Initial reports on the size of these smaller crafts were no exaggeration. The massive ship hovering in the skies near Baghdad is wide enough to cover an entire city and then some. They bout to get that oil...!

. @sewimperfect.bsky.social I can't believe our trip is less than a week away!!! I'm so excited!!!

Hey @sewimperfect.bsky.social look

I feel seen

Cc @sewimperfect.bsky.social @rjkeats98.bsky.social

This just in from the Leopards Eating People's Faces department.

I just got accepted to the Master of Arts in Teaching program at my undergrad Alma Mater!!! I'm gonna be a teacher!!!

I want to wish a happy #BestFriendsDay to the beet friend I've ever had, @sewimperfect.bsky.social !!!

@sewimperfect.bsky.social @rjkeats98.bsky.social

Hey @sewimperfect.bsky.social I officially got in!

Hey @sewimperfect.bsky.social something you'll probably relate to. My youngest just got a 1340 on his PSAT and finished in the 99th percentile in Math. But all I hear from him is frustration that he missed 3 questions costing him a perfect score on thst portion. He wants to be a math teacher.

@rjkeats98.bsky.social @sewimperfect.bsky.social

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Hey @sewimperfect.bsky.social my youngest got a 1340 on his first PSAT. Without prepping.

. @sewimperfect.bsky.social I bought you a present for our visit and it's KILLING ME to not tell you.

Hey @sewimperfect.bsky.social where do your kitties fit?

I did it. I officially applied to go back to college for an education degree! Thanks for supporting me @sewimperfect.bsky.social! You're my inspiration.

This is a good point @sewimperfect.bsky.social

Happy #Mother'sDay to all the moms out there. Especially my best friend ever @sewimperfect.bsky.social !!!

I messed up dinner. I was making lasagna and when I put in the oven I slid it too far and dumped it all into the oven. Cc @sewimperfect.bsky.social

My youngest just called and asked me to take him on a field trip to Bristol, TN Saturday. That's like a 5+ hour round trip. Of course I said yes. Lol. @sewimperfect.bsky.social

@sewimperfect.bsky.social I'm thinking about going back to school for an education degree. Should I pull the trigger?

My TV died tonight. Cc @sewimperfect.bsky.social

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

From Twitter @sewimperfect.bsky.social

I saw this in the sky tonight and immediately thought "Four astronauts just were there!" I love #NASA

@sewimperfect.bsky.social from Twitter

Oh! Here's that video @sewimperfect.bsky.social . I forgot yesterday. youtu.be/yWLorxdRxRg?...

The kids are alright.

Here's another @sewimperfect.bsky.social

Ok @sewimperfect.bsky.social , just one more

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Hey @sewimperfect.bsky.social I thought you'd get a kick out of this.

Lol cc @sewimperfect.bsky.social

So many things, right @sewimperfect.bsky.social ?

Ancient Astronaut Theory.

@sewimperfect.bsky.social You'll probably love the costumes in thos performance. youtu.be/yWLorxdRxRg?...

youtu.be/lIY2MuCl9eo?... @sewimperfect.bsky.social These took me back!

What is the greatest cover song ever and Why is it "Hurt" by Johnny Cash? #Hurt #JohnnyCash #NIN

This is the greatest breakup-still-in-love song ever. open.spotify.com/track/00ScPp...

Here's hoping that, during the SOTU, one of the Epstein suvivors stands up and hollers, "You son of a bitch, you fucked me when I was 14!" I mean, here's really hoping.

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