so this morning i found a piece of dried cucumber in my sweatpants' pocket. i am utterly confused

not all men yada yada but why do they NEVER answer all your questions??? If i send a man an email with two questions in it, 99% of the time they only reply to one. Three questions, you're lucky to get two answers. W H Y.

you know a course is intensive but also a good one when the profs bribe you with chocolate and fruit candy (we get one for every question we ask) they also tried to negotiate a coffee deal for us with the downstairs café 😂😂

so at what point should i go see a doctor about hypermobility.... asking for my joints....

me earlier today with a professor at uni, talking about my BA thesis prof: so where did you get the idea for this? me: ok so i was really annoyed by-- prof, genuinely delighted: oh! good! yes, folks, annoyance is what fuels us scholars right alongside our passion for our field

factory resetting my nervous system

sometimes i want to hit the finnish dictionary workers with a brick. who thinks a useful translation for the word 'imputation' is 'imputaatio'??? that helped me absolutely not at all

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Yliopisto > ei päästä sua kirjautumaan > on vanhentanut salasanasi > ei varoittanut asiasta, toimi 2pv sitten vielä > oho onkin muuttanut salasanavaatimusta ja vanha ei käy > antaa vaihtaa salasanan > ei päästä SILTIKÄÄN kirjautumaan vaan herjaa väärää salasanaa mut hei > kaksivaiheinen tunnistus

tonight i woke up to my bf sleep talking yet again. last time he was drunk which meant to sleep for me for HOURS bc he obliged me to talk back to him while asleep. and singing while asleep. this time it was just a simple baby voice saying "miniiiiii"

it's funny how my cat's biggest problem seems to be the fact that my bf and i spend time in different rooms (he is working, im studying) and therefore poor osku has no idea who to join. so he sits in the hallway between us and yells

Mikä olis helppo paikka mihin kerätä tietoa ja kuvia tavaroista, joita aikoo myydä? Tarkotuksena olis tarjota ekana kavereille, eli ei siis heittää mihinkään julkiseen paikkaan vielä myyntiin. ainoo mikä mulle tulee mieleen on google docs 😂

im just a little jealous of people who speak English as their native language bc they don't know the pain called reading an academic paper in english but english is not your native language and you have no idea how the terminology translates from your language to english and vice versa

me watching reels and feeling my toes being grabbed: ??? What's going on my bf: interlocking our toes! it's romantic, trust me

nothing better than realising at 10.30pm that you have a hw assignment due midnight... 💀

things in the English language that confuse me part 5737384: you write it as 'sew' but you pronounce it as 'sow' yes, I've been pronouncing it as see-wing instead of soh-wing this whole time until i connected the dots

voisko joku nostaa mediassa tästä älämölöä tai joku osaava vinkata MOTille tms 😂

onko kukaan tutkinu koskaan, onko tosiaan laillista, että meillä maksaa silmälasit ihan valtavasti? ymmärtääkseni suomen laki kuitenkin kieltää apuvälineillä rahastamisen, niin miten mun silmälasit voi maksaa yli 600e (kun ilmankaan en pärjää)

The first large-scale Nazi book burning was on 6 May 1933, when Magnus Hirschfeld's Institut für Sexualwissenschaft in Berlin was attacked by Nazi students. It would take decades for science to recover the knowledge about trans-affirming healthcare that was destroyed that day.

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

"Viimeksi vuonna 2016 oli näin vähän avoimia työpaikkoja. Niitä on nyt vähemmän kuin oli korona-aikana kaikkein heikoimpana vuosineljänneksenä." yle.fi/a/74-2017842...

Y'all need to stop using Duolingo. Your library probably gives you free access to Mango or other language learning programs which haven't been sloppified.

Luin Ylen otsikon Tammelan muumiolöydöstä väärin (yle.fi/a/74-20176293), ja mun oli ihan pakko tehdä tämmönen

I can’t believe I found it. This time I bought it.

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

Be extremely weird about fictional characters but by god be normal about real people

VIZ Media quietly added an AI-translated manga to their app and hoped no one would notice. We did. Manga deserves better than cheap, soulless automation. This is a betrayal of translators, fans, and the art form. We don't want your AI translations!

More Palestinians die from starvation as UN Security Council prepares to discuss Israel’s plan to take over Gaza City.

quotes from my boyfriend: "I feel old... We went to the biggest roleplaying and table top gaming con in Finland and what did i buy? Spices."

nothing feels better than my cat's complete acceptance of my bf. like he's liked my bf since day one. is even currently rather sleeping on his lap than mine.

zack & cloud🩵💛 #FF7

you should cancel your subscription to NYT, stop playing NYT games including wordle and the crosswords, and stop clicking on or sharing NYT articles. unambiguously pro-death newspaper and there’s no reason to continue reading them

You have seen a cat loaf but have you ever seen a raccoon loaf before?? 😊

There's an account on Instagram, Youtube, Facebook, and TiKTok called Epicurious Expeditions that's all about accessible cooking; no standing, chopping, or stove required. www.youtube.com/@EpicuriousE...

wtf traconiin on yhä lippuja :o ihan niiden kaupassa

What :D This is the dumbest fucking thing I have heard in a good while

eka tracon-lippu spotatti myynnistä huutokaupassa 😑 lähtöhinta tietenkin 60e. huoh näitä

tracon-liput saatu kaikille paitsi kahdelle! tökkikää, jos porukassanne on ylimääräisiä lippuja

Täydellisen frontside ollien?

made my bf snort big time while he was playing lol and i saw on the screen that he was, and i quote myself, "assigned bottom by lol"

*nods sagely*

Day 23 - "I've missed you" Kiss I'm Home, my Love #pridekisses2025 #phaidei 🔄 #myphai

as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game

it's that time of the year