones 🥩 Flesh 👃 Nose

Are you okay? Is someone in the room listening to you? Tell me your favorite dinosaur and rip the fastest fart of your life if you want me to send The Dudes

"steel cut oats"? Don't waste my time, Quaker Oats Company, I don't care what your oats scissors are made of

Why don't pools have a big mesh like a McDonalds deep fryer inside that they can lift up to pull everyone above water We could strategically name it the Idiot Cage so people don't get too comfortable with the immense safety it would provide

If I don't get the new AirPods with the heart rate monitor how will I know my heart is still beating Thank you Tim Apple

Remembering when my middle school art teacher kicked me out into the hallway for the rest of class, because my drawing of the person next to me was so bad that she refused to believe I wasn't trying to troll her and I couldn't stop laughing

Sometimes I feel very out of touch with games when power washing, being a janitor, and working at a grocery store games are among the most popular

Sharing one last time as the month is almost over!! Get any of my albums for $2 for the next two days! 🎵✨

You could be all by yourself and if you even whisper the word "bidet" someone is gonna appear behind you and start telling you how their ass fountain changed their life and how you absolutely have to get one

I went to Cracker Barrel one time, it was like if you turned a confederate wax museum into a restaurant that served high school cafeteria food

Glad I wasn't the only one wondering

My Lovely Pets: Join Alice as she uses a big fuckin magnifying glass to find her presumably lovely puppy, kitten, and racoon, which she lost at a renaissance festival during christmas or maybe spring, while an insidious glowing cockatoo cooks her alive

Me on Shark Tank: Ok so imagine macaroni but they're huge and there's only like 5 in the box. Allow me to introduce to you: Megaroni.

I regret to inform you that you have been eated

"Made with sea salt" Like I'm supposed to be impressed that you found salt in the sea, get real

How did the Bsky spam bots know these are my 3 favorite topics??

I like to keep a fun timeline and don't want to be another preach-to-the-choir, political barf, like-farming account here, but maintaining a Twitter account is sus at this point If you're staying there for your audience, know that your audience is staying there for you Posting more poop jokes soon

Squid Game S2 + S3 review: Honestly just don't

Had a dream where my dead grandmother told me I'm cringe

Eye see you

🚨 I'm doing my 1st ever charity stream for @gamersoutreach.org & I have some fun goals to hit!🚨 www.twitch.tv/maknch3esy #VtuberSS2025 #Vtuber #CharityStream

Toof

You guys know how I mentioned i was gonna raise money for the ACLU? Let's just say, I'm not alone, and this has turned into a big event with over a dozen different vtubers involved. Here's the campaign link, with more info as well. Also remember, #NoKings tiltify.com/+vtubers-aga...

The only king I acknowledge

When the music alone makes you want to buy a game

Watching Love, Death + Robots S4 and fucking MrBeast appeared CEASE this abominable timeline we have created, if this life is a simulation I demand a reset with a new seed

Drank one of my nephew's Capri Suns and had flashbacks to elementary and middle school cafeterias Call that CapriTSD

Mad that your kid turned out to be gay after you've been feeding them FRUIT juice their whole life? Get real

Ornate candlestick (pardon the background, republican fucks want to give AI 10 years to freely rip my shit so enjoy poisoned images)

That one food you love but the after effects could kill a small animal

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