i was scrolling through my reposts on insta (bc i’m so funny sometimes) and now i only have 5 mins left of screen time. why have i been cursed with hilarity and comedy?

similar thing happened today except i’ve been off sick. i fucking hate this job and how they do not tell us when we’re working until we’re fucking late, i’m already searching for a new one cause this is just pissing me off so much

don’t know if i have anyone on here that’s interested in #wordofhonor but i have a fic up about them! #wenzhou archiveofourown.org/works/72224131

one of the hottest men alive- WHO SAID THAT??

chapter 2 is now up!! enjoy!! #wangxian #theuntamed

part 2 will be up in an hour!!!! so excited about this as i’ve been working on it for several weeks now!! little sneak peak of the chapter to tide everyone over archiveofourown.org/works/66197521 #wangxian #theuntamed

YOONGI WHAT RHE FHCK AAAHDJAKDKAKJDJANS

MCR IN SCOTLAND HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOO

i downloaded a dating app and this is so scary idk why

i slept in and was late to work by about 2 hours 😭 but in my defence i didn’t know i was working today until my manager messaged me asking if i was okay. but i need to go in tomorrow for a couple of hours but its all good i get money at the end of the day so that’s great

Orange might die </3 A hard truth about his situation He’ll undergo 2 surgery. Praying he can make it. We need a lot of support for his Bills. Comms up & donation here: ko-fi.com/gwetswage Also FREE COMMS! Just share this & DM Help me keep Orange a little longer pls T.T 💕💸 #mutualaid #cat #help

does anyone have any photos of yoongi’s handwriting? especially if it’s in english, it’s an idea for my first tattoo! (which i’ve been wanting for months and still haven’t made an appointment or anything haha)

This is a hate crime.

that was absolutely awful. went right into my headphones instead of playing out loud.

my nickname when i was a baby was gummy cause i didn’t get teeth until i was 2-3yrs old… the similarities between me and yoongi 🥺 we’re both gummy.

saw a baby bunny and a crow yesterday… wei ying and little a-yuan 🥺

tell me why tf i just saw an a/i generated photo of fem fk PREGNANT???? on insta, no surprise there whatsoever

just had an interview for a job and the interviewer was so pretty… she had tattoos on her shoulders and omg i’m in love i hope i don’t actually get the job bc i don’t think id be able to act normal around her holy shit

#WangXian 💙❤️ #mdzs #officialart #mxtx

i found them…

i’ve somehow lost my fucking glasses and i don’t know how

aahhhh 321 kudos on my #wangxian fic thank you so much!!! archiveofourown.org/works/66197521

i’ve somehow lost my fucking glasses and i don’t know how

i hate when i’m drunk and my head like squeezes together its really annoying and weird

i think i’m sitting next to a first date…

at a pub waiting for a battle of the bands to start. meant to start at 8 and it’s 9:15 right now… the last bus home is at 11:15 and i want to see the bands before i leave pls

ahhh yes, Fell Out Boy. big pop punk band, think they wrote misery business

i love how everyone on twitter is just agreeing that yoongi is pregnant… that man is pregnant

uarmyhope’s photo dump on Instagram, 250821 More photos here: 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DNnRLMqRGVF/

‘thank you j-hope’ we say together. (namjoons hand on yoongi’s shoulder…)

fucking knew it uquiz.com/quiz/sQYBy7/...

can fanfic writers use ko-fi and similar websites?? i can’t remember if i’ve seen ko-fi links in the notes in ao3 works. is it legal?? will it count as making a profit from fanfics, which i know is illegal whereas fan art isn’t? can someone let me know pls!

Oops-

it is actually really disappointing to see massive companies using A/I. there is so much information out there about the damage it is doing to our planet that we are already damaging with our pollution and the climate.

Missing them. Can’t wait to see a new family picture!! Also… what do you think would be their first endorsement as a group? 🤔 #방탄소년단 #BTS #DailyBTS #DailyBangtan #BOTD #BangtanOfTheDay

really annoying when people think they know better than you in a specific situation. like my mam and sister think they now more about my college and course when they DON’T, it’s actually pissing me off.

funny song i’m listening to when there’s thunder outside

the hardest part of writing omegaverse is the different scents

another wee snippet of always… it’s getting longer and i might need to up my predicted chapters. went from 3 to 4/5, but we shall see

US painter Samantha French, Breathing at the surface, 2010 #WomensArt Stay cool people! 💦 #Heatwave

researching when the boys had their military service is so weird cause i was ‘oh seokjin went off the other year’ and it was 2022??!! absolutely mental

Just wanted to send a reminder that Hobi slayed his verse in this song. music.apple.com/us/album/huh...

alright update, the bin didn’t get stolen but eaten by the scaffy which is actually common but it’s surprising that we got a bin so quickly.