Taking Anwen to see Six the Musical tonight. I know in theory I’ll enjoy it but my mental health is screaming at me that I hate everything right now. Shut up, brain. I love Anwen. I love showtunes. Leave me alone.

Yes, I am home, where I can be me ❤️

I cannot with ‘normal’ people at the moment. Don’t get them. They don’t get me. I need to be with my weirdos.

Is ADHD burnout similar? Asking for a me.

I’d rather not, if I had the choice. I’d be a nice little ghost who occasionally possesses the bodies of people who are actually having fun with theirs.

Nice feedback today at work ❤️

Dreamt that a) Anwen missed her own birthday party and nobody came and b) James Acaster saw one of my sets and laughed a lot but then I lost it and blanked and had to leave the stage.

Kiddo is inspired and energised: we just attended an open evening for the local college, and it’s perfect for her 😍

Anwen, watching gal pals Willow and Tara doing magic together on Buffy: Well this is a really gay spell.

Goodnight pals, I love you 😴

Listening to a showtunes playlist is so funny, because dialogue at the end of one song can be followed by another song that’s totally inappropriate. Girls in The Pirates of Penzance: Suppose we take off our shoes and stockings and paddle! *cue Mean Green Mother from Outer Space*

Borrred. I just want to do comedy all the time.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: You're a comedian with an amazing kid. 16 YEAR OLD ME: Wow, brilliant! GHOST: Paul Whitehouse from the Fast Show and Bob Mortimer from Shooting Stars are two old men with a fishing show where they discuss their old man ailments. ME: What.

Got a lovely quote from Ben Pope to stick on the old CV 🥰

Applying for gigs AND writing new material? In this economy?? 👀

Couldn't get Anwen into Frasier so I'm finally biting the bullet and rewatching it by myself. God, I love this show.

Feeling not ugly today.

It's @harecomedy.bsky.social, excellent human and excellent writer!

Doing some training on understanding feelings and the ‘how do you know when you’re sad’ section has punched me right in the gut. Guess I’ve been almost constantly sad for several years? Shouldn’t be a surprise, but still.

It is both Halloween and Friday. Gonna have my mum round, drink some wine and watch The Nightmare Before Christmas ❤️

This task is so stressful to watch 😅

Wait, 'flirt', 'tease' and 'be weird' are separate functions? 🤯

Circling hot dads on BlueSky like I'm marking the Christmas Radio Times

New plan: Become irresistible to a neurodivergent man by catching one just as his meds hit 👍

Found among some donated toys:

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. I mean. Knickers.

Me doing some super cool and natural human interaction at @roastedcomedycdf.

Nothing like a tour of Caerphilly’s most popular places to get murdered or run over, followed by a 35 minute wait in torrential rain on what was described as the ‘main road’ but is actually a curtain twitching residential street 🙃

Repost this with you and your significant other (not really - but I wish):

What a great night ❤️

Gorgeous gig, and now I get to watch Ben Pope 😊

Can’t wait to gig tonight 🥰

I really need more than one Taskmaster episode per week for my mental health.

More experienced colleagues currently ranting about their jobs and saying they’re actively looking for other work. Guess I’d better be prepared for more change…

New mixed idiom just dropped, courtesy of my colleague: ‘it’s like teaching a duck to suck eggs’.

Today's horrible joke that has no place in my set: The porn parody of A Bug's Life ends on an anticlimax.

Making some resources about child development at different ages and accidentally made myself an online dating profile.

If anyone’s in Cardiff tomorrow, I’ll be at Rhostio supporting the brilliant Ben Pope 😊

My opponent in a roast battle said I looked like a teacher he'd have a guilty wank over, and honestly that'll do.

"You snouvre you louvre", is that a thing

The Care Bears Movie starts with children in a home run by the now-grown-up protagonist, saying a prayer. This implies that either: a) He encountered magical bears with the hallmarks of an interventionist god and decided Christianity is still legit or b) He is running an active Care Bear cult.

I think I'm generally a 3 at most but can project a 6 if necessary.

Ah, Alex, what's wrong with you.

Got some unseasonal mulled wine in my unicorn mug to watch Taskmaster.

Why does my affirmation app sound like it’s pleading for its life?

The old ADHD need for adventure is yelling at me right now. Give me a mad comedy venture or a whirlwind romance, stat!

*tosses Little Alex Horne around like a beanbag*

My neighbour is shouting at the telly and he sounds like Pam Doove.

It’s like me doing my affirmations. I am BACK. I’m going to ROCK PEOPLE’S BODIES. *imposter syndrome*: but what if i’m not sexual tho ☹️