Ha, computer tech at Lowes must be a Spinal Tap fan - customer satisfaction survey after a service call says “on a scale of 1 to 11 with 10 being the highest…” 😂

Hey billionaires don’t you need a lot of poor people? This rate there’s gonna be very few and the next generation are gonna be sick, malnourished and homeless. Your grandkids deserve to step on the necks of sufficient poor people healthy enough to make it through their shift. Think of them.

Still no check. You guys get yours? Dang I hope that Antifa Northwest Regional Imperial Commander guy wasn’t scamming me.

Hope you young writers are keeping a paper journal so in ten years you’ll have notes for your survival memoir. Don’t count on the truth surviving through journalism or social media.

Woot! #1,000

The last thing yogurt sees

“But it was never going to be me” will be the rallying cry of the next four years. Sacrificing careers in order to face the mirror each day. Not everyone can, but may we all have that level of courage.

Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI

Time for a new professional head shot - can only pick one! Help!

Ok boycotting the Superbowl now. The list is getting longer.