I’m getting caught up on two seasons of Mormon Wives. I am LOVING watching Jessi’s husband on his high horse about cheating knowing he’s a verbally abusive POS who pays for sex workers. 😇

We drove past an apartment complex that was near a coffee shop/breakfast spot and I was like “wow I could live there and just not gaf about anything and go get coffee and read my book…..” anyway if this is your situation and you’re wishing for a mortgage maybe… don’t. 😭🫠

“Why are you mad at me I took the kids” Yeah. For an hour. And then I came home and did dishes for 20 minutes to clean up everything you left for tomorrow. Because otherwise there would be no milk cups or water cups or just clean dishes in general. You did not do THE JOB ™

The United States is in an unprecedented crisis. A convicted criminal has attained the presidency. And he has decided that a crime is not a crime if it is committed on his behalf.

I am pulling a selfish and staying up too late and drinking wine because T will FINALLY be back tomorrow after the longest stomach bug with both boys.

T and I met up with one of my sales reps in AZ and yep. I am as attracted to him as I thought 🫠

I tagged along on a trip to AZ with T. My parents have the kids. I did not try on any bathing suits, just grabbed the two on top. I am very worried I’ll be showing accidental areola at some point today 😅

“Do you think the park is going to be super busy?” I need to make a coffee table book of stupid questions men ask women.

Is anyone thinking about all of the influencer podcaster dudes that won’t be able to kickstart their careers now that the season is cancelled?????

I book the first appointment of the day so I’m not sitting a waiting. 😵‍💫

Me: oh my god I can’t believe he’s coughing again T: so? He was coughing 2-3 nights ago. Me: yeah that was theleftover cough from the cold you brought home. Which means this is a new cough. So he’s freshly sick. T: *shrugs* hey do you know why my humidifier…

T and I finally stopped fighting just in time for him to start traveling again. ✌🏻

T and I have been fighting a lot recently and it’s exhausting and I just don’t think this will ever stop. We both wish the other person were different people and that’s just never going to change.

Brother is running the LA marathon. SIL is running the LA half. I love that they both love running but they run at completely different paces so they can’t run together ever 🤣

I went to see The Notebook the musical last night and although it was quite good, the missed sleep was not worth it.

Texting a neighbor teen about dog sitting. Why does it feel SO weird/like I’m not old enough to be doing this? I’m not a regular neighbor, I’m a cool neighbor!

could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel

My five year old noticed there were a lot more ships outside of the major naval base we live across the water from. Hmmm I wonder why….

Trying to help my mom plan my dad’s retirement party. He’s been a high school choir director for 36 years. He really doesn’t want a party. But I think it will be really incredible for him to see people from so many years coming together.

If the man in charge isn’t going to adhere to the whole checks and balances thing then MAYBE he shouldn’t be the person in charge anymore. Maybe none of them should be??? I don’t know. Just seems like a good reason to get fired.

Shea threw up at school (he seems fine) Micah burned his finger on a pan flipping a pancake Ruby got up on the counter and ate the cookies Micah got from school Can everybody please just STOP????

I’m about to book a trip to AZ and call it a work trip so I can also travel for my job.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

I didn’t want to parent like this. Alone a lot of the time. I never saw this as my future. I’m just over it. It’s too hard.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

I’m so glad T came home last weekend and brought some mystery cough combined with 12 hour stomach bug and gave it to both kids and then left again. 🙃

Republicans want license plate fees to go to Turning Point and a Charlie Kirk statue. The US government is funding a cult. Put it right next to the Epstein statue. November can’t come soon enough.

ICYMI — another L For the regime

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

If I was on LIB and the man that just proposed to me said “LETS GO!!!” after I said yes….. I’d take it back.

This wine was quite excellent. I love a red mountain wine.

T is home for THREE days and then leaves for another week. So of course he’s now got a man cold and can’t function.

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Is demon copperhead depressing like The Goldfinch? I don’t know if I’ve got it in me right now.

I started listening to All Boys Aren’t Blue today and YIKES I am going to be sobbing through all 5 hours I think.

The theater chain made it very clear that an AI-made short called "Thanksgiving Day" would not be running in front of any of its movies. www.avclub.com/amc-rejects-...

Mommy Micah date ♥️

Hey guys, just a reminder, the devil doesn’t need an advocate. ♥️

I just want another reality that I can pop into every once in a while.

I am SO glad they stuck to the book storyline for this season of Bridgerton (so far). This was such a good retelling of Cinderella. I only read the first four or five, but this one was my favorite.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

So I was at a play date. Her husband is traveling for work a bunch this month too. I complimented the valentines flowers she had and she shows me the note that came with it. She explains her husband used to write nice notes and letters to her all the time but hasn’t in years.

Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!) This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

A mom I know has a sitter twice in the weekend so she can get some me time and I’m just like… wait. I can do that??? ICAN DO THAT?!? But I also would feel so guilty. My kids are in daycare already. I feel like I should want to be with them. But it is exhausting. *sigh*

I need a mommy makeover so bad. But all I really need is a weekend nanny for like six months so I can actually take care of myself on the weekends. 🥲

NEW MEXICO has banned ICE detention centers. The Immigration Safety Act was approved by the Senate, 24-15.

Shea has hives????? wtf is going on.

HEY SO KIDS ARE EXHAUSTING.

Republicans have been saying for years we need to bring back public pexecutikn. I’ve never agreed until I read about things from the Epstein files. And now I’m pro. Otherwise people will keep doing these crimes.