My son has been thinking about his second tattoo, and settling on another fantasy weapon. However, he wanted "DOMAIN EXPANSION" for awhile, but my mom put her foot down because, "That sounds like something a terrorist would say."

Hello 3-for-$8, my old fren. Beer belt has to tighten now.

Goddess help me!

I restored a childhood artifact and baked pancake muffins. Running out of homey things to do waiting for my teen to wake. Nature walk it is! 🌞🧁

Another plasma bro caught me at the exit and asked how I can start my donation after him but finish before him. Hydration.

Nothing against the tree crew with chainsaws outside my window, but it's Saturday!!!! My apartments are run by Trump cabinet wannabes.

Apparently, a new anime movie is in theaters. SON: Check when Bleach is playing tomorrow. ME: 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. Should I buy us tickets? SON: Not yet. If my friends want to see it, I'll go with them.

OK. Mark Kelly and Gabby Giffords have had the better part of a year to decide to follow me back. UNFOLLOWED! Friendship is a two-way street, folks!

YOU GUYS, IT'S ALL GONNA BE OK!! ✊️ #JESUS ✊️ #TRUMP 💦 #ALPHA-RIZZ

Author banner? Check Hat of whimsy? Check About to embark on the trip of many trips.

HOW OVER IS IT? LMAO! thehill.com/policy/energ... If you haven't already, delete Facebook & cancel Amazon Prime. Too bad the thumbnail is the water bottle guy because the forecast photos are CHILLING. Actually, "chilling" isn't the correct word. Nobody gets to chill again ...ever. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sweltering.

🛡🐾 LATEST BLOG bestifyoudontcom.wordpress.com/2026/06/24/l... 🎵🎙 LATEST PODCAST youtu.be/kpWXhGojNa0 🔪😷 ONGOING FUNDRAISER gofund.me/467d8fbd0

Small price to pay so rich people can be richer! 🤣 If you haven't already, delete Facebook and cancel Amazon Prime. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

🎟 NO TICKET!

A long time ago... EVIL EX-GF: 😍 Is there anything you'd change about our relationship? ME: When we met, I told you I was looking to meet someone so I wouldn't have to go to my school fundraisers alone. You've never once gone despite constantly taking PTO on other days. EVIL EX-GF: *WW3 noises*

My son's new driver's license is the standard license. To get the travel-enhanced license we have to go back with his passport and a piece of mail in his name. THIS SHIT AGAIN?!!? 🤬😭😢 OK... deep breath. Stress is really piling up these days. ⭐️✈️

The mentality of most drivers bewilders me. I'm already going 5 miles over the speed limit. Why rage pass me just to meet up at the next light? Every car trip, every time. Cars were a mistake.

Here's a big update on life, struggle, adversity, hope, friendship, dogs, danger, and my penis and balls. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #WritingCommunity bestifyoudontcom.wordpress.com/2026/06/24/l...

SPRITE + TEA?! Capitalism me in, baby! I'm finally getting back into writing. #WIP #WRITINGCOMMUNITY

BYE TEETH!! "Heat-induced dehydration and its catastrophic effects on oral chemistry." "This was environmental collapse writing itself directly into human biological systems." ☀️🦷 If you haven't already, delete Facebook and cancel Amazon Prime. #ClimateChange www.thexylom.com/post/pakista...

Time to rip the bandaid off and tell my family I quit job # 25. My mom loves me no matter what, but my dad and son are far more judgemental. And I used "people were mean to me" too many times. Gonna go with "shit myself in a room full of people."

PLAYING WITH MYSELF! 📱😎📱 #PokemonGO

One of my pairs of khaki pants turned black in the BLACK dye bath, but the other one turned GREEN! LMAO! I hope my next job enjoys green pants.

Episode 8 Kindness Part 1 youtu.be/kpWXhGojNa0 FRENS! WE'RE LOOKING FOR *KINDNESS*!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT TODAY???

The Qualities of Kindness youtube.com/shorts/6AikQ... We try to be... Good Likable Respectful Tolerant Mature Responsible Loyal Empathetic Human KIND.

The Power of Kindness youtube.com/shorts/JLPBp... Kindness matters! We can solve any crisis together. Where do you see kindness happening today?

Father's Day 2026 youtube.com/shorts/zZP85... What makes a cool dad??

I bought this magnet keychain over my long weekend where I put my home keys on one side and my work keys on the other. It made breaking them apart and rage quitting my job today way too easy! Ugh. Animal law enforcement was only 25 percent helping animals, and 75 percent LARPing military nonsense.

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! I told mine I'm willing to turn his garage into my next apartment to make the most out of his twilight years. #QualityTime

Come summer, the Tucson & Phoenix subreddits always have jokey discussions over where to keep the thermostat. People always give ridiculous answers in the seventies then accost me for calling them out. IT'S OVER! www.jezebel.com/climate-chan...

😱😭 NOOOooo!!!! Were we bad...? 🥲 www.kjzz.org/politics/202...

NEW POKÉSTOP AT HOME JUST DROPPED! The first I submitted from my work phone. #PokemonGO

My son and I went to Otaku Nation and he got a big Gundamn kit. Then we ate pizza. Then he left back to his grandparents' so he can build his model on their big table. See ya, son! 🥹

Be me at my 88th plasma donation. TECH: Are you OK? I had to really push the needle through all that injection-site scar tissue. ME: I'm so far from OK...

Welp, I'm old. Two college-age ladies in my complex had their girlfriends over, and they all marched in a bikini parade to the pool. I was mostly annoyed by the noise. 🤣

WHO TF ARE LIBERTY MUTUAL COMMERCIALS EVEN FOR??

Last night, my son asked if I'd take him to Otaku Nation today for an anime sale. I was gonna be, like, "Take the car when I'm back from plasma!" However, I just wanna spend time with him before he realizes he doesn't need me.

My son came over a little before 5 p.m. and promptly fell asleep on the living room futon.

Amazon took out the "keep kids alive" sign.

My neighbors are showing up bigly for the degenerate billionaires that fund MAGA. 🔥🌏🔥 Some of them probably don't even realize their choices cast a bigger vote for Trump than actually voting for Trump. 🫡 #DeleteFacebook 🫡 #CancelAmazonPrime

My son passed his driving test on the first try! I'm damn proud! I needed three attempts, and I'm pretty sure my dad finally paid off the examiner.

I don't wanna walk home yet. 🍒😋

The only thing missing is you!

I think I'll walk across the street for pizza when they open at 11. Who's with me?? 🍕 🍺

Glad I'm off today.

If you don't look like this when you wake up, you probably don't live in the United States.

Submitted new photos for the existing pokéstops behind my apartments.

@markwade.bsky.social Thanks, Mark! #PokemonGO

✅️ Shoulders ✅️ Back ✅️ Chest ✅️ Pits ⏳️ That's the first time I put the effort in, not for vanity, but to keep cooler under my bulletproof vest.

Theresa arrived safely on Tuesday, I had my last pre-op appointment today, now I'm just following my surgeon's diet and exercise recommendations (do your Kegels!) until the surgery next week. So grateful for everyone's support—please continue to help spread the word: www.gofundme.com/f/support-ch...