Morning, race fans! Happy Friday!

Good morning, race fans!

Well, certainly! Do you have any paper?

…Right… Well, that’s me! Lightning McQueen!

The one and onl— wait, did you just say ‘lighting’?

What is all that racket—!?!?

[He’s up late doing paperwork.]

//HAPPY BIRTHDAY

//I can’t sleep please send help

//Ok I have an idea. Like this post for me to assign you a Cars character based on your muses

//Hi chat

Oh, is that so? Which track is that?

//gm chat 👹

I’m Lightning McQueen! I’m a famous racecar. [He gives a smile.]

Umm… [Lightning is extremely confused by the presence of the brain.] I don’t know? Who are you, exactly???

[Watching @temporal-alien.bsky.social. He’s seen inanimate cars being driven before, but it still makes him shudder a little.]

[Looking at @androidb0dy.bsky.social curiously.]

//Please someone write with Lightning I PROMISE there is more to him than “haha talking car is funny”

//Who wanna write

Goooood morning, race fans!

ALWAYS ONLINE AND I NEVER RESET — ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ #drrp | penned by lily — I'VE GOT IT ON DISC AND I NEVER FORGET!

I really don’t know. I come from a whole world of talking vehicles.

…Bad luck?

…We are, though.

//Btw feel free to message me for a layout if you actually wind up wanting to write one of the characters!

//Looks around scared

//Thread of Cars characters you can muse if you want to join the verse! These are some of my favorites in no particular order

[Racecar on the tl.]

[📌] “𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒾𝓍 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓈.” #Parodysky #Parodybsky

🤨

//I think about this sometimes

//Btw I can also write Serious Stuff™ with Lightning. Feel free to plot with me I don’t bite

I’m not just any talking car, you know. I’m seven-time Piston Cup winner Lightning McQueen! Ka-CHOW!

[He’s not the best at consoling people, but he’ll give it a shot.] Is everything alright…? You seem troubled.

Something the matter?

//Ok I have an idea. Like this post for me to assign you a Cars character based on your muses

//Btw yall should make Cars accounts if you want. That would be cool I think

『 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘎𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 』

[Looking curiously at @specildeal.bsky.social. He has no idea what he’s looking at.]

Well, it’s nice to meet you, Miles! You don’t need to bow, though. McQueen is just my last name.

Yep! The name’s Lightning. Lightning McQueen! Ka-CHOW!

Maybe not where YOU come from.

Yes. I don’t see what that has to do with anything.

Yes? Why wouldn’t I?

[He looks confused.] Can I… help you?

[???]

//Fuck it we ball

Good morning, 95 Nation!

What’s the matter???