Victor Wemby

i started eating ice cream and my favorite flavor is vanilla i'm not joking

Democratic candidates: here's a free talking point. "When we get back in power we will charge Jonathan Ross, who called Renee Good a 'bitch' before killing her by shooting her in the head, will be arrested on a federal charge for murder. We will seek the death penalty."

out on a bike ride and looking at the sunset over the lake. the river is next. i even have an American adjunct lager in my pannier for the occasion.

when he finally dies from a ventricular explosion or myocardial rupture i'm gonna buy so much cocaine

i would watch this Sprockets reboot with Dieter 2.0

i think it's actually great that every ad in Youtube is now AI. it creates such a visceral disgust that i wouldn't even slightly entertain the viability of the product being sold

felt like chicken picatta

you know how you don’t hear about a fentanyl epidemic and a hundred thousand overdose deaths? and you don’t have to even put it on a ship you can smuggle from China on land. it’s because there is heroin available. the free market and harm reduction exists. in America we would rather kill citizens.

how is there not a Real Housewives of Portland iteration? the drama could revolve around cargo bikes and stealing a spring recipe for pickled ramps. this would appeal to dozens.

the Portland, OR band Darkswoon is so fucking good. new album is amazing.

this is most posters on Portland Nextdoor and r/Portland

do you think Trump has photographs of Melania's stools i bet he does

my feeling is that there should be plentiful and readily accessible packages of fresh 12"x12" pasta sheets at every grocery store. and they should be affordable. potsticker/wonton and egg roll wrappers have already established the template.

drug addicts—and i'm looking at stoners and drinkers specifically—are some of the most smooth brained morons when it comes to drug policy

i know you guys hate her but Kamala could come out strongly on a few positions and if there’s nobody like Ossof or AOC or Prtizker stepping up I am all in on Harris 2028

Found source w/ credit: www.youtube.com/shorts/P58ot... "A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power."

miss my buddy

if Oregon doesn't redistrict Cliff Dumbshit Bentz out of a seat then what's the point in having Democratic party

Hi, actual Jew here running to unseat Lawler so that Rand Paul's antisemite son can try this shit on me. mikesacksforcongress.com

also, everyone who bought a house before 2022 almost universally refinance into a loan with 2-3%. the idea that nearly half of these people would sell their homes, incur $1000k-$250k more interest over the life of a mortgage to save a few hundred dollars a year in taxes is so laughable

some people wake up choosing violence, i woke up and bought a 10 pound ham because it was $38 off

nobody mentions that if the Nextdoor Contingency moved it would instantly make our communities 5000% better www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Wemby has the juice

it's so clear that Kash Patel is a degenerate drug addict

the amount of tech debt amassed by vibe coding is enormous. i'm only on the front end UI things of things, and it's increased the amount of debt incurred in our daily jobs exponentially; i can only imagine what the backend/apis are incurring

Veruca Pink Himalayan Salt

somehow Southwest Airlines made their boarding process more stupid

Bill Oram just raised Angelita’s profile to the point she can run for Congress: www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2026...

nobody makes a keffiyeh neck gaiter with SPF

this is the real Abundance Agenda. you have to birth an abundance of children because chances are 2/3rds of them will be estranged because they cut you off from their lives

suspend it and it will never come back due to political posturing and this leads to toll roads. so ok i guess?

why do you guys listen to podcasts when you could be listening to Ween’s Quebec album

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

somehow Ed Diehl had the best answer? and despite the other two candidates on legislative record for trying to get rid of this overwhelmingly popular upgrade of our democracy, Dudley has the worst possible answer. what a bad candidate. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Top Shelf Weed Guy has become more annoying than the Fair Trade Costa Rican Coffee Bean Guy, Natural Wines Guy, and Only Drinks Lager Guy that preceded him. The dilettante class (almost entirely white and always privileged) has ruined weed like coffee, wine, and beer.

Bill Oram fluffs like a good corporate soldier www.reddit.com/r/ripcity/s/...

doing my part

people think i am joking when i claim that a road trip DQ cheeseburger is one of the best fast food burgers available

Reedsport, Oregon has a dispensary called “House of Dank, LLC” and their sign (even the “LLC”) is in an old-timey horror movie font

lots of sand in Florence Oregon

on vacation i spend about 80% of the time at the rental which for me is typically not enough

there has never been a greater argument for taxing all income over $10 million at incredibly high rates

i still don't understand this Spencer Pratt thing. this seems like Tonya Harding running second in the next Portland mayoral election.

when i was growing up Cornish Game Hens were plentiful and cheap. how to we stray so far from the light.

of course Tom Dundon is speed dating possible HC candidates

fuvk yesj

It’s like a clear summer day at the coast lake

"we've now started Operation Mundane Serenity"

Admiral Ackbar looks more like a pug than a calamari-based life form