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Happy to announce I’ve been cast in the role of Jake Paul in my friend’s murder mystery dinner lmfao

Dit is allemaal een afleidingsmanoeuvre van de FIFA zodat er ongemerkt nog meer in het voordeel van Argentinië gefloten kan worden

Huh waarom heeft Canada maar 3 verdedigers?

Getting your wisdom teeth extracted sucks. What do you mean I can’t eat, exercise or play trumpet. Those are all my hobbies man

Jullie snappen het niet dit is ook allemaal onderdeel van het Ronald-no Keikaku-wa

Zo blij dat ik niet wakker ben gebleven want ik zou ziedend geweest zijn (nu alleen verdrietig)

This heat is not doable man

- failed my driving exam - contract not extended - wisdom teeth need extraction - wasps nest on my balcony Welcome back Egyptians

Wim T Schippers couldn’t stop winning

Het is cooked

Nederland kan niet aanvallen door die afschuwelijke fluorescerende tenues

Oké maar wat áls he

Do you ever just wanna take a 6 months sabbatical to play World of Warcraft full time

Amsterdam walkable? This city has the worst walkers on the planet

“Ook speelt generationele vervanging een rol. Dit is wanneer nieuwe generaties kiezers, die meer belang hechten aan culturele standpunten, oudere generaties kiezers vervangen die meer om sociaaleconomische kwesties geven.” | Maar dit is toch de crux? Ik heb niet het idee dat het om individuen gaat.

People sometimes tell me I look like this mfer but I’ve got a shitton of mewing and hammering to do before that’s true tbh

mfw I forgot to do Georgian alphabet practice on Anki for a couple days and I see ONE HUNDRED SIXTY cards in the backlog

Im so due for winning the lottery

My jazz combo is getting some lessons from a conservatory student and he had us sight read a tune he wrote. I asked him whether he gave me C sheet vs Bb sheet on purpose and he was like “yeah man this is gonna happen to you a lot as a trumpet player” what a legend

If I did everything people say you should “just do for 10 minutes every day” I would have second goddamn full time job

Omfg I won an online game of Warcraft 3

“spec driven dev” doesn’t make sense. It’s unnatural to do armchair thinking vs just coding some tests and functions and let the implementation become obvious through that. Its like a painter not being allowed to touch the canvas before the whole painting is in their head. Nobody works like that!!!

I wanna be in a history book with a picture of me working in my IDE with a caption like “A Luddite software developer programming in an ‘IDE’ circa 2026, this way of working would become obsolete within the next year (Colorized)”

Every year at the World Press Photo post-it wall, there are a couple of these fuckass post-its complaining about how the exhibition is “too negative”. To whoever wrote this: this exhibition is not for or about your ignorant ass

Can anyone explain to me why it seems impossible for parcel shops to be open at their listed opening times?

It’s absurd but the Super Auto Pets sounds are kind of a trigger for me because when I got fucked up in a bike accident and was depressed in Germany I was just watching SAP videos all the time. A clip of SAP played on my phone just now and I was like wtf turn that shit off man

Check this out man, I got my horns enchanted

In a classic jazz quintet it’s clearly like drums -> tank, bass -> healer, trumpet/sax -> DPS, piano -> DPS (off-heal). Right?

Have I been sleeping on Betty Carter? What an amazing singer

This one goes crazy for linguistics, I think almost every gen pop belief about language is wrong in some way. eg that sign language was invented (it wasn’t) and stuff like that.

Waarom hoor ik de term ‘causaliteitsmafia’ zo vaak recent? Wat is het alternatief voor causaliteit? Gewoon YOLO conclusies trekken zonder adequate verantwoording?

Just had an epic interaction. Some guy: “Did you order this weather?” - “No man but if I did I’d like to return it.” Guy: “luckily we got houses and stuff” - “Yeah man”

Sick picture of me playing jazz with friends just dropped

I got UFO50 on the switch, god what a masterpiece. Makes me feel like a kid again playing these old school hard af games.

Ohhhh mijn fucking god kan IEMAND autoscaling aanzetten bij de belastingdienst

Oké misschien is dit naïef: <10% rendement —> belasting op daadwerkelijk ongerealiseerd >=10% rendement —> belasting op fictief ongerealiseerd rendement 10% Kies percentage hoe je wil op basis van eerlijkheid/belastinginkomsten/whatever. What am I missing? Dit lost alles op toch??

Als iemand van ShinyHunters dit leest: jullie hebben m’n IBAN gun Robin Hood stijl

I’m now viewing content the way god intended: via an RSS feed. Anyone got recs???

I’m now viewing content the way god intended: via an RSS feed. Anyone got recs???

So incredibly frustrating about working with AI in non-R&D industry: business comes to you with a use-case that has no data and no clear business value a priori and expect you to cook up something of value. In these cases often the best you can do is just zero-shot and pray…

The best thing about @rmcelreath.bsky.social ‘s YouTube lecture on statistics is the jokes and also the fact you can’t hear/see the class so it sounds like they’re just no-selling every single one

Ik snap niet dat de NOS ervoor kiest de meest dodelijke saaie sporten uit te zenden (skischansspringen, langlaufen) en niet epische spannende sporten (curling)

Waarom heeft niemand het hierover

I love that companies keep your data for 5 years for no reason: in case there’s a massive data breach a year after you’ve left the company they can still fuck you over!

Season 2 episode 2 of Andor is so hilariously bad… It’s obvious it was written during the writer’s strike.

I love the Olympics man… it’s chock full of narrative. Underdogs, rivalries, sacrifice it’s got it all.

I’ve got a new Minimalist Program: don’t hang out with human traffickers

Im getting pelted by recruiters on LinkedIn but it’s literally all horrible consultancy jobs that pay terrible

Why even allow me to pick a pick-up point if you’re just gonna deliver it to bumfuck nowhere anyway?