As Halloween draws closer, we want to give you a piece of advice borne from experience... Don't fuck the pumpkin. It's not going to be as good as you think it is, it's gonna be too firm, kinda cold, and uncomfortable. It's just not worth it. This has been a PSA.

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Had a pretty good birfday.

Bit of a special interest video, about 20 minutes, but a lot more raw and behind-the-scenes than usual. Once again, released on OnlyFans first for a week, then everywhere else (like telegram!) for free in a week. Enjoy the teaser! onlyfans.com/1867670593/s...

Posted part 1 of my and Silver's outdoor fun times over on telegram (t.me/shapedlight2). Go lookie! Here's a teaser.

The full (Part 1) is up on my Only Fans for a week, before it's released fully and for free here, and everywhere else. So, you can pay ten bucks to see it early, or wait a week to see one buck destroy me while I try (I swear I tried) to stay quiet outside! onlyfans.com/1854605882/s...

for the mericans, it's a long shot - i cant sign it.

Some shots of my most recent shoot, over on t.me/shapedlight2. Featuring @angypawsad.bsky.social's fantastic thigh-high socks! You don't get better investments in the sock market than these. ouo Trust, but verify.

Ignore my messy fuckin' room, that the tattoo is fading, and instead check out the radically great shirt from an artist I highly admire.

Sharing some quick pictures over on my -new- telegram group, t.me/shapedlight2. Also, shout out to @angypawsad.bsky.social for keeping my sock portfolio fully secure and lookin' better than ever! (Again, their thigh highs really DO go thigh high! Not sponsored. Just a fan.)

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Setting up a new telegram channel and group.

Added another layer to my wrist-mounted phone holster... thing. It's pretty neat, and this extra layer should help alleviate wrist strain, especially if worn with clothing. Still working on trying to get my telegram account back, chances seem very very slim.

One of our telegram accounts got deleted (Fuzzy, for those of you in contact), we're working on an appeal but for the time being things might be a bit complicated and slow. Please have patience.

Telegram channel got banned. Sent an appeal. Telegram account got banned. Sent an appeal. Also a LOT of south African and Columbian IPs tried to access my Microsoft account around the same time, so yay on that. I think I might be being targeted, I'll keep you updated.

Coming Soon...

Thinking about autistic people not recognising signs of flirting because they think the other person is just being nice. On the flip side, what if those people who think people expect sex just because they're being nice are also just as autistic? I mean it'd make sense, right?

piggybacking off this: the most powerful sales technique in the world, for pretty much all of human history, has been word of mouth. If you like something someone made, TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Tell everyone. Leave reviews. Repost. Talk about it. Link to it and link to the artist. We depend on YOU.

Call me egocentric, but I just nominated Inflatable Maverick (@akifutoys.bsky.social) for the 2025 AltStar Awards @altpornnet.bsky.social #altstarawards - Presented by @bad-dragon.com - Support Your Favorites Here: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

I just had the thought that the ease-of-access alt descriptions of Bsky posts would probably make them way easier for A.I art scrapers to identify pictures and themes and stuff, and I hate that I had that thought. Hundreds of pictures, described in detail by those posting them. Fuck.

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So I had a wakeup call with my boys over on Discord, and decided to take some screenshots!

A few more for you thigh-high lovers out there~

Gotta give big ups (uppies?) to @angypawsad.bsky.social for their incredible thick thigh high socks that ACTUALLY reach the thigh. Never invest in any other sock share, go with the Angy paws sock portfolio every time.

Merry christmas, everybody! This was posted over the last few days over on my telegram, t.me/shapedlight. Go enjoy any other stupid posts I make!

New video is up, happy halloween! Links: t.me/Shapedlight pornhub.com/model/shaped... onlyfans.com/shapedlight It's free, as with all my content. I don't believe in keeping things behind a paywall forever - early access, I can kinda get behind. Regardless, enjoy the video! Here's one frame.

Just tell us where the pain is so we can make it worse Just tell us where the pain is so we can feel it first

Just four? Okay, let's go!

Let's see how many images Bsky can handle! I made myself a cyberpunk mask (two, actually) for Eurofurence, and figured this might be a nice way of showin' it off. Well... it and myself, I suppose. <:

I got my halloween video out a little early, so enjoy! Phew, it was a lot. Like... a lot of a lot. www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...

I really like my new scarf, but my neck isn't cold. Hmm...

Man I dunno, mornings are hard.

Dick and/or butt. Take your pick.

So I tested out a friend's fucking machine yesterday. Goddamn, it was... pretty great. Now I just have to try it with something a bit more substantial.

Well, since I'm here...