bernie
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someone should have told her nobody wanted so high school the album
about 22 hours ago
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the weather is rotten and my hips are rancid
1 day ago
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"my life is in exactly the same spot as when I wrote it [the album]" says the woman who got engaged less than two months ago
1 day ago
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you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from darth vader opheeeellliiiiaaaaa
2 days ago
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showgirl is the baby of reputation and lover when you think about it a desire for rage and revenge, bubbly pop but also chunky synth, the facade of love songs but it's not giving, cringe lyric choices...
2 days ago
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i have both sweats and shivers at the same time. pain meds definitely try really hard to be a worse experience than the pain they're barely treating
2 months ago
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being a grown adult with parent issues is so embarrassing. yes I'm crying that they came to my play but refused to say anything about how I did. what of it.
4 months ago
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katie ๐ฅฃ ๐ฉท๐๐
4 months ago
happy pride, all of the gays get the 22 hat this month ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
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regurgitating things you've heard before into something that sounds like a functional sentence? they get paid 6 figures for that bullshit
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5 months ago
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truly believe the only job that can be replaced by ai is that of a ceo
5 months ago
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can't wait for the increase in mentions of mpreg in teenagers homework and your colleagues emails
5 months ago
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6 months ago
i lost my job in jan. i've been offered a position at a great company starting 4/30, but i won't see any pay until the end of may. i owe $1200 in rent by 5/5 & $300 in power before 4/24 or it'll be shut off. please consider helping me get by
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stolen kisses, pretty lies
6 months ago
when you're sad just remember that one day you will press play on rep tv, hear the intro to ready for it, hear her clearing her throat and-
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walking through town, vaping, eating cheese and getting dirty looks from old people
6 months ago
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if i had a birthday party would u come ๐๐ป๐๐ป
6 months ago
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able to repost tiktoks until it's about palestine or trans people then I mysteriously have "no internet connection" but can share the next video along about the fucking tiktok shop of course
6 months ago
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my front door has a pin code rather than a key lock and it keeps reopening after you close it and it happens overnight too and I'm terrified
6 months ago
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starlight braidlor slut! โ๏ธ
6 months ago
i feel like iโm sixteen again, lying awake in bed every night debating whether or not iโm gonna find live before i die
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can an astrology girlie tell me which planet is to blame?
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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starting to feel like an 'everyone should break up' kinda season
6 months ago
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thinking of selling tit pics for the validation
6 months ago
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i wanna feel seen but i hope no one will notice me
6 months ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
6 months ago
I identity as โgender neutralโ as my gender fluid sits at a ph of 7
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for a century now, men have been gatekeeping the joyous feeling of water evaporating off your leg hair after a shower
6 months ago
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getting a water infection because i cannot move my sleeping cat
6 months ago
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I don't need you to tell me how to do my job. I need you to answer the question I asked.
6 months ago
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no one's partner. no one's priority. no one's first choice, second choice, third choice. never on anyone's mind. never worth a text message. never invited or included. never missed.
7 months ago
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7 months ago
okay. i don't want to do this but i am seeking mutual aid. $1300+ in bills due by the end of the month. my power will be shut off if unpaid by the 27th. i have been interviewing and applying consistently everywhere but there have been no opportunities, so anything helps at this time.
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finally got a gynae appointment and it's at 4pm on a sunday at a business village (industrial park). wtf!!!
7 months ago
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Briana Mills, LMFT โฟ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
7 months ago
Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention.
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i want a haircut so gay that straight people think it's ugly, you know?
7 months ago
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i think it's because they're also children with impulse issues and like their behaviour being validated in public life
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7 months ago
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finally got round to buying a 2025 calendar... only a little late
7 months ago
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I've closed the app, I've forced closed the app, I've locked my phone, WHY CAN I STILL HEAR THE TIKTOK AUDIO YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT OPERATING YOU LIAE
7 months ago
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what if we made out to false god
7 months ago
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I can tell how far off my singing of the snow angel bridge is by how concerned my dog looks that we're in danger
7 months ago
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after 2 years of telling my doctor i am unable to take one of my medications as instructed with no help (so i didn't take them), my new doctor just told me I was given the wrong instructions and can actually just swallow it whenever rather than hold it for 10 minutes under my tongue before food ๐คฌ
7 months ago
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my mum just correctly gendered me and I cried
7 months ago
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forever worried and concerned about others but lacking the communication skills to ever sound sincere about it
7 months ago
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i hate when news platforms post tiktoks that are just repeating whole trump ads without edit or critique. just playing the whole thing from start to finish (the 'news' being that he posted it) and letting the comments figure out if it's amoral or not
7 months ago
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he's a great father but a shit parent
7 months ago
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people will say they had no clue that i'm non-binary even though i once described myself (negatively) as "aggressively woman-shaped" because my hip:waist was preventing me from being able to play a character on stage as a man and they chose to genderswap it instead so like... there were signs, no?
7 months ago
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everyday I get to watch my cat watch birds out the window is a blessing
7 months ago
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my cat's not clever, she'll cry for her lunch while it's sat in her bowl 10 feet away
7 months ago
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hoes that bleach together stay together
7 months ago
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my network isn't stable? honey, join the club.
7 months ago
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Dr. Bryanlicious2
8 months ago
@ Swifties
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ever get the feeling someone is trying to make you break up with them
8 months ago
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thoughts and prayers for every 'they' ignored because it is preceded by 'he' or 'she' she/they may not be cutting it anymore...
8 months ago
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why are you asking a machine built on our worst biases for its opinion?
8 months ago
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