BRACKETS!

Brackets in a song title are always a treat. This guy gets it.

Also, don't worry. I'm doing a show on crooks, despite my worst instincts telling me that 3 hours of 'coochie' tracks is what the people need.

I feel bad for all the folks whose albums I'm looking at right now. But also, way to go gang. You're living your best life with your freaky bits out there for all to see.

Fair ladies take heed. Give a wide berth should ye encounter he on the seas.

This is insane. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Cackling Ghouls. The older I get the more solace I find imagining an afterlife where tiny guys in red poke these freaks with pitchforks for eternity. In lieu I will also accept becoming worm food while I still draw breath.

I gotta hand it to the guy... A thinner cat would never have been able to knock over a bucket that full.

I've been saying we need this up here for like a decade. It's a critical life skill. I have a friend who teaches media literacy at university and his assessment of kids coming out of high school is... Grim.

Using the crimes of a president you just pardoned to justify bombing another country and abducting their president is next level "you're all idiots and I'm untouchable" hubris. It's not even that they think people will buy it, they literally don't care.

War is stupid, remember this

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I can't get enough of this realtor's adorable little butt.

Seasons greetings.

Watching Carney with Rosemary Barton rn. He's giving real "quiet, men are talking" vibes.

This guy gets it 👇

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Pure rat-fuckery

Poilievre's just pissed that the first Conservative majority in a decade is being led by Mark Carney instead of him.

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Watching this Teri Garr and Burgess Meredith movie is going to make me sad, isn't it?

Honestly it’s real useful to understand that centrists are eager to meet fascists in the middle but not anybody else lol

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Weird that they wouldn't get along, given they wear the same shaped hats.

What winter evenings are for..

Hooray! Since his recent vet trip my 'fat, eats everything' cat has become my 'eat only specific wet food, the more expensive the better' cat. Expect this to take up a lot of airtime going forward. Conservative estimate... 40-50%.

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My love language is sending Jim Downey clips.

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Any folks out there digging a particular French band or song these days? France French or French Canadian? Hmu.

Dude's like obsessed with this. No one has seen your whale, guy.

I wonder if Jim Downey offered any suggestions for punching up There Will Be Blood when he was on set.

We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.

Tim Kaine is really rocking the "fun science teacher suddenly put on administrative leave" look these days.

If “capitalism is so great” how come the rich gotta use mass psychosis and propaganda 24/7 all of our lives?

If Starfleet cadets go into the Kobayashi Maru knowing it's a no-win situation designed to test how they perform under pressure... Doesn't that take the pressure off? Pretty sure my attitude would be "Fuck it. Who cares?" Maybe that's why I'm not a space sailor.

Sometimes I wish I lived with another person just to have someone to impress my speed at identifying Reinhold Weege episodes of Barney Miller.

"Long-serving Conservative MPs unhappy with Poillievre" may make for better headlines, but "Long-serving Conservative MPs happy with Carney" is the more important framing imo.

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They're all bad, but Spotify has got to be the worst. They've normalized ripping off artists as a business model, and now openly support authoritarian efforts to send people to their deaths in foreign countries, and usher in a police state. Don't give these creeps a dime.

Kinda feels like we're going to have 3 Conservative parties soon. Far right fuck bois, old school Conservatives who want to kill the poor but don't believe in chemtrails, and the Liberals.

Not sure that I agree with folks calling that riding a Conservative stronghold. It was pretty darn close this past election. Now that O&G knows Carney's their boy, and the obvious disarray of Poillievre's party... Shouldn't be that hard to take. Won't that be just fucking grand.

Did the concept of basic human dignity and Mexican law ruin that creep's grope? We asked the town pervert for his opinion.

He beat the wrap.

Dude clearly grew up on movies where hapless bureaucrats cause a global pandemic and sided with the bureaucrats. Not to worry, he'll get his just desserts when he catches the last helicopter out of Washington, only to find out THE PILOT IS INFECTED!

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Looks like one of the bonuses of living with the world's dumbest cat is he's great at the vet! (He's fine btw)