z conquest
@zconquest.bsky.social
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The internets finest crusader
I think about this post a lot
add a skeleton here at some point
about 7 hours ago
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Back for a limited time by popular demand
about 7 hours ago
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That's right, all the shit, all the posting, all at once
about 7 hours ago
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I'm here to announce the return of shitposting
about 7 hours ago
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Felix Andrews
1 day ago
Why the fuck would you assume this
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Who up snorgling they shmimgus
2 days ago
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inconvenience
11 days ago
if i had a button that when pressed would kill a random person but make me lose $100 each time i would spam it until i ran out of money
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Mods, all the Mods, all 10 of them
8 days ago
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4.
8 days ago
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Imagine if there were a factory in the sky
8 days ago
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Who up mining their craft
8 days ago
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I want to rape the clumsy Smurf
about 1 month ago
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Pretty solid barbecue sauce recipe my dad made once
about 1 month ago
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Props the the marketing company that liked this
about 1 month ago
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So apparently I have to be careful about how many times I post before I get suppressed for "content farming." this is so sad I just want to speak into the void, but what's the point on if I talk too much the void cant hear me?
about 1 month ago
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I've now posted enough times to start a social media marketing company. Hire me for infinite sales and money with no downside Only $53,000 per month to hire
about 1 month ago
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5 likes on this website would give me a dopamine hit like never seen before, even three had me all excited.
about 1 month ago
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*Raises both my arms and shouts victory*
about 1 month ago
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I need a small following of people so I can speak my questions to the world and have the world respond I want the void to look back at me and speak
about 1 month ago
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huge 15 posts milestone (not including comments)
about 1 month ago
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huge 15 posts milestone (including comments)
about 1 month ago
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The plan is simple 1. Open Bluesky 2. Post every thought I think 3. Ride away into victory
about 1 month ago
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I do genuinely wonder how many shitposts it takes to get to 1000 followers
about 1 month ago
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Someone with 600 followers liked my post, im one step closer to becoming famous.
about 1 month ago
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There's nothing here
about 1 month ago
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God now I have to follow 7 more accounts just to make this dialog on my profile go away this sucks.
about 1 month ago
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I wonder why when you click on the replies tab, normal posts show up. They really gotta be more specific with these labels.
about 1 month ago
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I wonder how long it'll take before one of my friends finds this page
about 1 month ago
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I'm only liking my own posts to train my algorithm to only show winners.
about 1 month ago
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One of my friends has done unimaginable things to me.. I swear I can feel it every time the jar gets more full...
about 1 month ago
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I think it's interesting that comments count towards your post total even though there is a entirely separate label for posts.
about 1 month ago
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I'm posting simply to watch the post counter go up I have no hidden agenda
about 1 month ago
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If you follow me next time I see you in real life I will give you a cookie.
about 1 month ago
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I swear I didn't just make this account for porn.
about 1 month ago
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you reached the end!!
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