dooont fucking piss me off

( @my-reality.bsky.social / @no-reality.bsky.social )

// this monikris shit gets so serious

// my full icon is so freaking cool www.tumblr.com/nikoco11/790...

christmas: just the facts

the authors poorly disguised craving for a club sandwich

my ass when id get bored at recess

ate a big ass burger earlier now my tummy hurts and yup they’re killing me tomorrow

i gotta get my yuri on

( @my-reality.bsky.social )

chocolate mik

When they learn the truth, they'll hate you just as much as you hate yourself.

falling in reverse was kind of on some real shit when he said his life was like a video game

.. ralsei would love church

// oh he’s so fucking catholic

// oh im soooo sleepy i was up so early today

// they really did have this. who here fucks with purr pals

im not fucking posting that

what was that guy doing on the calculator though for real

that’s literally what ive been saying man

when i see it i look at it put my eyes on it with my sightballs i look with my look balls and see it so in front of me

fuuuck i wanna burger

// im also nervous that my replies don’t always give people much to work with because i write kris as being very like. monotone and blunt so they don’t say much u_u

// a little nervous about encroaching on existing dynamics so. a heem heem

group meowing starts in 10 minutes

what was that guy doing on the calculator though for real

duuhh

what if instead of disney plus it was called diddy blud

// two hours left of work AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

kissing is gay

guh

// coughs weakly

i just made some bullshiiiit

// yeah ok

susie so hungry

// i wanna write on kris more i miss them. they used to call me the kris guy

we killed your dad for a raising cane’s box combo

fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky

“we got bigger fish to fry” is lowkey real shit if i had a bigger fish i would fry that one cuz of the flavour

// theyve been calling kris/berdly berdcage on tumblr. that’s funny

i just found 12 bricks

// (weakly) krusie… (closes my eyes forever)

“we got bigger fish to fry” is lowkey real shit if i had a bigger fish i would fry that one cuz of the flavour

every day i just say some shit

checking for mites and fleas

#deltarune #checkingformitesandfleas

tgel monday