When I was a teenager a guy came into the gas station where I worked and asked where the trees were. I said I don’t know, the forest? And he immediately left to ask someone else

About halfway through Sarah Kendzior’s The Last American Road Trip and is characteristically great. I’ve read all her books, this is the first one I’m reading as a parent and I’m tearing up frequently. Thank you @sarahkendzior.bsky.social

Mango Migraine

Baltimore Beat + Peabody Heights = two great tastes that taste great together

DOA ass team.

Wet paper bags win

Mets radio booth is referring to the Rockies SS as Tovar, and I keep doing a mental double take like, Wilfredo Tovar? He's still in the league?? (he is not)

Yesterday’s game was…not very good, especially at the end. As people were leaving after cheering the win I heard someone say the Mets can make a win feel bad. Soooo true!

SOLICITING FOOD RECOMMENDATIONS AT CITI FIELD what should I eat tonight? No restrictions #Mets #LGM

This morning I revisited music I liked a lot in 1999 - Shai Hulud and Poison the Well. Didn’t hold up over the years!

Okay Christian Scott going tonight, nice #LGM

#PIITB !! start another streak!

Horrible. Putrid.

I’m going to see the Mets Thursday and it didn’t even occur to me to look up the schedule starter because they’re going to get spanked regardless. LGM!

The news out of Shreveport really getting to me. It’s so messed up and sick. Shocking and so sad.

Anybody get fired yet?

This is HEINOUS

I’m mostly pissed that we waited all winter for…this

Let’s go Mets!

This episode made me laugh a LOT

This rough Mets season start will make the eventual June swoon even more brutal

Albany Lawmakers Take Up Sweeping Pension Reforms. A Big Winner? Themselves. www.thecity.nyc/2026/04/15/t... @clauirizarry.bsky.social

sigh… #LGM

I have to say that first Mephiskapheles album is still great after all these years

How do we think David Stearns is feeling about his roster?

Orban, eat it

Line those pins up

Loser shit

Plenty of game left for the Mets to not score runs

The Mets are sucking I see

Can they score runs, or…

#LGM!!

Attn: @itsabigail.bsky.social

!!!!!! They’re back !!!!!! @ashcanpress.com

The “self-doxing” ritual instructs participants to use websites to find addresses, selfies, passwords, old names and aliases, and other personal info that might have been left sitting around on the open internet. Here's what @janus.bsky.social found: Read now: www.404media.co/trans-rights...

As Trump continues to attack trans rights and sites like Elon Musk's X power hatred against queer folk, @janus.bsky.social went to a rave on Trans Day of Visibility where participants came with laptops to "self-dox" themselves to see how visible they were online. “We have to protect ourselves."

Yes Eric and Ray is the one

Cherry Blossom Martini at P.F. Chang's? are you fucking kidding me? ugh

A while back my sister-in-law told me that I look like Blippi and now that I have a toddler and encounter Blippi on a daily basis, I think that was such a messed up thing to say to me.

#LGM PUT IT IN THE BOOKS!

my 2 y.o. is making me dance the Elmo Slide several times per day - soon I will be ripped like Eric Nies circa 1994

Good night and #LGM

Ready to stick it middle-middle and straight as an arrow, batter up!

Brimley was two years older than Redford, fyi. Amazing

Mets…

Boo Cards

THIS IS THE ENERGY I WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

This was my shit in the high school computer lab after school