The Slaughterthem Cases

Pretending this is about NATO

Journalists don't sell papes. Nuzzis sell papes.

Wag The Piro-Piro

The Epistein emails sure make it sound like Steve Bannon was tasked with keeping Epstein happy - giving him camaraderie, even busy-box politicking - so that he wouldn't sing.

Trump will escalate his rhetoric, and actions, in an attempt to force an impeachment vote - before the release of Epstein files (which will likely lead to that vote), or his failure to release the Epstein files (same)

Larry Summers getting PUA tips from Jeffrey Epstein. starring Kevin James as both

MTG is auditioning for the role of JD's VP after an impeachment

really wondering if the Dem senators who ended the shutdown did indeed get something in return: orchestrated abandonment of Trump

The need to expand the physical White House is kind of a universal consensus in Washington. Bipartisan - even nonpolitical. I expect history will view The Trump Ballroom more as procedure-ignoring in service of development - more Robert Moses than Robert Ross.

anyone want to make a market on Pride's Purge 2.0

"Antifa dude accidentally has Nazi tattoo" should be the most endearing dumbass story, win all 16 counties, way to miss the layup

Two million Palestinian hostages remain.

Pete Hegseth tells top generals to "prepare for trouble" and "make it double"

@ciaran.operationglad.io Trump declares "antifa" a foreign terrorist organization, are the antideutsch going to denounce him for this attack on the antifascist state of Israel

Unpopular policies executed by an unpopular government are inherently "threats to democracy" insofar as they demonstrate of the ademocratic aspects of American government.

"Move to the center" is not a viable way to oppose a group that can move infinitely rightward.

It's hard to do pundit contrarianism during authoritarianism without just doing authoritarianism.

"I actually voted for the genocide before I voted against it"

The Washington Post-Millennial

Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidiin ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: PUSSY IN BIO

Gestapx

My car made 240hp in 2000. But car engines get less powerful as they age. It makes 200hp today.

If you left a man because he got right wing, can you be an Overton Widow

"Jewish space lasers are shooting people" didn't land, "Jewish space lasers meant to change the weather are inadvertently causing climate change which kills people" 30% of the county will believe this by 2027

Floridachau

Shocked I am, shocked, too discover that there is Islamophobia in the party where 22 members voted to censure Rashida Tlaib

Madeleine Kahn reviewing ICE agents, naked below the waist and in 70lbs of Temu tac gear above it, she owns a Kia dealership but is still dressed as Roman Empress

American politicians love destroying countries and then saying they regret doing so and then doing it again and again

Strategery Of Tension

2020: After the police murder of George Floyd, Democrats demand "defund the police" Biden: Increase police funding! 2023-4: During the genocide in Gaza, Democrats demand "arms embargo" Biden: Increase military support for Israel! 2025: A Zionist rent-a-cop from Minneapolis murders Democrats.

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say-

Ammo shops I haven't used in years are suddenly emailing me about Big Sales. They must look at ICE like faygo looks at ICP

Trump deports Elon but then immediately brings him back as an Afrikaner refugee

Putting up Clark Field numbers 3 years into a war... Tom Clancy in his wettest dreams could have fuckin never. At Dawn We Got Owned.

was the Qatari jet also called the Lady Ghislaine

Referring to Kanye's newest song as "88 and Heartbreak," I find myself being stared at by the Wal-Mart greeter

"Turns out Merkel was really papering over a *lot* of cracks in the CDU." - @ciaran.operationglad.io "COME BACK QUEEN." - @lilouzovert.bsky.social

"Give me liberty and give me dearth"

the natalist couple that are putting up Trystero numbers are Peter Thiel's attempt to form an alliance between Quiverfull evangelicals and Palantir techies

If a Supreme Court justice dies or retires, I think Democrats should remember the example of Merrick Garland and do nothing for two years

Referring to a Constitutional Amendment eliminating Presidential term limits as the "Lex Trumpp," I am politely but firmly loaded into the breech of the howitzer

UK 10% Chile 10% Ghana 10% Australia 10% China 240% Vietnam 10% someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my economy is dying

"first they came for the Maras, and I did not care, because I was not a Mara, so they just started calling everyone Maras and I was like WELL SHIT"

Mara Salvatrucha are entitled to due process. Including the process to prove that they are actually Maras. If there is a group that is denied due process, THEN THEY CAN JUST CLAIM THAT YOU ARE A PART OF THAT GROUP.

Tanar'ri Mission

[alex trebek] The answer is... "Andrew Cuomo." [ken jennings] What is a great counter-argument to "vote blue no matter who"? [alex trebek] i am in heaven, i am sorry you all live in hell

prepper gear in 2025: soy sauce, nutmeg

Capitalism In One Country

There is a Blobular belief that: - Americans who opposed the Vietnam War mainly opposed the draft. - Ameicans who opposed the Iraq/Afghanistan wars mainly opposed deployment of Americans. - Funding others to fight will not be objectionable. They believe Israel is the cracking of a code.