Paraguay has been such dicks i'm actually rooting for France

one thing about the World Cup is we have to suffer through three national anthems. nation-based music sucks

lol after that Jesse Marsh crap soliloquy Clint Dempsey had a look like "fuck this dude" and then Landon Donavon immediately makes fun of him

i am glad Morocco is moving in because goddamn they had some hot fans

a Brit claiming “the talented Whitney Cumming” dude go back to

i expect fentanyl deaths to tick back up towards the end of this year www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

“America turns 250” [fingers taint]

imagine having your wedding celebration at a venue owned by James Dolan

Cape Verde fans clearly win on the vibe

Balogun is a solid person www.espn.com/soccer/story...

you wouldn't even have to hit it hard

i’m happy for the Aussies now that their team has finally scored they get to pretend for a while that they have a real country

remember that Seinfeld episode where Kramer found the set of the old Merv Griffin show and constructed a fake set, brought on a sidekick (Newman) and had contrived conversations for a non-existent audience? it could be argued that was the first podcast

Croatia with the last second equalizer haha Ronaldo suck shit

the only thing that may save this weekend's extreme fireworks from lighting the city on fire will be the rain

Philly has Jaylen Brown, Tyrese Maxey, VJ Edcombe, Joel Embid, and now Blazer Legend Anfernee Simons. That's quite a lineup www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

everything musically post 1989 sucks and they've been kinda dorky but from James Hetfield's recent age appropriate fiance to their empathetic turn they seem to be good in the age of Trump people.com/metallica-do...

that red card was the most salient form of punishment for an American public figure in some time

Blazers had more to offer for Jaylen Brown? how does this happen?

do fans on the field count as 1.5 stoppage time

look at this beautiful bike path that appears to cut conveniently through a neighborhood/mixed use retail in Chicago (i think). how come Portland doesn't have this close to this? Springwater Corridor requires you to nearly get killed on so many cross streets.

all you guys' hate for Harry Kane just made him stronger

i remember 15 years ago we all got standing desks at work and all my co-workers started standing all the time and the boss came by and observed "you're not standing" and I said my ancestors suffered for millennia so i could slouch all day in my pivoting chair

fuck yeah Mexico

Branden Carlson eh?does this mean Yang Hansen era is over?

i wish Apple Music had a block function. "I don't want to ever hear any music by certain criteria" that has the ability to hide by song, by artist, by record label even and do things like hide from mixes, auto-playing, searches, etc.

Regardless of feelings about Oram's op-ed dredging up the ghosts of Jail Blazers past (wasn't too bothersome for me), it's not very factual. Outside of Ruben Patterson, the 3 most heinous legal trouble/crimes have been committed by more recent Blazers: Ben McLemore, Chauncey, and now Ed Davis.

i wish Bill Oram would have instead focused on the positive and wrote an article about how Ja Morant is one of the few people who can pull off a mustache in the 2026 NBA #ripcity

MGP is on the air. The commercial is tepid Blue Dog shit. Clark County send her packing.

i am ok with making Jamies Winston an MLS special interest story/sideline reporter

they weren't kidding

i think Ja Morant becomes more “Portland” than any Blazer in recent memory, after he acclimates. i expect him pull up to an electro bleep dance party next summer at dusk on top of Tabor with $1k of disco spoke lights in the big wheel of his penny farthing #ripcity

Nothing but respect for my Lord

i am still wondering. about how it all fits together. life. the Ja Morant trade, mostly.

i would just kick it straight

instead of going to penalty kicks after the extra time, they should just play another period where offsides is legal until someone scores

c'mon Paraguay, punish Germany collectively for Uwe Boll

we turned off our heat last week (nearly a month later than usual) and the morning of June 29th, 2026 is the coldest i've ever been in my life

Jim Downey is a national treasure www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gE8...

fuck Brazil

Hopefully we pay attention

happy black sabbath day to those who celebrate

this is a crazy plot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi,_Mom!

in my poetry class in college there was a cantankerous guy (who i now understand to have suffered from mental health issues) who wrote an amazing poem called "Toots Chillin' in the Fridge" and then never showed up to class ever again and I think about him every year

we've reached the stage of the tournament where matches run for 4 hours and then end in a free throw contest

you know who also backed up into parking spaces? Hitler

respect Funky’s craft!