Apologies for my absence. I am a parent now.

Tragedy fits me.

I don't know what I did but my Biograft is mad at me, and he went to my friend's house to stay there instead.

I am NOT back.

Uh... I went through some stuff Hi I'm back

...

How's everyone doing?

Hey, it's been a while huh?

Happy Easter, I just put a bunch of eggs around crossroads. Find them for some cool items I guess.

I have an announcement to make. I will be stepping back from Phights as it's been unbearably painful to me now that my lag has gotten worse.

Maybe in another universe, I wouldn't be as pathetic as I am here.

I miss my wife.

"The world may villainize you for past actions, but as long as they were for the betterment of yourself or others, it doesn't matter. Be proud of your actions and don't let negative labels affect you. just like me when I left BlackRock for a better life "

He's been threatening me after he left my account alone...

Hey again, how's everyone doing..?

I was thinking of making a new account, don't know what you guys did but I got this one back 🎉.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS APP SUCKS, YOU INPHERNALS ARE ANNOYING IM LEAVING

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Now that I have their account, I should say something so horrendous that it can get this account banned, should I not?

Ugh people here are SO RUDE

GREETINGS! SAY HI TO ME!!

Happy April Fool's, I don't have any tricks up my sleeves today.

Haven't heard of Coil and Pint for a while, I hope they're fine.

Guys, I'm gay.

I looked away for a minute and this dude got my phone.

LAGKIT IS OUT WITH STAB FOR SOME WORKS. I AM BORED.

ALL OF THEIR PHOTOS ON THIS PHONE ARE JUST VINE STAB AND ME...

GREETINGS, LAGKIT HAS LEFT THEIR PHONE IN THE LIVING ROOM. I HOPE THEY WON'T MIND ME USING IT.

I haven't been coming to Phight recently, I just don't feel like it.

I miss my wife, she's out for Phights again.

PARODY SWAP EVENT

Here comes a thought. (/Lyrc)

“ Negativity can surely blind you like a fog, but your friends and family who truly cares about you will help you see more clearly through it. There are always people who care and love you, no matter how thick the fog it may seem. -💚 "

On one hand, I'm proud of you for getting a husband. On the other hand, stop putting chainsaws in my bedroom. It is NOT a garage.

❤️ Day #38 Sword x Duct tape x Wall ( Trapped forever ) This ship can be platonic and a secret 2nd option! Request by - Sword Hater Anon [ #phighting ]

I miss Babagraft.

I honestly need a break from everything.

🤍 THIS ISN'T LIKE- FAVORITISM OR ANYTHING !!! for people in the lower teirs it's not me saying I do not like you/your muse/your account it's just like, oh my Medkit wouldn't wanna be on a team w/ them in a Phight. but it's ZERO hate/dislike on any of them in any way shape or form. it's all for fun !

[ i finished this a while ago whoops ]

They just decided that they'll celebrate my late spawnday today, so I guess... Happy late spawnday to me.

" If you get the urge to do anything you shouldn't, take a break, take a step back. Talk to a friend, look at something you like. I know it can be difficult, but you are capable. I know you are. And if you do need help, I'll gladly patch you up. It's ok, and I'm proud of you -❤️‍🩹"

That was... Something.

// Okay I didn't know Hyperlaser l's spawnday is tomorrow erm

... They're planning to celebrate my spawnday soon since I didn't get to do that...

hi bsky i come w more art

This place is a bit more quiet than before.

- STRAWPAGE - lagkitsmailbox.straw.page

Hey, uh .... Does anybody miss me? I doubt that but I'm just curious.

It's ... Good to be home...

📌 PIN "Here comes the burden of the team. Don't expect much from me." // PHIGHTING PARODY // MEDKIT SONA