i look so cool....

(( sorry for the inactivity gang, i've been more active on twitter. but very good things have happened :D also ADMIN IS NO LONGER SINGLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'M TEAM TRAGEDY I LIKE WATCHING THINGS THAT MAKE ME SOB, UH. YEAH >B)

do i kiss men or do i cry in my room...

(( hey i wonder who made this account, hmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm

(( admin might get a girlfriend soon 👅

oh gods I'M SO FUCKING HOOOOTTTTT AAHGSAHGEWHSGHWJDSGHJ WHERES THE DAMN A.C

ouuuughhhh i no feel good B(

so real i hate those little shits

i fucking hate babies.

should i eat rocks

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. I need to make battery acid spaghetti

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have i told you guys how much i love men

(( saw the minecraft movie, 8/10, steve and garrett should've kissed

" Hey, Things might blow up in your face (like my arm) but that's totally fine! Got a whole new (and fuckin' awesome) arm, and I kept pushin forward! So. If somethin' goes wrong, see what you can make of it. and go out with a bang! -🚀 "

day four without sword, i'm gonna become emo at this rate vro

day three without sword. i'm going to visit our favorite bar.

day two without sword, do you think gambling is a good idea

day one without sword, i've already turned to addiction

my bloxxy cola addiction gets worse everyday

(( IS..... IS THAT A HEATHERS REF.....

meow

hi gays

🐿️ i would also like to say if you're struggling and in need of help, please check out these hotlines. you are loved no matter what happens

What was up with that 'Poseidon' guy? People there kept asking me about him, like- idk who that is????

wow, that was weird. uh, anybody know what a 'greece' is..?

** EVENT END **

almost got jumped, apoligies for the earthquake earlier, i got a bit pissed at the offenders

OH, While i'm here, does anyone have advice on how to get rid of a crush..?

I hate to say it, but I miss Zeus

I wonder if there's any other gods here....

zeeus..? anyone..? Telemachus..??

(( sleep time

It's... A bit lonely without my siblings

(( he's handling this a lot better than rocket lol

Uh... Where am I?

PARODY SWAP EVENT

**A shift in the tides...**

(( doctor isit i got eyedrops and popsicles 🔥

(( hi rocket main here, so i'm sick irl and apparently i MIGht have pinkeye so fuck my life. I JUST WANTED A NICE WEEK BUT NOOOOO I'M SICK AND NOW MY EYE IS FUCKED UP

swallowing hurrrttssss............

ougughhhhh the plague...... venomshank WHY.............

dni cheese likers.

eepy....

guys i tried to go swimming and i almost ate sand 💔

(( hey guys go follow my EPIC parody acc :) x.com/GET_INTHEWATER

uh... wow it's... so beautiful!!!!