people are saying Joe Cronin is out of a job and of course but Neil Olshey won’t even be able to operate the toaster conveyor belt at a local Quizno’s

we've now come to learn that when Neil Olshey said "proprietary" he meant "mafia"

@trailblazers.bsky.social I am available to take the helm and not play Timelord for 58 of 82 games

Mike Malone just sitting right there

instead of cosplaying camping they all could have actually camped and used their boss’ own Starlink

the fact Kash is up there talking about this at all while cosplaying in his dumb jacket tells you all you need to know

Becky Hammon would never www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2025...

this is my favorite error message. hell yeah man! i was hardcore surfing the web and gleaming the cube you motherfuckers

are you guys ready for some...basketball? #ripcity

the kid is going to Lorde/Japanese House tonight. i bought them tickets and on top of all the reasons to hate Ticketmaster here's even one more

Toumani starting PF

wow

disgusting thugs terrorizing the community www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

the AWS downtime is preventing me from bringing up the Texas Roadhouse menu to show my mom, thus possibly preventing me from having to go to Texas Roadhouse. I pray that AWS reliability engineers don't do their jobs before I have to fly home

18 Oct 2025 -- Pop star/singer Sabrina Carpenter will now use her arena tour to funnel proceeds through the Sabrina Carpenter Fund to benefit the Transgender Law Center. Good on ya' SC! @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

the exact moment i knew that mediocre conservatives could get away with anything was when the American hair metal band Poison released the song “Unskinny Bop”

i've never understood why pro athletes trade jerseys. why the fuck would i want your laundry?

i'm of the opinion that emojis have been a net loss for society

you know what's an underrated name? "Imogen Poots". very little you could do to improve upon that

every Firehouse sub i've seen presented in their commercials has looked terrible

gonna be hilarious when Hegseth can’t travel overseas or else he’d be arrested

ever since i've been working remotely i have nearly no conversations regarding a dream somebody had the previous evening

the local news here in Arizona spent 6+ minutes on the No Kings broadcast. a couple more tangentially if you count the sub-90 degree temps the weather talked about, bragging about how comfortable it was for the protesters lol. NPR news spent 30 seconds today on its radio broadcast I listened to.

if a dude is over 50 and at a strip club it is almost certain he is a Republican. i love Portland because the opposite is true

a place touts happy hour pricing for oysters at $3/each what the fuck are we doing anymore

i'm entirely positive that the dude Will everyone is so polarized about would have no traction if his last name wasn't something weird like "Stancil" so i refuse to give any of you any oxygen just like i don't get mad at "cornichons"

i didn't really like the first Wet Leg album. sure it was enjoyable, a bit charming, but i didn't go bonkers like most people seemed to. their 2nd album is a certified banger though.

who is this guy? i hate him so much

"Oh-oh-oh----Ohtani...you know"

Ohtani making up for a lackluster post-season to this point

this is intentional of course. and if I was an American expat, I would start looking over my shoulder.

the government shutdown has completely fucked USPS shipments. I have one that shows "out for delivery" with an expected delivery a week ago (that was never delivered) and another that shows "waiting for delivery" for a week as well. called the vendor and they said this entire week has been hell

Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers both have one Super Bowl victory. I think the biggest operative difference between them is that Flacco didn't become a whiny ass titty baby later in his career.

i think if the Democratic party adopted this mentality they would gain more respect

Mookie Betts is genuinely one of the few insightful athletes in sports when being interviewed. Sure, it's largely perfunctory, as is necessary. But I could/would hear him talk about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

tired: being on Twitter and influencing the "market of ideas" wired: insulting troglodytes on Nextdoor by using language that is not picked up by their "AI" "civility" filter

"Alaska Airlines travel credit of $25 is yours if you accept our offer to switch all passengers in your booking on flight" and they give me 6am flight options for that day and the subsequent 4 days after. my original flight was at 10:30am. wow, whole $25?

Rao’s is the FlyByJing of marinara sauce. I don’t understand why ppl buy this.

make this woman head of the DNC

just once—in lieu of thanking God—i would like to witness an athlete thank the "Big Bang for setting in motion a string of events that 13.8 billion years later led to me earning 23 touches and 228 all purpose yards"

the distance between Freejack and Saving Private Ryan was 6 years

i've watched 2 local news broadcasts & 2 national broadcasts. they all led with the 20 Israeli hostages being released, showing tearful, extended, emotional footage of returns of said hostages. "Also 2000 Palestinians were released" an a single sentence before moving on to giving credit to Trump.

“illegal motion” the NFL really needs to get rid of 37% of their rules

this Vietnamese rice noodle soup is called bun thang. topped with shredded chicken, omelette, and mortadella in a pork and chicken stock spiked with umami from dried scallops, octopus, crayfish, and shrimp.

i just told my sister "you just hate what your husband tells you to hate. that's lazy. you need to figure out what to hate on your own." fucking grown ass woman without agency

it's really heartwarming to see the Colts win for Irsay, the dead former owner drug addicted abusive racist criminal

you can literally be for fiscal conservatism and a blue dog, but if you speak like this you will be elected

i personally enjoy engaging with random text messages

this odd local chain is basically across the street from my mom's luckywishbone.com/menu/. i've been threatening to go there for 30 years and this might be the time i follow through