Needing help to get in to Bard is funny but needing help graduating from Hewitt is way funnier

People posting that if you have a car in NYC and haven’t used it since the snow you don’t actually need it lack critical thinking

What causes the scrunchies to be replaced by claw clips

I wish someone had compiled gymnastics twitter and Reddit’s poorly aged takes on Jordan Chiles’ appeal there were so many

It would make me believe in heaven

I am not going to a staff meeting on 9/11 and I am not going to a training on Halloween please be serious

I just think that if I have a backpack and a tote bag it’s entirely reasonable to put the backpack in the overhead bin. Where else am I supposed to put it?

Lavi Crain wins the junior all-around title at the U.S. Classic. Her 54.450 is the best score for a junior this year. (Only four seniors have scored higher.)

There is someone on the other website who is not divorced, but is engaged to her next husband, who she claims is very hot so people are jealous and he’s not even hot. Also she is addicted to posting. I feel bad for her but also …no one is making you blast your business to 50k people.

I have too many actor friends every time they are on my tv on stage I scream and only pay attention to them

I have seen thousands of Broadway performances and no Tony has been better earned than Sarah Snook in Dorian Gray

Lia Monica Fontaine got a 13.4 on her worst event

My Worlds team today would be Simone Rose UB, Joscelyn Roberson VT BB FX, Jayla Hang AA and Ashlee Sullivan AA

Do you people think Audra McDonald is crying somewhere because she only has the record for Tony awards with six and is the only person who has won every acting category

I’ll never understand why people think suitcases should be a priority within child welfare

Someone at my college reunion thought Livvy Dunne was at the Tokyo Olympics so I took back his diploma

I was at my college reunion all weekend and I need everyone to know I love Simone Biles

Ceechyna feature on the remix where she raps I told him I love short men because I wanted to use him into Cardi rapping I’m so small and tiny he’s so big and tall

Wicked For Good Trailer yes

Morning routine went wrong

Jonathan Joss was so perfect as Chief Ken Hotate on Parks and Rec, a character who loved messing with white people above all else. RIP

Jade Barbosa is pregnant for the first time after raising Flavia Saraiva

120k a year to be Cardi B’s full time driver seems reasonable

I miss Twitter so badly during gymnastics competitions

Vanesa Masova I am now a fan

Nina winning bars and beam is so impressive after all her injuries

Great championships for Ana Barbosu please send some of your consistency to your teammate Jennifer Williams

Camelia Voinea is crashing out at a level never seen before

Jennifer Williams saving her event final hits for Worlds yes

The worst part of this past NCAA season for me was KJ Johnson not competing floor

The mothers of Offset’s other children like Cardi better than him too

Did I make this up or did someone make a calendar with the Worlds gymnastics schedule

Courtney Love signing the anti Patti Lupone letter is sending me

I just had this feeling Nina was going to win no matter what

I would scream is Maisa medalled

Camelia composing a post about how Barb is actually disrespecting the legacy of European gymnastics by qualifying to the bar final

Manila I love you so I need you to get a new bar routine you can hit better so we can have you on the AA podium at Worlds

Taylor Lorenz justifying 9/11 parties (a thing I don’t think really happens) because everyone else is too uninformed to know why people think 9/11 was deserved is so gross to me. She is from Greenwich and in her 40s surely she knows people whose parents died.

I am not voting for Cuomo because in 2005 his child put a Cuomo sticker on me when I was working for Mark Green’s campaign for attorney general

There are some athletes I like and also think are overscored and or overrated

So happy Manila Esposito won the AA at Euros

I would be very amused if Barbosu won the floor title

I miss Jessica Gadirova so much right now

Ruby Evans I feel you can learn a Lopez

Blaming Patti Lupone for no Shuffle Along cast recording

Mary Lou Retton is a dangerous driver even when she’s not drunk: she posted herself driving while watching her daughter’s cheerleading competition

Cardi B’s man is from the same town as my man and I also have a New York mouth we have so much in common

One thing about my mom is that she’ll argue with me even when I am agreeing with her

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