Today boyfriend referred to his own waist as “svelte”

Everyone says Brach’s conversation hearts taste like chalk. They are so good they do not taste like chalk. Except maybe like chalk that’s just the teeniest tiniest bit damp so it glides a little smoother then it writes. They melt in your mouth.

Im at four packs a day

He bought flowers for me AND my little sister

SNL 50 press is bringing me so much joy

Claimed it was necessary to stand this close for the opening credits of Watchmen

Love that every Super Bowl ad is like “why don’t we try to be nice to young girls”

My biggest fear is having to sit through the movie trailers at an R rated film. Everything’s too scary.

Michael Longfellowwwwwww 🥰

They need to make Letterboxd for video essays on YouTube. Then I’d finally be able to log more than my bf.

Whenever my boyfriend asks me to get the show or movie set up I’m momentarily taken aback. Like that is not my job.

If challengers was still in theaters I’d probably still be going like twice a week

My boyfriend keeps making the same joke every time we watch SNL “Gracie Abrams should tear up a picture of the pope”. “Shaboozy should tear up a picture of the pope”. “Jelly Roll should tear up a picture of the pope”.

Do Daleks poop? Please advise.

I know this isn’t necessary the popular take but I feel like this season SNL in on the upswing. I think this current cast is the start of a great SNL era.

I literally cannot believe that we live in a timeline where Trisha Paytas was on SNL tonight

What’s the hottest scene in doctor who for me it’s Peter capaldi shredding that guitar on a tank

Bf just explained freeze tag to a 10 year old and she responded “oh so it’s like among us”

Ugh he is so obsessed with me

Tutoring at an elementary school the week before thanksgiving break means no one is listening to you and you are constantly getting coughed on (I imagine the same is true for teachers except far worse?)

ugh just watched a movie with male nudity. sorry but if i want to see a penis, i'll open my eyes in the shower (not gonna happen, losers!)

Club can’t even handle me

If you want to see a real Christmas film, check out Hot Frosty on Netflix. (I reviewed Red One for bf’s site)

My boyfriend and I watch SNL the same way we watch Dancing With The Stars. After every sketch we turn to each other and talk about whether we thought it was good, and what could have been better.