if i had a button that when pressed would kill a random person but make me lose $100 each time i would spam it until i ran out of money

intelligent life is a fucking joke

I've influenced the world way more negatively than I have positively, and I think it's very unlikely that I can change that. Maybe it's possible, but I don't even have what it takes to stop kicking a dead horse.

the lesbian from yesterday apologized and i enthusiastically forgave. i know she's fundamentally nice, her flaws come from a struggle to manage the pressures that influence her social identity in a world where she has to consistently mask, i know the feeling well. i hope we become good friends.

there's a type of person who is sweet and sensitive but their social identity has been configured into being rude. like they disagree with their choice of dialogue on a fundamental level. it's like they understand that punk is good but pretend in order to match the misunderstood version of punk.

i met a lesbian who sees furries as lesser beings, ok i thought you were going to be woke but whatever

I want to rape the clumsy Smurf

popeyes made me had a stroke

i had a second minecraft dream relating to the world border where mr beast held a mc event with badboyhalo and three mc streamers i didnt know. two of them quit a couple days in, badboyhalo ran to the world border in like a week some how presumably to survive

i had a dream that i made a mc smp for my friends but the difficulty was dependent on how far you were from spawn but it was relative to the world size. i was having trouble doing the math in my dream but the concept was like

z conquest has a big ass

hi z youre fat

straight foid coworkers be like: omg my new coworker "Average Guy In His Early Twenties With Some Facial Hair" looks like a gay twink, hes definitely autistic

comment down below what i should steal from my neighbors house next time theyre on vacation

discord checkpoint is evil, it will have you sending "voice chats are coziest when you’re in them too" to someone who whose checkpoint doesn't even list you. also the name is gay.

the "how its made" intro shaped my taste in music. absolutely legendary intro.

pull up old tweets pull up old t-shirts all that ill moonwalk over that bitch hee-hee

Just recently learned about this game called F.N.A.F. It's scary! Shoutout to F.N.A.F., I would recommend playing it but it's not for the faint of heart.

two face is the best villain and it's not even close

in third grade a kid denied me an invitation to his birthday in a very embarrassing manner. in high school he ended up being one of those people with a million friends who insisted that he was a social outcast. i found out he went missing last year which i appreciate.

im losing it

i sit in showers. oh, you thought i said- oh, heavens no! no. ...well... #drainstomp

if i saw a girl alone in the woods theres probably a 40% chance that id just murder them. its guaranteed that id at least fantasize about it.

my coworker said he believes plants have consciousness because when you look at grass through a microscope after watering them you can see smiley faces. are we dead ass.

i have three ops and they all created minecraft

how bout catch me walked outside so tuah could fly like hawk

i...... c....... u...... hey, wait just a minute there pal!

u was at the club

my last post is worded like its a safer strategy but really its just gambling

make assumptions that frame the thing thats more likely to happen bad for you, and the thing that's more uncommon good for you, that way when youre right the bad thing is expected and its more convenient when you're wrong

running off 3 days 1 meal wasted all my time big deal gave up sleep for cheap refills auto play wont let me heal

FUCK THA WORLD

please spam report this account so i dont have to post my art

what up everybody, today were gonna be reacting to this crazy ass frog i just witnessed on the internet so here we go. damn this frog is crazy!

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lone wolf

i stole upwards of $600 worth of food and pokemon stuff from my job

i devour furry ass idc

i might just spend it all

three likes and ill post a pic of my art

looking for cool people to play minesweeper with

who remembers undertale

i dont know why im getting so much hate for coming out as a furry already i cant believe america has really dissolved this far

okay ive been on here for a while now so i think its time that i come out as a furry. i love this community, thank you to all my supporters ❤️

whose trynna make art with meeee :3 i love art yayyyy lets make music and silly stuff and drawings heheheheheheheh yayyyyy hehheh yeah just kidding idiot