I think about this post a lot

Back for a limited time by popular demand

That's right, all the shit, all the posting, all at once

I'm here to announce the return of shitposting

Why the fuck would you assume this

Who up snorgling they shmimgus

if i had a button that when pressed would kill a random person but make me lose $100 each time i would spam it until i ran out of money

Mods, all the Mods, all 10 of them

4.

Imagine if there were a factory in the sky

Who up mining their craft

I want to rape the clumsy Smurf

Pretty solid barbecue sauce recipe my dad made once

Props the the marketing company that liked this

So apparently I have to be careful about how many times I post before I get suppressed for "content farming." this is so sad I just want to speak into the void, but what's the point on if I talk too much the void cant hear me?

I've now posted enough times to start a social media marketing company. Hire me for infinite sales and money with no downside Only $53,000 per month to hire

5 likes on this website would give me a dopamine hit like never seen before, even three had me all excited.

*Raises both my arms and shouts victory*

I need a small following of people so I can speak my questions to the world and have the world respond I want the void to look back at me and speak

huge 15 posts milestone (not including comments)

huge 15 posts milestone (including comments)

The plan is simple 1. Open Bluesky 2. Post every thought I think 3. Ride away into victory

I do genuinely wonder how many shitposts it takes to get to 1000 followers

Someone with 600 followers liked my post, im one step closer to becoming famous.

There's nothing here

God now I have to follow 7 more accounts just to make this dialog on my profile go away this sucks.

I wonder why when you click on the replies tab, normal posts show up. They really gotta be more specific with these labels.

I wonder how long it'll take before one of my friends finds this page

I'm only liking my own posts to train my algorithm to only show winners.

One of my friends has done unimaginable things to me.. I swear I can feel it every time the jar gets more full...

I think it's interesting that comments count towards your post total even though there is a entirely separate label for posts.

I'm posting simply to watch the post counter go up I have no hidden agenda

If you follow me next time I see you in real life I will give you a cookie.

I swear I didn't just make this account for porn.