It wouldn’t be Nerd Prom without a school shooter

How mad do you think Fidel Castro was when he got assigned to be Trump’s guardian angel?

To any Palantir employees just now *starting* to wonder if you’re the bad guys… YES! Of course you are. You’ve profited from the creation of a killer technofascist panopticon. Quit your jobs and redeem yourselves while you still can.

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

Probably just a coincidence that this looks like the Death Star

Trump is crashing out about NATO like Steve Martin at the end of The Jerk

Shakedown Gangster diplomacy in full swing

Any future Luigi’s in search of a perfect villain?

I spent the last week writing up this essay on what it means to be trans in this moment. What it means to live under authoritarianism as the scapegoated minority of the moment and how it feels inescapable as an infinite loop. www.thedissident.news/exit-conditi...

Draw smeagle likes one of your French girls preciousss

Today on Carousel of Ghouls, big shake ups at Ghoul Villa! One ghoul falls, another rises. Will this year’s Ghoulapalooza be a total disaster? Tune in at 9 to find out!

Ah yes, who could forget that famous George Orwell quote, “Fascism is good and we should all be grateful for it.”

Sure would be cool to have a Supreme Court that actually enforced Separation of Church and State!

What shall I say, brothers? Alas for your history! And death for a civilization that lives On destruction—and blood. -Salem Jubran “On American Indians”

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

Wasn’t the war powers resolution vote scheduled for Monday in the house?

Next Dem administration needs an FTC chair who will force the Ellison’s to sell CBS and WB, or at minimum CBS News and CNN.

This is cruel & unusual punishment, which is expressly unconstitutional!

But wait, my uncle told me last July that bombing Iran would set them back “a decade at least.” How can this be?!

Just brazen theft at this point

Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of history’s pre-eminent mass murderers

Boy it sure would be terrible if some anonymous heroes burnt these warehouses to the ground before they could be turned into Dachau 2

I would bet money that the “person close to Trump” is Melania. I think she’s been his handler this whole time.

Hell yeah, this rocks. Nithya for mayor!

Skill issue!

Yet you all called me crazy when I said that deer were aliens sent to prepare earth for colonization

If I were Bovino I’d be pretty scared right now. We all know what Kristi Noem does to dogs that can’t hunt.

to be clear this shouldn't be finished until this administration collapses

Yes, it’s good to see Bovino taking a fall, but keep in mind he’s the guy they set up to take the fall. The domino set just far enough from the rest of the chain that tipping him over doesn’t cause a collapse. Don’t let them sate your hunger for justice with one sacrificial lamb.

DOJ using the Klan Act to selectively prosecute some people legally protesting a church for being run by a man who wears a mask while harassing and kidnapping people all over town is some real Next Level Putinization shit

Need to commission an illustrator to draw Kash Patel and the head of MI5 snuggled up on a jet ski, so that I’m not tempted to ask AI to do it for me.

Guess S.S. stands for Shorty Squad

If any candidate who thinks they might lose can launch a preemptive lawsuit attacking a state’s election rules, won’t this just turn every election into a chaotic vortex of competing lawsuits?

hard to see another country living your dream

With a national culture this paranoid, insecure and reactionary, we need to fully eradicate “reasonable fear” as a legal standard for murderous self-defense.

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

Call me crazy, but I don’t know that I want a company whose motto was “Move Fast & Break Things,” building nuclear reactors

The chair behind the president’s desk in the Oval Office should be electrified, and we should all have an app on our phones that lets us vote once a day whether to flip the switch. If 2/3rds vote yes, the president is toast.

I guess it’s good to know that if I am ever murdered by an ICE agent, they’ll spin it so I sound way more badass and heroic than I actually am. “Suspect was not, in fact, an unarmed coward fleeing in fear for his life, he was actually an extremely dangerous & handsome revolutionary!”

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

What incentive do democratic-led states have to continue as part of the United States, aside from fear of military invasion? In what ways do they benefit at all from being donor states to a federal gov’t that actively hate them even as they’re the beating heart & brain of the national economy?

Dead serious: Someone needs to convince the military to do It to Trump’s entire cabinet.

Stephen Miller is Trump’s most important and influential aide because he channels and shares the president’s worldview. His cold-blooded assessment that might makes right is the one immutable law of history and is now the guiding concept behind US foreign policy…

Got baited by some Blue Maga bs and now I’m blocked by the author of Lamb. We live and we learn.

Big night for getting into weird threaded convos with writers way more famous than me!

Pretty sure I’ve seen Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer getting spit on by a Dom in a Trump mask at the same fetish club in NYC

We need more people like these guys and fewer people like the head editors of the NYT and WaPo

We need an anti-Pulitzer award to give annually to the worst piece of journalistic cowardice

Except Trump immediately sabotaged this (false) argument by declaring himself in charge of Venezuela & promising to annex the oil reserves for American oil companies.