This one, big time

The Dodgers building their roster

Nobel Piss Prize

I have a similar thread, but it's for Heated Rivalry

Ohhhh good one

don't beg, PRODUCE

*Jamey Jasta voice*

Omg read the alt text it’s ELITE

Writing turn-by-turn directions to my house, using descriptions like color of the house and shutters, and a large tree in the front yard to ID the right house. We had no house number! We were on an RD (rural delivery) mail route!!

Meatloaf - Bat Out Of Hell II: Back Into Hell

THIS IS AWESOME!!

I am so angry about MN that I can't post anything.

Has Lobby 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Most disappointing signing yet

have the mets done anything this year? jeez

Gotta be Estranged -G ‘n R

We’re running through the tape in the NYC Comptroller’s office! Yesterday, we put out our final audit for the term, and it was a doozy. And we submitted a final report (required by the City Charter) on the impact of our audits over the past four years. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/30/l...

I have one Metrocard swipe left, and I’ll use it in 2026

I saw Steve Buscemi at the 2017 Women’s March in DC. Although I know we’re not to touch celebrities, I gently touched Steve’s arm and said, “I loved you in Airheads” “Thanks”, Steve replied.

An abandoned “squatty potty”, discarded on the corner, shivering in the cold. It’s waiting to be adopted by someone, to help coax the log with proper pooping posture.

I read this as Kings County and panicked for a second

*fart noise* so long!

I will always remember the Santana K on the cambio

When it rains the subways totally break, very frustrating!

I'm honestly really pumped for Pete Alonso to discover Old Bay, it will blow his mind and I bet he'll be way into it and talk about it a lot

Does anyone know when Mets single game tickets go on sale?

Person sitting to my left clipping her fingernails, person sitting to my right repeatedly dropping his phone on the disgusting subway floor. Not having a great commute experience!

Ensconce me in Chef Boyardee

@moiradonegan.bsky.social @adriandaub.bsky.social Listening to the new @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social and laughing because at the top @michaelhobbes.bsky.social claimed to be sleepy after bouldering but like 20 minutes in he's going 1000 MPH talking about the D&D reddit thread and horny LARPers lol

I saw The Simpsons Movie with my band at a mall somewhere in the suburbs of Georgia. Popcorn and soda was self-serve via an honor system.

Watched Timecop (1994) last night, great film. One thing that amazed me was how many mouth noises were included in the limo scenes where the evil senator is eating nuts (for some reason) while talking. You don't see that in movies every day.

My hope, Mets moving on from good players whose best years are behind them, saying hello to good players whose best years are here and in future

How about today? We’re wailing, gnashing teeth, things of that nature

Just finished this book, would recommend to Mets fans

Eugenics on the Q train

Which Mets fans are melting down today?

I'm reading Black Edge, a 2017 book about the financial crimes of Steve Cohen, which is so far part biography and part investigative thriller. If the book is accurate, Cohen seems to be a real baddie, a criminal, a hyper-competitive, greedy, cold hearted person obsessed with money and dominating.

Laura please I’m begging you give us the Mets updates here instead! @lalbanese.bsky.social

@ludichristmas.bsky.social there’s a guy who looks just like you on the Q - are you on the Q?

I'm on the Brooklyn Democratic Party's email list for some godforsaken reason, and they just sent me the most head-ass email and that's saying something because most of the emails they send out are nonsense Here's what they said:

Spotify is evil, man. Post your BandCamp link instead

Hot diggity!!

GET THIS DEAL!!!!

I’ve watched this picture multiple times. It’s quality badness, very funny

@marawilson.bsky.social your narration of Chuck Tingle’s new book is great. I think this is the third one I’ve heard you read, outstanding stuff

Not to sound too corny or like a version of 2019 woke that would be insufferable now but I do hope that everyone who has difficult or painful relationships with their family finds comfort, love, and belonging today.

cursed my ass, that looks delicious look at that crust! oh man

Sky looks amazing right now!!