SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP this is so cool!!!

If anyone knows where I can find this hat in a size 7 7/8 please let me know. They had every single other size at the game I attended. Been looking for it ever since. CC @jarvm.bsky.social

If you build it they will come. @phillies.com is here. baseball is coming

Phillies opening day spring training ticket: acquired. Phillies first game spring training ticket: in progress Phillies at Mets: in progress Phillies at Yankees: TBD Third time's the charm, guys! #PhilliesPhaithful #highhopesclub

There are less than 30 days until pitchers and catchers report to spring training which means I am ready to be hurt again by the #PhiladelphiaPhillies President of the #HighHopesClub over here.

SLAY IS THE NICK CASTELLANOS OF THE EAGLES

As long as you’re not the sixers, you don’t want to fuck with Philly at home during the playoffs #gobirds

The Eagles O-Line is made out of Norse gods every time I thought the pocket was going to collapse it actually got bigger build Stoutland a statue and give him the keys to the city #flyeaglesfly

Tom Brady can shut his goddamn mouth he’s still so bitter about that Super Bowl still #gobirds

Hi 911? Yes can you come get me I just had a panic attack because I couldn’t find the TV remote and I was convinced I was going to miss the eagles game that starts in 20 minutes because of it and was on the verge of tears anyway I found it but I am clearly unwell #flyeaglesfly

Bird Gang, it’s time to fly. Someone please pass me one of those air sick bags just in case. #gobirds

#PhilliesPhaithful rise UP

Nothing is harder than your significant other not supporting your dreams of being a Philly sports influencer on Threads and Bluesky because we “need healthcare” and “have to pay rent” and it’s just like, trust the process! Let the birds and the phils PROVIDE. Actually in retrospect… ( #gobirds )

When will the streaming services learn how to broadcast a sports game without their servers crashing?? How long have we been doing this people? Get your shit together #amazonprime #steelers #falcons #ijustwanttowatchafootballgame

As an Eagles fan, who am I rooting for? The Steelers or the Ravens? It’s the Steelers right? PA solidarity??

I just want to give a shout out to whoever invented Prozac because I’m heavily medicated and still anxious as heck about tomorrow’s #PhiladelphiaEagles game god only knows what I would be like without it. Probably institutionalized. #gobirds tho

I hear a lot of people talk about how the Action News theme song is Philadelphia’s national anthem, which I agree. But what does that make”K-Y-W NewsRAdio TEN sixTYYYY”?

Watching a person get into it with another person because they’re flossing on the 6 (and shouldnt be apparently) feels very New York. Who is more in the wrong tho? flossing on the train is lowkey gross but also is not minding your own business? I might be team floss guy.

This guy has the best baseball commentary out there. (Also just a dope Philly sports fan in general.) If you aren’t following him, do you even like baseball? (That’s me telling you to follow him immediately) (Thanks for the shout out thirty! ❤️❤️)

Every time I think I’m better than an Ancient Roman I remember that whenever the Eagles or Phillies play, I fully stop caring about anything else. Russia could be invading New York, but if the birds are on I’d be like, what invasion? bread & circuses? More like birds & circuses am I right

I really need these fucking billionaires to stop ruining the social media apps i’m getting too old to adapt to new technology this fast

Saquon Barkley, Patron Saint of the Run Game. May the ball always rise to meet him. May the o-line always block for him. In the name of Nick Sirianni, Jason Kelce, and the tiny William Penn statue on top of the comcast building. Amen and #gobirds

What does it mean when out of the 140 books I've read this year, I would recommend/put on my shelves approximately 20 of them? I wish there were a way for us to like, formally differentiate between the "prestige tv" books and the "cw/grey's anatomy" books when we're talking about "good" books.

Here is the summary of the weekly phone call where my dad and I pretend to be Phillies talking heads with nothing but uninformed hottakes on WIP: 1) Soto is a total ripoff. 2) Bohm is an All-Star who just needs to go to therapy. 3) Castellanos is the only clutch player we had last year.

I feel like I need to start whispering into my phone to get the right algorithm in Bluesky in that joke (real) way people do to get a specific ad on instagram for their significant other. (phillies baseball eagles sci-fi nyc books too-many-books hyperfixations tummy-issues philadelphia)

Jared McCain is the hero the Sixers need right now but not the one we deserve. Maybe the entire team should paint their nails and learn to dance because DAMN

I need to know which star and who we’re getting rid of for said star so I can deal with the emotional backlash and grief of my team being restructured while also getting hype for the new season BEFORE pitchers and catchers report so if they could hurry up that would be great. #phillies

Travis Kelce talking football on New Heights sounds the same to me as someone Ted Talking about physics so can we stop calling jocks dumb because it’s really hurting my feelings as someone who doesn’t know the finer points of physics or football plays

It took me a year to get to 900 followers (tiny!) on threads through my Phillies and Eagles commentary alone and I’m not sure I am ready to put in the work here but I’ll try. Unlike the Sixers.

I am just trying to become a Phillies influencer so I can do collabs but all these social media accounts you need to have make is so hard and also I am embarrassing

I want to give influencers a shout out because cross posting is hard and takes a long time but BASEBALL IS ALMOST BACK BABY SEE YOU IN CLEARWATER #phillies

Say what you will about Netflix they do know how to bring us together. Remember the Tiger King?

Vic Fangio really said “I’m not getting fired from this fucking job until the Phillies win the World Series get it together boys” and they did. Boy did they. Look at that Eagles defense.

This eagles game got me nervous as fuck because it’s exactly the kind of game I can see Nick Sirianni fucking up and he is on some THIN ICE WE ME RIGHT NOW

This is me. I cannot help it. I want to know why some book covers look the way they do!!! Sometimes I feel like it's doing a book a disservice!!!

i am mostly a threads girlie because mark zuckerberg has owned my soul since I was 13 but I guess I'll try to make friends here too. i like the Phillies and the Eagles and reading mid-books and also trying to write one of them.

i am only here to discuss how much Nick Sirianni is pissing me off in real time.