“Viable reasoning.”

“Why are you like this?”

… I’m about to make sure be both get hot—

⠀⠀ 　𝑨my 𝑹ose　　⟡　　𝑻arot 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 　　↷　　𓏼　　₊𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈　/　𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆~ ⠀⠀

[EPILEPSY WARNING] Name: ”𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆” 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 Age: 𝐍/𝐀 Status: 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 ”𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒” 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝑵𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫‼️

“I ain’t gonna pretend I’m som fuckin’ hero… but I am a brother, and they just took my only goddamn one. … I’ll use their finger bones as toothpicks. Let’s go.”

I—

Fucking HUH????

Lemme get some. Pass the boof.

This was the exact reaction he was hoping for—

Even after ending up like this… he still wants more… #SeductiveSunday

Thought you’d never ask~

Oh shit. I wasn’t expecting this to go this well. Okay, fuck yeah.

Perchance I’m changing my mind.

Would it be worth it if I helped take it off~?

Name: 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐆 Age: 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Species: 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐆 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆

FUCK YEEEEAAAAAH—

Can I put my face in them?

If this is you doing your best then I can say for sure it’s paying off.

Lanolin, the woman you are… gods bless…

Yes please.

You sure? Yer face is pretty red.

…. GOD my girlfriend is so hot…

Yeah, gotta admit, you’re actually outstanding.

HOLY—

You uhh… You okay?

They’d be correct.

Who said you need any? You still look attractive without ‘em.

… I discovered something about myself today upon seeing this.

“What’s yer beef with boobs???”

I don’t really participate in the Seductive Sunday stuff. I’m more into aura farming than anything.

“Indeed. I could sleep on them forever.”

“They’re amazin’. They make good pillows for cuddlin’.”

“You and your boobs are the two biggest reasons I keep goin’ in life—“

You improve my life significantly and don’t even realize it.”

I’ll just say this. Big boobs, flat chests, it don’t matter to me. Women pretty.

YEEEEEAAAAAH

So is it a yes?

I didn’t hear a no—

…

Lucky ass—

They gettin’ freaky.

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… Best… … night… … ever…

YES MA’AM!!!!!!!

Hi. I’m the dumbass brother.

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