This @scarfolk.bsky.social-ass-looking Polo easter egg exists.

Lidsville, a live-action Shoe-People-But-Make-It-Hats show, exists.

Apparently girls with M.U.S.C.L.E.s don't exist.

Spirograph's SPiROMAN exists. I...I don't understand what I'm looking at here.

You may have heard of Fiendish Feet, but did you know jelly versions of them existed?

A badge proclaiming your allegiance to Thundercats Intergalactic Snacks exists.

Pepsi Cool Cans and the notorious subliminal sex message exist.

Racoons-branded colour-change pens exist.

These awesome Dragon's Lair stickers and rub-off games exist.

No, YOU can have the stock-cube-mobile! The least cool toy car exists.

Tinned Barbie exists.

Baby Care Bears exist.

Flippin' out over new LipShades exists. And apparently two-handed lipsticks do, too.

The California Raisins exist, and it's like they're coming right at you.

This purse to put your pooh's in exists.

Aren't you hungry? This Burger King walkman exists.

This woman who doesn't know how to use a spoon exists.

Here are some awesome sticker album pages that exist.

Miss 'There's a Party Under My Skirt and Everyone's Invited' exists.

The 1980 Muppet diary exists, and makes a joke I worked into my own Muppet picture without realising it had already been done!

All your favourite Project Yewtree hits exist 🤢

These dolls that all sound like the kind of girls that would have bullied me in school exist.

This decapitated She-Ra head money box exists. Take her skull and fill it with pennies, you monster.

This deeply disturbing ad for an M&Ms watch exists.

'Someone Else's Baby' by Geraldine Kaye exists. I wish I knew what era it was supposed to be from.

If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. This doll on the phone with Mila Kunis exists.

This inaccurate representation of the worst day of my life exists.

All the fun of the bank exists.

Forget Bananas in Pyjamas. Beetroots in Gumboots exist and they're dressed much more appropriately for the farm.

Funky coloured ketchups exist. Weirder than the fact that they exist is the fact that they presumably came from an attempt to make ketchup appeal to teens.

This King of the Magic Rings exists. They're taking the ewoks to Isengard! Your lack of second breakfast disturbs me!

This stamp collecting board game that exists is so good it was remade for a new generation.

Game Boys exist. When allowed to run free in the wild, they can grow much larger than when kept in captivity.

My Magic Kissing Dragons, who look like they're doing close harmony singing, exist.

A Peperami Wideboy pencil case exists. For people who want to tell the whole school they like a wider spicy meat snack.

These emotional Pac-Man erasers exist. Possibly shunning the one non-Pac-Man eraser.

Dressing your kids to look like they've been swallowed by Care Bears exists.

This bitter reminder that they should have been called Hoddle and Waddle exists.

The Internet Waterway must exist, I guess, since they made a cap.

This McBeanie Baby exists.

These cute My Pet Monster knockoffs exist.

All new for 1986! The live and in person Garfield Magic Show exists!

These folks waiting for Play-Doh hair exist.

This gorgeous Hey Arnold LP exists.

These T.H.I.N.G.S. exist. I question how "hilarious" they are.

This toy that completely misunderstands the way Mom plays exists.

Just how fast is a Rice Krispy? This shirt that raises many questions exists.

This amazing disappearing doll food exists. Why cherries? Other, lesser babies had to eat flavoured mush, and there's Baby All-Gone lounging about chugging cherries like the Witches of Eastwick.

These spectacularly 90s stickers exist. A thread.

Polo Holes exist. As featured on the Retro Tat Podcast with @johndredge.bsky.social. Listen on Spotify!