By voting to remove the DART bus stops, homeowners in Bondurant and Pleasant Hill are essentially saying, "I am so desperate to prove I'm not in your class that I will actively sabotage your ability to survive, even though I'm only two missed paychecks away from being right there next to you."

Today is the day that AI killed Myrient. Make sure you round out your collection today, P2P will be the only way to access after this.

We went from "Drill, Baby, Drill" to "Pedal, Timmy, Pedal" in the span of three weeks or so

If he wants buildings named after himself so damn bad, maybe the next place should be the Donald J. Trump Military Cemetery for all his ego-war casualties

Looks like Andrew got his state-funded housing back

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Taking Green Day's music as a personal offense is a hilarious self-own

I'm happy to report I've finished my weekend chores and can spend the rest of it relaxing. And no, I won't listen to the naysayers who assert it's Tuesday morning

I even included a seating area for Broncos fans at my AFC Championship Party. It's out on the porch where it's 4°F out

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

They tell you health care affordability is the number one issue, and then they vote to keep snatching future doctors off the streets of Minneapolis. It's fucking bullshit man, it's a ruse and we're all the dupees for exactly as long as we keep tolerating it.

If they're so obsessed with controlling media, maybe they should step down from politics and go write their own terrible show that nobody would watch

New RuneScape Classic Preservation video is live: youtube.com/shorts/Juiak...

this is how every outlet should refer to X

2nd of January, officially time to take down the Christmas decorations

CHICKENS BEWARE

SQUALL ALERT ISSUED

My plans for 2026:

Four games of my 2025:

Happy Boxing Day

When did "dead" become a taboo word? Oh your grandmother "passed"? I wasn't aware that she was a racecar driver in her advanced age.

Jaxx DeJean sounds like a failed 90s mascot platformer

AFC EAST CHAMPIONS BABY!!! The Pats are BACK

If I could bring one person back from the dead, it'd probably be the cat from Madonna's "Express Yourself" video

The fact that somebody can shoot 11 people and walk away, and Kash Patel's FBI is too incompetent to do anything about it is chilling www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Parking lots in downtown Des Moines, south of Cherry Street- 2018 (pre-COVID) vs 2025

Hovering Squid World 97A

We're swabbing the deck, which is Navy for floor And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more Swab means mop! Deck means floor!

Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/

Schwarber back with the Phillies on a five year contract ⚾️ www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...

How much resource consumption is driven by unwarranted and unwanted AI prompts that have been grafted onto literally everything as of late? I would bet it probably outpaces consumption from actual, intentional AI usage.

Do they owe us a living? Of course they fucking do!

50% of holiday shopping this year will be done by the top 10% of earners. That means the richest Americans will have more gifts under their tree than the other 90% combined.

36% of Americans approve of the President's job performance, but 21% of Americans believe that rabbits lay eggs (and something tells me there's a lot of overlap)

If you'd like a copy of all of my posts on video cassette, please send $29.95 plus $4.95 shipping & handling to the address on your screen. No C.O.D.s please

We're in an unprecedented era of people declaring the current era is unprecedented. Never before in the entire history of mankind have we been more prone to hyperbole

Your New England Patriots are #BestInTheNFL

It's the start of a new era #NewEnglandPatriots

Devastating for McLaren, as Max is now tied for points with Piastri and only 24 points behind Lando

In the future, NFL teams will be named after sponsors instead of cities. So we'll have matchups like the State Farm Chiefs taking on the Pepsi Dolphins, and fans will buy hats, shirts, and bumper stickers proclaiming their affinity for the Miller Lite Packers

If you're on mobile, the process is similar, it's just listed under Settings->[your email address] instead of general

Born on the Fourth of July 2: Born on the Fifth of July

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

"Your slurpee days are over pal, cuz now you're talking to me, Homeless Joe!"

Hogwarts Legacy should have been an MMORPG from the start, not a watered-down adventure game with monotonous color-matching combat

South Bronx Parasite Diet

If this is what finally spells doom for the already-embattled Administration, then we're in deep trouble. What are we going to do when they dredge up a dictator who doesn't fuck kids?