Any bike races coming up? #couchpeloton

😭 Will genuinely miss his race style and panache. What a classy rider. It’s clear the peloton respect him which says volumes. So please he can go out on his terms. Chapeau Bardet!

#couchpeloton do we know what happened with Matt White??

Harper! Got after it! What a stage. #Giro #CouchPeloton

Yates did a Froomey. #giro #couchpeloton

Hello #couchpeloton, joining very late but saw the winning move. Yates really held a grudge after his capitulation way back when. 😂 What a race. #giro

500 calories per hour? This rider would be mere mortals on the #couchpeloton

He’s only gone and done it! Stage win for Plapp! 🥳 Worth staying up for. #CouchPeloton #Giro

Plapp-tacular! C’mon Plappy! #couchpeloton #Giro

A gravel stage? Not doing a map is delivering surprise after surprise. 😃 #couchpeloton

I get it. Trying to get Tour de Brisbane to come down my street to get the potholes fixed. No luck yet. #CouchPeloton

Once again we are asking for grupetto cam. #couchpeloton #giro

Is this an uppity downity stage? I need a map. #couchpeloton

Bardet in a break? Maybe I can stay awake. #Couchpeloton #giro

Why did I think Quintana had retired? #couchpeloton #giro

I haven’t gotten over Pinot’s retirement, and now Bardet is leaving the pelo. 😭 #couchpeloton

Fortunato is like a wind up toy ready to let loose. Love. #couchpeloton

Aah. Italian scenery I’ve missed you Giro. 😍

G’day #couchpeloton. How are we? Bit sneezy here. 🤧 I’m loving Mads in pink!

Missed MSR but loved watching the Pro Velo Super League on SBS. Awesome series and so good to see the Aussie young guns in action.

Such fun at provelo super league South Bank crit tonight. Can confirm all the cool kidz are wearing white helmets.

#couchpeloton I’m so far out of cycling right now. Why was BennO mad?

Demi does it again! #couchpeloton

Hi #couchpeloton! Trying to watch the race over the howling winds and pelting rain. Ex-TC Alfie still packs a punch. Great to see the white roads but not the crashes.

Cyclone prepping by bringing all the bikes inside. Priorities. What next? #CycloneAlfred

Hello #couchpeloton and Aus cycling fans! Here’s a link to the SBS sport cycling calendar if you’re like me and completely disoriented as to when the racing of bikes is on. www.sbs.com.au/sport/articl...

Who should I be following on here?

There’s bike racing on my telly and the sun hasn’t set. Hi #couchpeloton

Hey #couchpeloton. Sorry I’ve been AWOL. I’ve been at the beach. Will resume my couch position when the weather turns bad. (Can’t believe I missed Sarah Gigante on comms. 🥲 My very bad.)

Loving seeing hearing form Grace Brown in the sidelines. Looks like retirement is going well!

Dygert does it with stage win and Ruegg reigns supreme for the race win! Enjoyed that. Racing is back! 🥳 #TDU #couchpeloton

Haha, a lot happened! Off top of my head... #SpoilerAlert - Alyssa Polites v Dominika Włodarczyk in first QoM contest after 3.8km, Polites made first dask but Włodarczyk took inside line and won by half a bike (ish?). - Rolled on for a chunk of kms with various attacks reeled in by the peloton.

I feel the most Australian on a bike when I signal to my fellow riders that I’ve just dodged a snake taking up most of the path and they are all yeah cool and pedal on. NBD. 🐍

The fury with which Sarah Gigante will retake her Strava records once recovered will be fun to watch. Can’t wait. #couchpeloton

Love a Willunga Hill brawl. Congrats Ruegg! #couchpeloton #tdu

Hi #couchpeloton. Just settling in after some family commitments. What have I missed? #tourdownunder

Love this Jayco kit. Best one ever. #roadnats #couchpeloton

What a beautiful win. Congrats Turbo Durbo. Classy pull by Plapp. #roadnats #couchpeloton

Team Durbridge.

Hello #couchpeloton! Home from the beach and watching the men’s RR at a rather palatable time. I’d be cheering for hometown hero Ben O’Connor but he must have got a better offer. 😂

Love. It’s a yes for me.

@reallyspoketome.bsky.social There's a clothing collection of retro Tour de France posters (📷 1925). That actually looks very stylish! And it can easily be said that HMM clothing collection would look even more stylish!

I’ve spent one day in Perth with 60km/h winds and I now understand why so many world class cyclists are from here. Also my hair might never recover.

Hanging some curtains here. #hotmessmaps

About to head off on my first ride outside since September! Hoping the magpies checked their calendars and know swooping season is over. 🫨

This is so pleasant. ☺️

Sarah Gigante and Ben O’Connor superfan if anyone needed proof of identity. #couchpeloton

Testing 1, 2 G’day.