Putting a damn lot of faith in this cup of green tea. Pls save me this Monday morning thank you 😩🫠

This show lmfao

Me to my emails (Also I love beavis and butthead) 😂

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“I gave up on developing my prose skills when I realized Gen Alpha can’t read” I missed #Hacks so much

I was away from my phone for 2 hours and what 😂💀

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Hmm the gays will love you say??? The only thing I’m remotely excited about in this fucked up world

Remember this? Yeah Nailed, rated E Rebecca & NBC Ted archiveofourown.org/works/81616106

HBO max be puttin out some bangers here lately: DTF St Louis, Rooster, upcoming season of Hacks. Nice to have shit to look forward to during this fucked up time

I’m not even sure what I’m supposed to be outraged by anymore? Is this apathy? Jfc

Honestly I need a break from ignition. It’s too heavy in a time where work is also heavy. Enter this lmao this has been fun 😆😂

Lmfao wtf are Jimmy and Kayla doing 💀😂

These 95°F days are killing me. It’s fuckin March what are we doing here 💀 Straight up feels like what I imagine to be Satan’s asshole

Ignition chapter 24 archiveofourown.org/works/573867...

If the US insists on dropping bombs 🙄 can they drop some on my inbox??? 😅

Jfc 🫠

Rewatching the Scream movies before seeing the 7th one. But at what cost 😂😴 What is this thing you all call “sleep?”

Can someone blow up my email? Pls and Ty 😅

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Sneak peek of Ignition, chapter 24(?) idk what number it is lemme not even try to guess 😂 Give me another week or two or three:

My imagination was ahead of its time here like wtf is thisssss 😏🫠 archiveofourown.org/works/52363513

Ignition, chapter 23 of 26. Some answers and more questions. And horniness. I mean, why are we surprised 🤷🏼‍♀️ archiveofourown.org/works/573867...

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Honestly, I’m so proud of Bad Bunny. That was really spectacular

Not the Coldplay kiss cam cameo from Pepsi LMFAO. They caught a body and said CAUGHT 🤣💀

Between watching the gays in Heated Rivalry and her doing this…I need to write some smut about it 🫠

Heated Rivalry got me FUCKED up 😏🫠

Chapter something (lol I’ve lost count) of Ignition. It’s coming. I promise. Might need a few more days/weeks though….?

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

How do we have the orange monster still breathing and this happens instead??? This is reason number 69 bazillion where I’m like there is no god because how the fuck. The audacity 😞

Got attacked by this ad on Facebook (why am I even still on that shitty app don’t judge me), and I can’t unsee a certain very tall woman in it 🫠

This fatigue is absolutely killing me. Stupid damn hormones 🫠

This shit was ridiculous bro what 🤯

What is an even bigger way to express I’m overwhelmed? Is it overoverwhelmed? 😂

Hmm does anyone know what precedented times feel like, send help

Of course the third CFP game is the best one of the entire day. I love my couch and sports

I took a real nap today for the first time like ever 😂 must be really getting old idk

Apparently it’s Dec 31st, and I had no idea 😂💀

I’m so glad I don’t have any family obligation bullshit to navigate for Christmas. If you do, I’m sorry. Hope it all goes fast for you

you never know who you're going to encounter in Los Angeles. Hannah was cracking up at the end 🤣 #hacks #jeansmart #hannaheinbinder #la

Happy Holidays! archiveofourown.org/works/76100881

Back to writing. I missed it 😓

If you’re wanting an ignition update, pls know that I’m super busy with work, so it might be delayed. But it’s coming….at some point!

Chapter 22 of Ignition archiveofourown.org/works/573867...

If you've got an election in your state today be sure to vote. And if you're a Californian, Yes on 50

Nothing but sports in Vegas this weekend 😬

Americans, if you see someone stealing food come Nov 1st or before, mind your fucking business. And fuck Donald Trump

Ignition chapter whatever (I lost count) sneak peek:

It’s a dope ass night in America when Aaron Rodgers loses…but also this is funny too 😂 Fuck antivaxxers