Gotta be Estranged -G ‘n R

We’re running through the tape in the NYC Comptroller’s office! Yesterday, we put out our final audit for the term, and it was a doozy. And we submitted a final report (required by the City Charter) on the impact of our audits over the past four years. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/30/l...

I have one Metrocard swipe left, and I’ll use it in 2026

I saw Steve Buscemi at the 2017 Women’s March in DC. Although I know we’re not to touch celebrities, I gently touched Steve’s arm and said, “I loved you in Airheads” “Thanks”, Steve replied.

An abandoned “squatty potty”, discarded on the corner, shivering in the cold. It’s waiting to be adopted by someone, to help coax the log with proper pooping posture.

I read this as Kings County and panicked for a second

*fart noise* so long!

I will always remember the Santana K on the cambio

When it rains the subways totally break, very frustrating!

I'm honestly really pumped for Pete Alonso to discover Old Bay, it will blow his mind and I bet he'll be way into it and talk about it a lot

Does anyone know when Mets single game tickets go on sale?

Person sitting to my left clipping her fingernails, person sitting to my right repeatedly dropping his phone on the disgusting subway floor. Not having a great commute experience!

Ensconce me in Chef Boyardee

@moiradonegan.bsky.social @adriandaub.bsky.social Listening to the new @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social and laughing because at the top @michaelhobbes.bsky.social claimed to be sleepy after bouldering but like 20 minutes in he's going 1000 MPH talking about the D&D reddit thread and horny LARPers lol

I saw The Simpsons Movie with my band at a mall somewhere in the suburbs of Georgia. Popcorn and soda was self-serve via an honor system.

Watched Timecop (1994) last night, great film. One thing that amazed me was how many mouth noises were included in the limo scenes where the evil senator is eating nuts (for some reason) while talking. You don't see that in movies every day.

My hope, Mets moving on from good players whose best years are behind them, saying hello to good players whose best years are here and in future

How about today? We’re wailing, gnashing teeth, things of that nature

Just finished this book, would recommend to Mets fans

Eugenics on the Q train

Which Mets fans are melting down today?

I'm reading Black Edge, a 2017 book about the financial crimes of Steve Cohen, which is so far part biography and part investigative thriller. If the book is accurate, Cohen seems to be a real baddie, a criminal, a hyper-competitive, greedy, cold hearted person obsessed with money and dominating.

Laura please I’m begging you give us the Mets updates here instead! @lalbanese.bsky.social

@ludichristmas.bsky.social there’s a guy who looks just like you on the Q - are you on the Q?

I'm on the Brooklyn Democratic Party's email list for some godforsaken reason, and they just sent me the most head-ass email and that's saying something because most of the emails they send out are nonsense Here's what they said:

Spotify is evil, man. Post your BandCamp link instead

Hot diggity!!

GET THIS DEAL!!!!

I’ve watched this picture multiple times. It’s quality badness, very funny

@marawilson.bsky.social your narration of Chuck Tingle’s new book is great. I think this is the third one I’ve heard you read, outstanding stuff

Not to sound too corny or like a version of 2019 woke that would be insufferable now but I do hope that everyone who has difficult or painful relationships with their family finds comfort, love, and belonging today.

cursed my ass, that looks delicious look at that crust! oh man

Sky looks amazing right now!!

HOT STOVE BABY, MOVES!!! #traid

Just read the charging document with photos and man this is some bonehead stuff - real brain genius that one

This is extremely creepy behavior and odds may be that someone in your life is dabbling with this creepy stuff! Great reporting as always from @404media.co

“Kiss My Converse”

Okay he did it all for the Nuzzi made me laugh, I gotta hand it to them

anybody still connected with Kevin Hot Dogs And Beer from old MetsTwitter?

What rich asshole *wasn't* emailing Jeffrey Epstein? (Plus more less-disgusting stories to start your Thursday)

Also this shit is all made up, like a long ass tweet about something that didn’t happen, OBVIOUSLY

Can anyone tell me what this means?

The subways are so messed up this morning, I’m so pissed

Michael Blake! I really liked him during the mayoral primary

I found Rain - La Vache Qui Rit on an old hard drive and am listening to it for the first time in probably 20 years and this record is so great, wow

Good morning from Brooklyn, NY - a bright sunny morning, with clear skies and a feeling of newness

lol the family of the head of NYPD