Y’ALL SABRINA BROUGHT OUT THE CHICKS AND THEY DID WIDE OPEN SPACE AND I ASCENDED 🛸 👋

a cat and a gay hand for those who appreciate

someone should have told her nobody wanted so high school the album

the weather is rotten and my hips are rancid

"my life is in exactly the same spot as when I wrote it [the album]" says the woman who got engaged less than two months ago

you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from darth vader opheeeellliiiiaaaaa

showgirl is the baby of reputation and lover when you think about it a desire for rage and revenge, bubbly pop but also chunky synth, the facade of love songs but it's not giving, cringe lyric choices...

i have both sweats and shivers at the same time. pain meds definitely try really hard to be a worse experience than the pain they're barely treating

being a grown adult with parent issues is so embarrassing. yes I'm crying that they came to my play but refused to say anything about how I did. what of it.

happy pride, all of the gays get the 22 hat this month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

regurgitating things you've heard before into something that sounds like a functional sentence? they get paid 6 figures for that bullshit

truly believe the only job that can be replaced by ai is that of a ceo

can't wait for the increase in mentions of mpreg in teenagers homework and your colleagues emails

i lost my job in jan. i've been offered a position at a great company starting 4/30, but i won't see any pay until the end of may. i owe $1200 in rent by 5/5 & $300 in power before 4/24 or it'll be shut off. please consider helping me get by cherrybasket.carrd.co#payments

when you're sad just remember that one day you will press play on rep tv, hear the intro to ready for it, hear her clearing her throat and-

walking through town, vaping, eating cheese and getting dirty looks from old people

if i had a birthday party would u come 👉🏻👈🏻

able to repost tiktoks until it's about palestine or trans people then I mysteriously have "no internet connection" but can share the next video along about the fucking tiktok shop of course

my front door has a pin code rather than a key lock and it keeps reopening after you close it and it happens overnight too and I'm terrified

i feel like i’m sixteen again, lying awake in bed every night debating whether or not i’m gonna find live before i die

can an astrology girlie tell me which planet is to blame?

starting to feel like an 'everyone should break up' kinda season

thinking of selling tit pics for the validation

i wanna feel seen but i hope no one will notice me

I identity as “gender neutral” as my gender fluid sits at a ph of 7

for a century now, men have been gatekeeping the joyous feeling of water evaporating off your leg hair after a shower

getting a water infection because i cannot move my sleeping cat

I don't need you to tell me how to do my job. I need you to answer the question I asked.

no one's partner. no one's priority. no one's first choice, second choice, third choice. never on anyone's mind. never worth a text message. never invited or included. never missed.

okay. i don't want to do this but i am seeking mutual aid. $1300+ in bills due by the end of the month. my power will be shut off if unpaid by the 27th. i have been interviewing and applying consistently everywhere but there have been no opportunities, so anything helps at this time.

finally got a gynae appointment and it's at 4pm on a sunday at a business village (industrial park). wtf!!!

Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention.

i want a haircut so gay that straight people think it's ugly, you know?

i think it's because they're also children with impulse issues and like their behaviour being validated in public life

finally got round to buying a 2025 calendar... only a little late

I've closed the app, I've forced closed the app, I've locked my phone, WHY CAN I STILL HEAR THE TIKTOK AUDIO YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT OPERATING YOU LIAE

what if we made out to false god

I can tell how far off my singing of the snow angel bridge is by how concerned my dog looks that we're in danger

after 2 years of telling my doctor i am unable to take one of my medications as instructed with no help (so i didn't take them), my new doctor just told me I was given the wrong instructions and can actually just swallow it whenever rather than hold it for 10 minutes under my tongue before food 🤬

my mum just correctly gendered me and I cried

forever worried and concerned about others but lacking the communication skills to ever sound sincere about it

i hate when news platforms post tiktoks that are just repeating whole trump ads without edit or critique. just playing the whole thing from start to finish (the 'news' being that he posted it) and letting the comments figure out if it's amoral or not

he's a great father but a shit parent

people will say they had no clue that i'm non-binary even though i once described myself (negatively) as "aggressively woman-shaped" because my hip:waist was preventing me from being able to play a character on stage as a man and they chose to genderswap it instead so like... there were signs, no?

everyday I get to watch my cat watch birds out the window is a blessing

my cat's not clever, she'll cry for her lunch while it's sat in her bowl 10 feet away

hoes that bleach together stay together

my network isn't stable? honey, join the club.

@ Swifties

ever get the feeling someone is trying to make you break up with them