@mirandamundt.bsky.social Is it better to buy your books from you directly vs a place like Amazon?

My Meh shirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my Meh shirt.

Also hello from Boston

I made a quick stop at the Boston Aquarium last night after dinner

I got to "revealed he cheated" and thought "well I guess he's honest?" Then I got to the rest of the sentence and...wow.

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/lyuFLU2Zqz0?...

I have visited the cafe car. I have nothing else to report. #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak

The wifi here is a lot slower than I expe....

Me, earlier today: Huh, this shirt is cut a lot higher than I remembered. Oh well. Me, an hour and a half later, catching my reflection in a window on the train: Shit, it's on backwards. #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak

(As we descend into the tunnel towards NY Penn Station) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! UNDER THE RIVER! SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!!!! #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak

Despite the delays I have made it on board. I'm on an Acela NextGen and it is pretty nice. At least based on the few minutes I spent walking to my seat. But I will be checking the cafe car and bathrooms later. #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak

Standing outside waiting for the train with wet hair in below freezing temperatures was a bad idea. #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak

Starting off in Newark Penn. Pretty much every train here is either delayed or cancelled (mine is just delayed). Still, better than the airport! #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak

I'm taking an @amtrak.com train to Boston today and if you followed me on Twitter, you know what that means. It's time for #RandomSkeetsOnAmtrak!

As someone who will be in Boston the rest of the week, I am praying for Boston to lose

Charlie Puth, what is this weird electronic sound effect you've got going on for the national anthem?

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1) Negotiation and Dispute Resolution 2) TV Criticism 3) Writing For Radio 4) Copyright and Culture 5) Comparative Literature: Mysteries. (I was a computer science major)

This is who runs this account. (In my defense, the photographer told me to open up my eyes wide and have a huge smile)

@johnrogers.bsky.social What is Elliot's secret chili recipe and where did it come from?

I got a haircut today! I think we cut off like an inch and a half? Maybe more? Also apparently my curl pattern has changed from type 3 to type 2 and texture from coarse to fine so basically everything is different now. Yay transition?

I'm going to be in Boston near the aquarium in a few weeks for a work thing and I have a couple hours in the afternoon for two days and I'm trying to find the most unique/weird things to do with my time. Who's got suggestions?

Look I've gone on record as saying I'm not the biggest fan of Dylan (nothing against her personally, but I wish other trans voices got the attention she did) but she's definitely got the Broadway chops. Plus one of the creators is non-binary so..... basically go fuck yourselves, haters.

I've been cooking my way through Nisha Vora recipes the last couple of weeks and made this tonight. The tofu alone might be the best I've ever made. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/7649...

No. No no no no no no no. No. Absolutely no.

And with that, the need for me to follow the football season comes to a close.

@wing2j.bsky.social we're only listening to the game on radio, can you explain what just happened at the end there?

In the rush to take my pants off to use the bathroom, my thumb got caught in a belt loop, so when I pushed down my thumb went backwards. Needed physical therapy for that one. I've also burned my nose drinking tea, cut my lip on a bagel, and hit my head on the serrated part of a toilet paper holder.

It's really good that I still remember my zip code from when I went to school in Philadelphia because....reasons. Involving accounts.

Telling my kids about the new season of Jet Lag: The Game Me: So @adamchase.bsky.social is the first hider. Kid: I bet he hid near a castle.

Tonight's dinner: I made spinach ricotta stuffed shells with homemade San Marzano marinara sauce

Me to my wife: what should I do with all this leftover apple cider? I guess I could make apple cider caramels... My wife: ...I can't think of a reason you shouldn't do that.

Here's a fun game: watch an episode of Scrubs and see how many HIPAA violations you spot.

Yes to everything here but also once again WHY WOULD YOU GET JEFFREY "EXPOSED MYSELF ON ZOOM" TOOBIN TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE

There's something very ironic that of all the people to write an article about Thomas Goldstein, the poker playing lawyer who also had a number of extramarital affairs, the New York Times picked *Jeffrey Toobin*

This is always the hardest week

FlightRadar24's Santa tracker puts him in Germany. NORAD's tracker has him in Africa. Who's right?!?!?

Joining the over 30 selfie thread 40!

It's a great day when you get to deal with the police department of two different towns and the fire department of one all on the same day.

I am still in awe that Christian Dueñas has gone from the guy who called in to JJGo to share that his grandpa likes talking dog movies to being on the board of directors for @maximumfun.org. This guy is awesome.

Happy last night of Chanukah! On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauce

Octuple fuck this

You know, sometimes I say "get fucked" and sometimes I *really* say GET FUCKED.

My Canadian coworker: Boxing Day isn't an American holiday? Me: No, I'm sorry we're not capitalist enough for you, *said no one about the US ever*

I've owned this menorah since my bar mitzvah 27 years ago. Tonight it shines again.

I attack the darkness

Anyway today I went to my kids' school to celebrate them getting their first book of Torah. Some happiness in the day.

I am just getting....so tired of reading news about Jews being killed or attacked. Make it stop, please

@maggiesox.bsky.social I had a bunch of work meetings so I missed a lot of songs. I was pleasantly surprised to see the Cake cover so high up

doing one final gofundme post, we're only three hundo away from our final goal! all donations extremely super appreciated for helping us two gals get set up in our brand new city! gofund.me/5534b4d24

Continuing my best attempt to kick dysphoria's ass.