Twinks are supposed to be annihilated? Fascinating… okay.

Okay but like can I ask why???

Oh hey, I’m not dead anymore. Cool.

key LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Turns out I fucking lied

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 #𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒3 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃; DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE APART OF THE SL. ( FIGHTING BELOW )

“NGH…—‼️” “B-Bastard….” Though 17 would try, he couldn’t move a muscle. Not after what Cell just hit him with. The android passes out from the pain of the attacks alone.

/: fuck that fox

“……Sorry, Sora.” “You won’t be getting your turn.” 𝑽𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑯—‼️

“Wait a minute…..” “Is that—……..?”

as the battle between @agreenhedgehog.bsky.social and @soulofmobius.bsky.social reached its climax , a huge gust of wind rushed into the scene , a low cackling could be heard from within ... 𝑭𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑺𝑯 --- !!! 𝑩𝑾𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑯 --- ! +

“Nevermind.” “Sora got it, luh mow.”

“…..It’s been real, everyone.”

“The fuck is going on?”

“Those are some crazy fireworks. I can see them from all the way here.” “Might be best to keep my distance.”

……. So what I’m hearing is a threesome with your dad and Vegeta?

Would it make you feel better if I fucked your dad too?

That’s not recommended.

Yes, I said prince. I swing that way too. Fight me.

Fucked Bulma ✅ Fucked Chi-Chi ✅ Fucked that cute brunette prince ✅ Today was a pretty good day for me.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. Is this not a normal conversation? [NIGGA NO IT ISN’T!]

Had to pick him up on the way here. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity.

…… I don’t know who you are, but you’re coming with me as my plus one.

I think I was the only guy invited to that island. Guess I’m just lucky. [art by kaosmerah]

Well, there is an exchange of dialogue between us, I believe that is a conversation. If the topic at hand is disturbing, let’s change the topic. Do you like animals? [He’s actually being so serious and it makes me sick to my stomach.]

He’s just being honest. It’s not every day he gets to see such a lovely sight.

…… Even the young people don’t know their own slang.

I’m gonna be taking taxes on your mom.

….Chop wood? But I thought all I had to do was insult them. Oh well, not like chopping wood requires much effort from me either.

It was nice for her to invite him to. He’s grateful.

…….. Maybe he is happy he was invited too.

……… [Okay why is he taking his shirt off now?]

I mean….. we’re having a conversation, are we not? [And he still has that same nonchalant expression. What the fuck?]

They get off….. to being insulted? I mean that’s pretty weird, but if people were willing to pay me a good chunk of money to just take my shirt off and be mean to them, I’d do it to I guess.

Oh? Then what is it? You feeling alright? Maybe you just need to sit down. [Holy shit, he might actually just be a chill guy.]

Hmmm….. I think they’re paying you for some sexual desire. I mean, as long as you’re okay with it then I don’t see the issue.

“Oh hey, I was just going for a swim at the lake.” “You can join if you’d like. I don’t mind.” #SeductiveSunday [art by momo]

The outfits they purchase. They’re so…… revealing.

Oh. That’s unfortunate. Sorry that your day’s not going well. [….Wait, is he ACTUALLY just a chill guy?]

……. Fascinating….

Elizabeth. Nice. How’s your day going? [He cannot be serious. Why is he so calm? Why is he so nonchalant?]

“I don’t think she was talking crap. She had legitimate questions and I was actually more than happy to answer.” “But it’s still crazy to think that she just doesn’t really recognize what a big deal that is.”

“Rich….? Fascinating. I met her, but we mainly just talked about what we do for work.” “I think it’s nice to know there are still people who care about the animals.”